The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-03 17:03:13

#176

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6617|dm_maidenhead

the coolest sig contains nudity, and you get banned

I wish someone else could do all my GCSE revision for me but I still learn it all

2007-03-03 17:34:44

#177

David.P: Banned; +649|6489

petermassingale wrote:
I wish someone else could do all my GCSE revision for me but I still learn it all

I happens but you later on forget it all and your teacher get mad gives you a faling grade and you have to redo the class.

I wish for more Hot Girl Sex with Spicy Latin girls with even nicer asses.(But not made of lava or anything thing that is flammable)

Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-03 17:35:51)

2007-03-03 17:47:52

#178

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6880|NT, like Mick Dundee

David.Podedworny wrote:
petermassingale wrote:
I wish someone else could do all my GCSE revision for me but I still learn it all
I happens but you later on forget it all and your teacher get mad gives you a faling grade and you have to redo the class.

I wish for more Hot Girl Sex with Spicy Latin girls with even nicer asses.(But not made of lava or anything thing that is flammable)

The chicks are cannibals and they eat your penis and nuts, leaving you to bleed to death.

I wish the D&ST section didn't have as much flaming in it.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-03-03 19:14:37

#179

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6558|California

Chuy decides that flaming isn't a good word as some of the remarks ore cold and harsh so he changes it to 'iceing'

I wish I had a thousand virgins, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 kegs of beer and am not able to get alchohol poisening, stop liking sex, and anything bad happen physically to me. (SUCK ON THAT TO THE PERSON THAT TRYS TO GET MY WISH BACKFIRED)

2007-03-03 19:19:59

#180

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6890|Florida, United States

xBlackPantherx wrote:
Chuy decides that flaming isn't a good word as some of the remarks ore cold and harsh so he changes it to 'iceing'

I wish I had a thousand virgins, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 kegs of beer and am not able to get alchohol poisening, stop liking sex, and anything bad happen physically to me. (SUCK ON THAT TO THE PERSON THAT TRYS TO GET MY WISH BACKFIRED)

Granted, but all the virgins are fat and ugly, the beer gets stolen, and you die a lonely death.

I wish I was God.

2007-03-03 19:22:29

#181

psH: Banned; +217|6598|Sydney

Havok wrote:
I wish I was God.

Wish granted, but the previous god stabs you with a spork. A holy spork.

2007-03-03 19:23:01

#182

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6756|Omaha, Nebraska!

but what if god isnt real.

i wish i had a life

2007-03-03 19:28:57

#183

psH: Banned; +217|6598|Sydney

SoC./Omega wrote:
but what if god isnt real.

i wish i had a life

OMFG PARADOKXZ11!!1!!!1!11!11!

2007-03-03 19:31:18

#184

travisb05: bullseye (+); +58|6914|U.S

You have a life in hell.
I wish I was bill gates

2007-03-03 19:40:43

#185

David.P: Banned; +649|6489

travisb05 wrote:
You have a life in hell.
I wish I was bill gates

Granted! But you become so obsessed with the flopping sales of vista and xbox360 in japan that you go on a rampage killing mac and sony fanboys you are taken down by swat with a shotgun shell at pointblank from the back of the head in the Apple headquarters right after you kill steve jobs for those "Get-A-Mac" Ads.

I wish i did'nt have so many flaws.

2007-03-03 20:12:18

#186

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6537|Orrstrayleea

chittydog wrote:
Granted, you can now hold your liquor in the presence of this lady:
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2204/fatchick2cn.jpg

I wish Pea....Tear.....Griffen would stop IMing me asking for nude pics of myself.

HEY! i'd stop if just gave me the bloody pics! jks jks, STFU!

ps, that is one sexy lady

2007-03-03 20:17:24

#187

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6696|Purdue

David.Podedworny wrote:
travisb05 wrote:
You have a life in hell.
I wish I was bill gates
Granted! But you become so obsessed with the flopping sales of vista and xbox360 in japan that you go on a rampage killing mac and sony fanboys you are taken down by swat with a shotgun shell at pointblank from the back of the head in the Apple headquarters right after you kill steve jobs for those "Get-A-Mac" Ads.

I wish i did'nt have so many flaws.

You become so flawless that the FBI and CIA send death squads after you so the statement "nobody is perfect" is still true.

I was I had halo 3.

2007-03-03 20:20:03

#188

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6620|NSW, Australia

Goven wrote:
David.Podedworny wrote:
travisb05 wrote:
You have a life in hell.
I wish I was bill gates
Granted! But you become so obsessed with the flopping sales of vista and xbox360 in japan that you go on a rampage killing mac and sony fanboys you are taken down by swat with a shotgun shell at pointblank from the back of the head in the Apple headquarters right after you kill steve jobs for those "Get-A-Mac" Ads.

I wish i did'nt have so many flaws.
You become so flawless that the FBI and CIA send death squads after you so the statement "nobody is perfect" is still true.

I was I had halo 3.

you do but its broken in half,

i wish i had a lion that couldnt harm me and did all my bidding and could not die or get sick and wouldnt run away.

2007-03-03 20:27:06

#189

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6537|Orrstrayleea

it was a lady lion and she got nocked up, so she became an angry mother and no longer did you "bidding"

I wish this thread becomes a sticky

2007-03-03 21:17:50

#190

USARANGER01: Member; +35|6863|America

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
it was a lady lion and she got nocked up, so she became an angry mother and no longer did you "bidding"

I wish this thread becomes a sticky

it became a sticky but so did every single other thread in the forums so they were all stickys thus making stickys pointless

i wish i was super duper cool

2007-03-03 21:24:44

#191

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6537|Orrstrayleea

Keep wishing

I wish that i knew what to wish for

2007-03-03 21:28:08

#192

vpyroman: Aeon Supreme commander; +16|6831|UCF

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Keep wishing

I wish that i knew what to wish for

You answer never comes.

I wish I could eat in large public events and not get nauseas.

2007-03-04 02:45:38

#193

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6537|Orrstrayleea

wish granted, but now instead you get abnormally violent diahoreah and shit yourself in public

i wish for a purple stuffed elephant for christmas

2007-03-04 03:52:48

#194

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6617|dm_maidenhead

you get the purple stuffed elephant, but its stuffed with dynamite! You die a horrible death

I wish I had all the family guy seasons on DVD

2007-03-04 04:09:25

#195

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6506|Washington St.

Granted! But it turns out "Family guy" is also a name for a gay pornographic company and you recieve numerous amounts of homosexual felatio videos.

I wish I could snowboard like the gods!

2007-03-04 06:46:53

#196

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6880|NT, like Mick Dundee

pirana6 wrote:
Granted! But it turns out "Family guy" is also a name for a gay pornographic company and you recieve numerous amounts of homosexual felatio videos.

I wish I could snowboard like the gods!

Granted, but you break your neck attempting your first slope due to overconfidence in your abilities.

I wish I wasn't addicted to BF2S forums. _{Chuy and his subliminal programming... Grr... Defeated my tin hat powers.}

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-03-04 07:34:15

#197

David.P: Banned; +649|6489

Flecco wrote:
I wish I wasn't addicted to BF2S forums. _{Chuy and his subliminal programming... Grr... Defeated my tin hat powers.}

Granted! But since you have no social life outside of these forums you start a myspace account and a creepy old man wants to meet you he does and well lets just say it aint pretty.

I wish for another wish.

Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-04 07:34:55)

2007-03-04 07:35:09

#198

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6971|Scotland

Granted, but you get addicted to the EnemyDown forums and eventually die of starvation due to the complete addiction.

I wish I never found out about the marvels of a computer.

2007-03-04 09:40:43

#199

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6617|dm_maidenhead

You never found out. But then you die due to lack of bf2s. (lack of bf2s is the number one cause of death in countries without the internet)

I wish that my parents would let me buy a new computer.

2007-03-04 13:31:14

#200

AtomicMoose: Member; +18|6615

Fine. You get permission to buy a new computer. They now don't allow you to plug it in.

I wish for bread sticks.

BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

petermassingale wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

petermassingale wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Havok wrote:

SoC./Omega wrote:

travisb05 wrote:

chittydog wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

travisb05 wrote:

Goven wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

travisb05 wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

Flecco wrote:

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