granted, you freeze time but your also frozen so the universe just stops and nothing happens ever again for anyone.
i wish i had another nuttella sandwhich.
i wish i had another nuttella sandwhich.
granted but it backfires and kills you........
I wish my penis was bigger
I wish my penis was bigger
granted. but everything else shrinks to a microscopic size.
I wish I was in Spain again.
I wish I was in Spain again.
granted.
but the amount of blood needed for an erection will make you fade out.
granted but the population of spain would have turned into granados.
i wish I had more vacation
but the amount of blood needed for an erection will make you fade out.
granted but the population of spain would have turned into granados.
i wish I had more vacation
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granted. but you're under house arrest
i wish i had more ice cream in my freezer
i wish i had more ice cream in my freezer
granted but all the energi needed to make it cold made the freezer explode.
i wish i had more money
i wish i had more money
Granted, but then you are being robbed and your bank account is emptied.stef10 wrote:
granted but all the energi needed to make it cold made the freezer explode.
i wish i had more money
I wish I had the best PC in the world.
Granted, your computer is the best on Pluto...a Windows 95 computer with no internet connection, mouse, or keyboardRDMC wrote:
I wish I had the best PC in the world.
I wish I could capture cdogmn (Painful to backfire, isn't it?)
Edit: Changed the color...dark red is painful to the eyes.
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you fall in love with himT1g3r217 wrote:
Granted, your computer is the best on Pluto...a Windows 95 computer with no internet connection, mouse, or keyboardRDMC wrote:
I wish I had the best PC in the world.
I wish I could capture cdogmn (Painful to backfire, isn't it?)
Edit: Changed the color...dark red is painful to the eyes.
i wish i didnt have to go to school all of next week
You dont, but instead you have to go to hell for a week.
i wish i didnt have to go to school all of next week
i wish i didnt have to go to school all of next week
Granted, but than you failed the most important test of the year and therefore flunking that year.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
You dont, but instead you have to go to hell for a week.
i wish i didnt have to go to school all of next week
I wish I was a F-16 Pilot.
Granted.....You pilot F-16 model toys like a childRDMC wrote:
Granted, but than you failed the most important test of the year and therefore flunking that year.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
You dont, but instead you have to go to hell for a week.
i wish i didnt have to go to school all of next week
I wish I was a F-16 Pilot.
I wish i was good at science.
You're good at homosexual science, the science of how a man feels for another man and you become so engrossed in it you become homosexual, contract aids and die. Sorry.
I wish, hmm what do I wish, I wish no one could backfire this wish=D
I wish, hmm what do I wish, I wish no one could backfire this wish=D
Well, I'm God, so I can. Wish backfired.1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:
You're good at homosexual science, the science of how a man feels for another man and you become so engrossed in it you become homosexual, contract aids and die. Sorry.
I wish, hmm what do I wish, I wish no one could backfire this wish=D
(what a shit wish)
I wish I had a nice, ice cool, bottle of Coke with Zitrus with the condensation dripping down it, making my fingers wet.
You get a bottle of coke, made by 3rd world lady boys, who spiked it with their very own AIDS infested blood. You guzzle it promptly, and recieve the viral gift that keeps on giving. Oh yeah, you die a slow painful death, as normal.
I wish I didn't have to go to a friends funeral today...
I wish I didn't have to go to a friends funeral today...
I have to backfire this wish.Funky_Finny wrote:
Well, I'm God, so I can. Wish backfired.1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:
You're good at homosexual science, the science of how a man feels for another man and you become so engrossed in it you become homosexual, contract aids and die. Sorry.
I wish, hmm what do I wish, I wish no one could backfire this wish=D
(what a shit wish)
I wish I had a nice, ice cool, bottle of Coke with Zitrus with the condensation dripping down it, making my fingers wet.
You close your eyes and you get a cold bottle of coke, making your fingers wet (You think)
It's actually your mums cold wet pussy, and your fingers are up it.
I wish...that no one says "But that's not the wish you were meant to backfire"
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Jesus...you don't have to.Penetrator wrote:
You get a bottle of coke, made by 3rd world lady boys, who spiked it with their very own AIDS infested blood. You guzzle it promptly, and recieve the viral gift that keeps on giving. Oh yeah, you die a slow painful death, as normal.
I wish I didn't have to go to a friends funeral today...
This game was epic, Someone start it up again.
I wish I was a female with a penis
You become female, and get your penis, but they get mixed up and you get yourself pregenant.gene_pool wrote:
I wish I was a female with a penis
I wish whoever haXed up the Top 10 gets AIDS, that'd be funny.
off topic: I know one of the guys thats up there atm irl
Punch him for me can you?gene_pool wrote:
off topic: I know one of the guys thats up there atm irl
They get AIDS, but you get anally raped by them all, one after another, with no protection, and then you kill yourself with a shard of metal to avoid the pain of dying of AIDS, but it turns out from the autopsy that you didn't actually catch it, in fact, you were immune and your blood could have been used to find a cure if you weren't dead...Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
I wish whoever haXed up the Top 10 gets AIDS, that'd be funny.
...Oh, and your mum dies.
I wish I wasn't a cold heartless bastard
Granted. You have a heart, but its pacemaker is on the brink of failing and you're floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where a hurricane is forming.
I wish I could control people's minds.
I wish I could control people's minds.
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Granted. You accidently dreamed of people killing you, so it happens.
I wish I have a real full functional real .223 M16A4 that nobody knows about and I can go shoot with. Try screwing that up.
I wish I have a real full functional real .223 M16A4 that nobody knows about and I can go shoot with. Try screwing that up.
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