Top 100 Stand Up Comedians

2007-03-19 05:21:41

#1

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6434

As voted for by the British public:

100 - Tim Vine
99 - Patrick Kielty
98 - Alan Carr
97 - Jim Bowen
96 - Bill Cosby
95 - Lee Mack
94 - Ardal O'hanlon
93 - Rik Mayall
92 - Paul Merton
91 - Dick Gregory
90 - Joe Pasquale
89 - George Burns
88 - Ronnie Corbett
87 - Reg D Hunter
86 - Bob Newhart
85 - Harry Enfield
84 - Demetri Martin
83 - Tommy Trinder
82 - Barry Humphries
81 - Freddie Starr
80 - Andy Kaufman
79 - Frank Carson
78 - Mitch Hedburg
77 - Chic Murray
76 - Arthur Smith
75 - Dave Gorman
74 - Dave Allen
73 - Ed Byrne
72 - Frankie Howerd
71 - John Thompson
70 - Jethro
69 - Russell Brand
68 - Lee Hurst
67 - Mike Reid
66 - Chris Addison
65 - Rhona Cameron
64 - Tommy Tiernan
63 - Alan Davies
62 - George Carlin
61 - Phil Jupitus
60 - Omid Dajilil
59 - Steve Martin
58 - Dave Spikey
57 - Julian Clary
56 - Roseanne
55 - Sean Lock
54 - Emo Phillips
53 - Tommy Cooper
52 - Jerry Seinfeld
51 - Lenny Henry
50 - Bob Hope
49 - Graham Norton
48 - Ken Dodd
47 - Jackie Mason
46 - Rob Newman
45 - Paul O'Grady
44 - Robin Williams
43 - Johnny Vegas
42 - Dara O'Briain
41 - Stewart Lee
40 - Sean Hughes
39 - Jenny �clair
38 - Andrew Dice Clay
37 - Jim Davidson
36 - Mark Thomas
35 - Denis Leary
34 - David Baddiel
33 - Chubby Brown
32 - Steven Wright
31 - Bob Monkhouse
30 - Lenny Bruce
29 - Bernard Manning
28 - Joan Rivers
27 - Daniel Kitson
26 - Frank Skinner
25 - Steve Coogan
24 - Eddie Murphy
23 - Lee Evans
22 - Jo Brand
21 - Ben Elton
20 - Jasper Carrott
19 - Les Dawson
18 - Alexei Sayle
17 - Dylan Moran
16 - Al Murray
15 - Jerry Sadowitz
14 - Woody Allen
13 - Jack Dee
12 - Jimmy Carr
11 - Ricky Gervais
10 - Ross Noble
9 - Chris Rock
8 - Victoria Wood
7 - Bill Bailey
6 - Bill Hicks
5 - Harry Hill
4 - Richard Pryor
3 - Eddie Izzard
2 - Peter Kay
1 - Billy Connolly

Crock of shite.

Tommy Cooper #53? Bollocks.

Les Dawson #19? BOLLOCKS!

Peter Kay #2? Bollocks. I'm really starting to despise him.

Who would you lot have in your Top 10?

Mine: (In no particular order)

Lee Evans
Bill Bailey
Les Dawson
Eddie Izzard
Tommy Cooper
Al Murray
Bob Monkhouse
Ken Dodd
Omid Djalihli
Jasper Carrott

2007-03-19 05:23:38

#2

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6496|Melbourne

I cant believe Rodney Rude is not in there!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2007-03-19 05:25:57

#3

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6641|Finland

One hundred comedians, and they couldn't fit Russell Peters in there?

[google]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2579833089500205658&q=russel+peters[/google]

And where's Pablo Fransisco?

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-03-19 05:26:35

#4

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6672|USA

Chris Rock top ten? Nah....

switch Dennis Leary and Chris ROck, and add Sam Kinnesin.

and no Dane Cook, what a shame. /sarcasm

Last edited by Mason4Assassin444 (2007-03-19 05:28:51)

2007-03-19 05:27:11

#5

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6729|Melbourne, Australia

that bald aussie comedian that speaks about absolutely nothing! - carl barron

2007-03-19 05:28:42

#6

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6751|OctoLand

Jimmy carr should be number 1.

Last edited by justice (2007-03-19 05:28:55)

I know fucking karate

2007-03-19 05:29:37

#7

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6672|USA

And how the hell is ROseanne ranked higher than Bill Cosby?

Andrew Dice Clay higher than George Carlin.

pffft...

Last edited by Mason4Assassin444 (2007-03-19 05:30:41)

2007-03-19 05:38:59

#8

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6434

The Magic Mullet wrote:
Omid Djalihli

Can't believe I forgot to put Billy Connolly on this list...

This sketch is brilliant:

2007-03-19 05:50:19

#9

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6683|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

In No particular order

Roy Chubby Brown
Mike Reid
Jim Davidson
Peter Kay
Johnny Vegas
Steve Coogan
Vernon Kay (sorry I find him funny on programmes he does)
Dave Allen
Dudley Moore
John Cleese

Thats about it for now.

Last edited by 1927 (2007-03-19 06:46:38)

2007-03-19 05:51:56

#10

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6434

1927 wrote:
Jim Davidson.

Any respect I may have had for you has just fallen off a pedalo with Freddie Flintoff.

2007-03-19 05:54:32

#11

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6336

needs australian stand up comedians and people who go to the melbourne comedy gala.

2007-03-19 05:55:20

#12

Fenix14: scout rush kekeke ^___^; +116|6566|Brisbane, Aus

Billy Connolly #1 woot.

2007-03-19 05:56:14

#13

SharkyMcshark: I'll take two; +132|6795|Perth, Western Australia

1. Dylan Moran (monester live = funniest.thing.ever)
2. Akmal Saleh
3. Dave Hughes
4. Adam Hill
5. Bill Bailey
6. Simon Pegg
7. Arj Barker
8. Ricky Gervais
9. Kitty Flanagan
10. Stephen K Amos

In no particular order... except Dylan Moran being NUMBER ONE!!!! But yeah everyone else after that is equally good to me.. it just that Bernard Black is a cut above the rest

2007-03-19 05:58:19

#14

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6336

SharkyMcshark wrote:
1. Dylan Moran (monester live = funniest.thing.ever)
2. Akmal Saleh
3. Dave Hughes
4. Adam Hill
5. Bill Bailey
6. Simon Pegg
7. Arj Barker
8. Ricky Gervais
9. Kitty Flanagan
10. Stephen K Amos

In no particular order... except Dylan Moran being NUMBER ONE!!!! But yeah everyone else after that is equally good to me.. it just that Bernard Black is a cut above the rest

basicaly agree with most of that.
im going to see dylan moran live soon i've got hte tickets, black books is great

2007-03-19 05:58:36

#15

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6503|N. Ireland

Bill Bailey
Lee Evans
Billy Connoly
THE INSECTS ON MY PILLOW EATING AWAY MY HAIR AT NIGHT (we all have 'em, shut up)
PETER KAY

2007-03-19 06:02:56

#16

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6683|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:
1927 wrote:
Jim Davidson.
Any respect I may have had for you has just fallen off a pedalo with Freddie Flintoff.

What about his Blue earlier day stuff? Or apperance in Pussy in Boots (adult pantomine)?

Oh I wanna add Dave Allen to my list, Do I get that respect back now?

2007-03-19 06:10:09

#17

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6434

1927 wrote:
The Magic Mullet wrote:
1927 wrote:
Jim Davidson.
Any respect I may have had for you has just fallen off a pedalo with Freddie Flintoff.

What about his Blue earlier day stuff? Or apperance in Pussy in Boots (adult pantomine)?

Oh I wanna add Dave Allen to my list, Do I get that respect back now?

Respect? Yes.

Beloved pet sheep? No. She's my wife now.

2007-03-19 06:12:28

#18

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6678|mexico

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
and no Dane Cook, what a shame. /sarcasm

first thing i thought was.. FOR FUCKS SAKE I HOPE DANE COOK IS NOT ON THAT FUCKIN LIST!

good to see he wasn't.

2007-03-19 06:13:24

#19

crimson_grunt: Shitty Disposition (apparently); +214|6664|Teesside, UK

Eddie Izzard
Bill Bailey
Lee Evans
Ben Elton
Dylan Moran
Jack Dee

2007-03-19 06:30:24

#20

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|6760

good to see harry hill in the top 10.

2007-03-19 06:39:21

#21

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6591|SE London

No Peter Cook anywhere on the list. It's bollocks.

2007-03-19 06:46:06

#22

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6400|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

akmal saleh is the best

2007-03-19 06:46:09

#23

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6683|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Oh im Sticking Dudley Moore on aswell.

2007-03-19 06:54:38

#24

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6688|In You Endo- Stoke

Spike miligan
Billy connolly
Eddie izzard
Kenny everett

2007-03-19 07:07:26

#25

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6683|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:
1927 wrote:
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Any respect I may have had for you has just fallen off a pedalo with Freddie Flintoff.

What about his Blue earlier day stuff? Or apperance in Pussy in Boots (adult pantomine)?

Oh I wanna add Dave Allen to my list, Do I get that respect back now?
Respect? Yes.

Beloved pet sheep? No. She's my wife now.

I dont mind sharing my bitches around, Im not fussy. As long as you dont stretch her which there shouldn't be any fear of. Just dont pull all her hair out please.

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