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What if the police found you and you'd become as locked down as a 1.1.3 iPhone


I wish I had money enough for all the gadgets and stuff I want

Tetrino wrote:

Granted. But your house burns down in a fire the day after you install all the gadgets in your house, and you tore up the warranty cards 'because you can always buy more', and you lost your wallet.

I wish I could have sex with whoever I want, whenever I want, with no repercussions whatsoever.

Granted. But you get AIDS.

I wish that the world was Communistic, no capitalism at all.

Bradt3hleader wrote:

I also wish for the same thing as tetrino, exept that you can't get fatal diseases or any disorders of any kind.

Granted and you will be miserable with all the babies for all eternity.



I wish the cowboys win the big one

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-01-28 11:47:56)

Granted, Wales gets nuked with a nuke so big it takes out the area you're living in as well.

I wish I was at a Lindt cafe drinking hot chocolate.

PeoNinja wrote:

youll spill the hot chocolate on your lap and burn your ball

I wish to have superpowers

Granted. But while flying, you fly into a building and dies.

I wish this was year 2010.

PeoNinja wrote:

I wish I had 2 more wishes

Granted, but the wish machine went wrong and instead you get burried alive in shit.


I wish i wasnt bored right now...

XxRavenxX wrote:

seb--morin wrote:

PeoNinja wrote:

I wish I had 2 more wishes

Granted, but the wish machine went wrong and instead you get burried alive in shit.


I wish i wasnt bored right now...

granted, you are now fleeing ninjas with laser guns riding bears

i wish school holidays wouldnt end

Ok dream realized but you are fat and stupid

I want to know what will happen in 2012

colonelioan wrote:

XxRavenxX wrote:

seb--morin wrote:

Granted, but the wish machine went wrong and instead you get burried alive in shit.


I wish i wasnt bored right now...

granted, you are now fleeing ninjas with laser guns riding bears

i wish school holidays wouldnt end

Ok dream realized but you are fat and stupid

I want to know what will happen in 2012

you get surprise but secks by a large pig

@Dauntless: everybody becomes overly happy which sends you into depression


i wish i had x-ray vision

PeoNinja wrote:

XxRavenxX wrote:

i wish i had x-ray vision

Granted, and all you will see is men over 400 pounds

I wish i could hold my breath forever

Granted, but you forget how to exhale and suffocate.

I wish I had an infinite supply of income.

David.P wrote:

I wish i was a Normal Well adjusted member of Society!

Granted but The Man will be sticking it up your   everyday (literally)

I wish I have a big steak to eat

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-01-28 21:15:18)

David.P wrote:

EDIT: Oh yeah. I wish I had enough Weaponry to wage war against everyone.

Granted.  Carelessly youll throw  a cigarette bud after smoking it and blow up

I wish I had Chuck Norris powers

Granted! But you horde all the worlds paper currency forcing people to find a new medium and your money is now worthless.

I wish i had more courage that doesn't become stupidity or cockiness getting me killed.

Granted! But chuck norris learns of this blasphemy and comes to your house killing you! Because there can only be one chuck norris in this universe! If their were 2 the universe would collapse onto its self from the sheer power of chuck norris.

I wish I had the Knife in my sig to use in a mass murder spree.