The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2009-02-24 08:21:30

#1176

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6198|Winland

If Dilbert still was a TV show, it would be computer animated and made in Japan.

I wish they could make decent capacitors in this day and age.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-02-24 23:34:30

#1177

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6107|eXtreme to the maX

Granted. You instead work so hard that the rest of your life falls away and you become a social recluse. You find the habit hard to break and are miserable thereafter.

Too late, did that for the MSc.

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2009-03-02 22:19:57

#1178

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6550|San Diego, CA, USA

Freezer7Pro wrote:
If Dilbert still was a TV show, it would be computer animated and made in Japan.

I wish they could make decent capacitors in this day and age.

Wish granted. Scientists have created a capacitors that are better than batteries and recharge in a fraction of the time. You make billions selling the rights to other companies to manufacture these new capacitors, now known as Freezeritors. So successful your creation they install it into the Hedron Collider, a billion dollar contract. Unbeknownst to you though the next day a black hole is generated and sucks in our entire solar system. As you're being sucks into oblivion you think to yourself, "I wonder if when this waiter is going to deliver my steak anytime soon."

I wish my job interview tomorrow goes well.

P.S. Dilbert show is on Hulu btw: http://www.hulu.com/dilbert

2009-03-02 23:19:08

#1179

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6407|NSW, Australia

Harmor wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
If Dilbert still was a TV show, it would be computer animated and made in Japan.

I wish they could make decent capacitors in this day and age.
Wish granted. Scientists have created a capacitors that are better than batteries and recharge in a fraction of the time. You make billions selling the rights to other companies to manufacture these new capacitors, now known as Freezeritors. So successful your creation they install it into the Hedron Collider, a billion dollar contract. Unbeknownst to you though the next day a black hole is generated and sucks in our entire solar system. As you're being sucks into oblivion you think to yourself, "I wonder if when this waiter is going to deliver my steak anytime soon."

I wish my job interview tomorrow goes well.

P.S. Dilbert show is on Hulu btw: http://www.hulu.com/dilbert

you get a bloody nose and sneeze on the interveiwer

i wish school wasnt mandatory

2009-03-02 23:22:52

#1180

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6154|what

RavyGravy wrote:
you get a bloody nose and sneeze on the interveiwer

i wish school wasnt mandatory

School is no longer mandatory so you stop going. You were so close to getting a HSC in retrospect you should probably have stayed for another year and done it, it's so easy.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my post. Now I have to edit it.

Last edited by AussieReaper (2009-03-02 23:23:17)

2009-03-03 01:50:49

#1181

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6407|NSW, Australia

AussieReaper wrote:
RavyGravy wrote:
you get a bloody nose and sneeze on the interveiwer

i wish school wasnt mandatory
School is no longer mandatory so you stop going. You were so close to getting a HSC in retrospect you should probably have stayed for another year and done it, it's so easy.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my post. Now I have to edit it.

you make a wish then it backfires

i wish a had a pack of never ending tim-tams that had no effect on my health

2009-03-03 01:52:59

#1182

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6520|Adelaide, South Australia

RavyGravy wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
RavyGravy wrote:
you get a bloody nose and sneeze on the interveiwer

i wish school wasnt mandatory
School is no longer mandatory so you stop going. You were so close to getting a HSC in retrospect you should probably have stayed for another year and done it, it's so easy.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my post. Now I have to edit it.
you make a wish then it backfires

i wish a had a pack of never ending tim-tams that had no effect on my health

Wish revoked due to shitty backfire.

Current wish is:

AussieReaper wrote:
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my post. Now I have to edit it.

2009-08-05 00:05:36

#1183

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6154|what

The post gets edited but kills the thread.

I wish this wasn't bumped so badly.

2009-08-05 00:08:23

#1184

Ioan92: Member; +337|5723

Granted, the thread bumps you!

I wish my wish to be backfired.

2009-08-05 00:12:07

#1185

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6469

Your wish came true. The created paradox explodes everything, yet your wish creates a paradox in that and the exploded particles reassemble themselves and in the end, nothing happens.

I wish WarMan would admit to being a homosexual.

2009-08-05 00:51:01

#1186

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|5932|Somewhere out in Space

Warman admits his manlove for you.

I wish i had something to wish for.

2009-08-05 06:31:06

#1187

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6131|Carnoustie MASSIF

Your wish came true. You now wish to be raped by a thousand black men.

2009-08-05 06:41:43

#1188

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6108|Birmingham, UK

You didn't post a wish

I wish i had another packet of party rings

2009-08-05 06:48:57

#1189

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|6765|d

SEREVENT wrote:
You didn't post a wish

I wish i had another packet of party rings

You have another packet of party rings but then you start chocking on one and die.

I wish this wish that I never wanted does not come true.

2009-08-05 07:26:11

#1190

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6131|Carnoustie MASSIF

Touch, it comes true.

I wish it was January.

2009-08-05 07:28:39

#1191

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6108|Birmingham, UK

It is, but January 10,000 BC, and you get eaten by a caveman

I wish my headache will go.

2009-08-05 07:32:11

#1192

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6313

Your headache is now gone but a pain in your arse starts to bug you.

I wish I had a job.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-08-05 07:34:38

#1193

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6108|Birmingham, UK

You become a gay prostitue. And no, your first customer isn't WarMan

I wish i had another wish

2009-08-05 09:04:11

#1194

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5390|Fuck this.

Granted, but that wish is for this wish to backfire, which causes a paradox and a subsequent rip in the time space continuum, destroying everything everywhere, except the genie. The genie then restores the universe to its former state, minus you.

I wish I had a Class III license.

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2009-08-05 13:25:26