eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6843|Sacramento, Cal
Granted, your in for a life time of servitude form a guy who wishes for more wishes.   


I wish I was ATG hes so cool....
Knifey
Beast.
+21|6204|California
Granted but instead your the wrong ATG who's a girl/man

i wish there was a negative alphabet
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6174|Sydney | ♥

Granted, but the possitive turn emo and they all die, so your stranded with numbers

I wish i was a prawn
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6439|Brisbane, Australia

tazz. wrote:

Granted, but the possitive turn emo and they all die, so your stranded with numbers

I wish i was a prawn
Granted, but prawns become the new caviar and become extinct. Ergo, you die

I wish my internets were never capped.
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Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6507|Bournemouth, South England
Your internet is not capped.  However, you get knee-capped, leaving you mostly spasticated.



I wish birds would shut the fuck up.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6843|Sacramento, Cal
I wish birds would shut the fuck up.

Granted, you go deaf.


I wish I had a Swiss bank account with five hundred million dollars.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6519|Adelaide, South Australia

You have the account, and its filled with five hundred million Monopoly dollars.

I wish I had more ham.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6843|Sacramento, Cal
I wish I had more ham.

Granted, but the person miss hears you and you get more spam. 

I wish I was a starfleet captain with my own Galaxy class ship and crew! PEWPEWPEW

https://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x52/warsong_2007/other/enterprise_pewpewpew.jpg

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-25 04:49:49)

Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6446|Boulder, CO
granted but you're "entertaining yourself" in the holodeck and nobody's on the bridge so nobody notices that your on course to crash into a star untill its too late.

I wish this pc was the best that money could currently buy and each year bill gates would buy me the best pc that money could buy for free.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6439|Brisbane, Australia

eMarine wrote:

I wish I had more ham.

Granted, but the person miss hears you and you get more spam. 

I wish I was a starfleet captain with my own Galaxy class ship and crew! PEWPEWPEW
Unfortunately, all your guns shoot harmless balls of fluff. Your fleet dissapears into a wormhole and never returns. Rumours put your position somewhere in the vicinity of Buttseckoria.

I wish WoW was never invented.

edit: too slow, but i cbf to re-edit, just ignore it if you want

Last edited by TimmmmaaaaH (2007-07-25 04:44:06)

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spacebandit72
Dead Meat
+121|6730|Michigan

Noobeater wrote:

granted but you're "entertaining yourself" in the holodeck and nobody's on the bridge so nobody notices that your on course to crash into a star untill its too late.

I wish this pc was the best that money could currently buy and each year bill gates would buy me the best pc that money could buy for free.
Granted but your internet goes out and Bill Gates goes broke and can only buy you a calculator.


I wish my wife would wear a thong.
(gotta have a wife joke in here somewhere!!!LOL)
Silentkillr69
Member
+6|6177|Chicago
granted, your wife is wearing a thong but the strap snaps, which hits your eyes and your are now blind. so sad.

i wish i had one of those park 4 u cars.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6843|Sacramento, Cal

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

eMarine wrote:

I wish I had more ham.

Granted, but the person miss hears you and you get more spam. 

I wish I was a starfleet captain with my own Galaxy class ship and crew! PEWPEWPEW
Unfortunately, all your guns shoot harmless balls of fluff. Your fleet dissapears into a wormhole and never returns. Rumours put your position somewhere in the vicinity of Buttseckoria.

I wish WoW was never invented.
Granted, but terrorist who would have been playing it, are now busy buttsecking Australia.


I wish when I was a kid, I could have gotten a pokemans charizard rare foil. 
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6130|Carnoustie MASSIF
Granted...but your Charizard comes to life and flames yo' ass.


I wish I had a normal little brother.

(My little brother is Funky_Finny btw)
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6132|Carnoustie, Scotland
Granted. You have a normal little brother who excels in everything he does. You get extremely annoyed with him more so than you do your current brother. You try to murder him but it backfires, and you die.

www.youfail.org

I wish I had a computer like my step brothers
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6130|Carnoustie MASSIF
Granted.

Your don't have a step brother so your computer dissapears.

I wish I would stop sweating just now, within reason, so I don't die
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6132|Carnoustie, Scotland
Granted, but now you get too hot. You burn into a cinder. Is there any post from you that doesn't end with you dying?

I wish I had chat logs in real life so I could remember WHEN people said WHAT so I could quote them to prove them wrong with stuff

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2007-07-26 15:02:09)

CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6130|Carnoustie MASSIF
Granted...you can now prove people wrong but everyone now really hates you and get wound up, and inevitably *sigh* you die
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6843|Sacramento, Cal
I wish I was 1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wife....
Pw.Sultan
Member
+15|6478|NC
but your such an increadibly hot wife everyone wonders wtf your doing with a scraggly lowlife.

I wish I had another bowl of lucky charms
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6843|Sacramento, Cal

Pw.Sultan wrote:

but your such an increadibly hot wife everyone wonders wtf your doing with a scraggly lowlife.

I wish I had another bowl of lucky charms
Granted, its made in China you die of sars. 

I wish I had every Nintendo game ever made.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-26 22:47:02)

DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6684|United States of America
You have them all, but they don't work and everyone else has the same so they are worthless for fun or cash.

I wish I was watching The Simpsons Movie right now.
agent146
Member
+127|6386|Jesus Land aka Canada
AHH damit deserfox i was about to do emarine

eMarine wrote:

I wish I had every Nintendo game ever made.
wish granted eMarine but the unexplained thunder storm knocked out the eletricity to your neighhorhood block for consecutively every day for the rest of your life .

DesertFox- wrote:

I wish I was watching The Simpsons Movie right now.
Granted. but the only other movie that they do play from now to eternity is The simpsons movie

I wished i had a daughter.
Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6299
granted  but your daughter moves in with michael jackson

i wish i was a spec in infinite space that nothing could hurt or touch
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6132|Carnoustie, Scotland

Pw.Sultan wrote:

but your such an increadibly hot wife everyone wonders wtf your doing with a scraggly lowlife.
+1!! that's teh best rip I've seen my brother take on the forums

agent146 wrote:

AHH damit deserfox i was about to do emarine
You wanna do him LOL


Backupwayback wrote:

i wish i was a spec in infinite space that nothing could hurt or touch
Alas, nothing like it exists, and *sigh* you die.

I wish I could see Muse + The Used live :]. Not in the same concert, obviously, that's just not gunna happen!

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