The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-21 21:53:38

#751

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

Smithereener wrote:
eMarine wrote:
Wish I owned a space station.
Granted, but it cost you an arm and a leg... literally.

I wish my pencil didn't break just now.

granted, then man breaks in your house and rapes you.

I wish I was an EA ADMIN.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-21 21:55:02)

2007-07-21 21:59:01

#752

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7003|the middle of nowhere

IndianScout (or whoever runs the "show" now) shows up at your house personally and says: "HAHAHAHAH YOU STUPID NOOB YOU WILL NEVER B TEH ADMINZ!!!11"

I wish I could fly.

2007-07-21 22:05:34

#753

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

I wish I could fly.

granted mistaken for a Jihad jet around new york, you are shot down.

I wish I had an AK-47 and not an airsoft gun.

2007-07-22 03:50:04

#754

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|6910|San Francisco, CA

you get fifty AK-47 guns..but they're mini (airsoft) springers made of cheap plastic and they have a 100 rd capacity.

i wish i wasn't lactose intolerant.

2007-07-22 04:02:38

#755

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6699|Boulder, CO

granted you are now oxygen intolerant.

I wish i could transport myself completely clothes and all and all organs in the right place and working to anywhere i wanted.

2007-07-22 05:06:11

#756

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6760|Bournemouth, South England

Granted. However, you try to teleport into the girls shower block, but end up stuck in the boiler, scalding to death.

I wish I can haz cheezburgerz...

2007-07-22 09:46:03

#757

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

Granted, wining an ALL you can eat card at McDonald's you eat your fill and then some. And later die of extreme Cardiac arrest, and get your fat face on the front page.

https://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x52/warsong_2007/other/Wimpy.jpg

I wish I was member of :TOP:

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-22 09:54:51)

2007-07-22 12:03:42

#758

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6382|Carnoustie MASSIF

Granted, but someone dealing with the wish is dislexic so you're actually a member on TOTP (Top of the Pops)

I wish I could leagally drive.

2007-07-22 12:06:06

#759

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6721

Granted, but you crash and die because you don't know how to.

I wish I could make DezertEagle/Mitch my bitch.

2007-07-22 12:17:49

#760

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

I wish I could make DezertEagle/Mitch my bitch.

Granted, but just as your about to knife him, teh FBI's break into your house and arrest you for all the kids on your interwebs....

I wish I was a MEC pilot.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-22 17:59:40)

2007-07-22 16:44:02

#761

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6382|Carnoustie MASSIF

Granted...but you feel obliged to blow yourself up for Alla (sorry)

I wish I had a Southern Comfort and Coke on Ice right now

2007-07-22 17:55:19

#762

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:
Granted...but you feel obliged to blow yourself up for Allah (sorry)

I wish I had a Southern Comfort and Coke on Ice right now

Granted, but finding there all out you get instead a shirley temple. And enjoy it asking for more, your fiancee sees that your really a homo and leaves you.

I wish President Bush, was in office eight more years. >

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-22 17:56:53)

2007-07-22 22:20:20

#763

SGT.Mays: Member; +2|6995|Ohio

Granted, WWW 3....... Its me at the entrance to the bomb shelter, realizing it was in fact all your damn fault, I let your woman in and then lock your bitch ass outside.

I wish I didnt blow out my shoudler.

2007-07-22 22:38:48

#764

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

SGT.Mays wrote:
Granted, WWW 3....... Its me at the entrance to the bomb shelter, realizing it was in fact all your damn fault, I let your woman in and then lock your bitch ass outside.

I wish I didnt blow out my shoudler.

Granted, you just blow out your knees. Cheers.

I wish I was in Star Trek.

2007-07-22 22:44:51

#765

agent146: Member; +127|6639|Jesus Land aka Canada

wish granted, eMarine, but your warp drive died on ya and your stranded in space forever.

I wish there would be world peace.

2007-07-23 00:13:05

#766

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6760|Bournemouth, South England

Granted, World Peace arrives, and everyone is bored shitless, Geri Halliwell and Tony Blair get it on during a live broadcast, making you scoop out your eyes with a pick axe.

I wish I was not at work.

2007-07-23 00:21:00

#767

trackstarr: Member; +18|6954|Swing and a miss

Granted
You stayed home, took a nap by the fireplace, you put out the fire but the gas was still running, you awake to go to the kitchen to make food.
You turn on the stove and BOOM house blows up and your dead.

I wish i could go to sleep

2007-07-23 00:28:32

#768

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

trackstarr wrote:
Granted
You stayed home, took a nap by the fireplace, you put out the fire but the gas was still running, you awake to go to the kitchen to make food.
You turn on the stove and BOOM house blows up and your dead.

I wish i could go to sleep

Granted, the people you owe money to put two in your head.

I wish I had an '07 Ford F150 truck. And not no fucking hot wheels....

2007-07-23 00:47:46

#769

trackstarr: Member; +18|6954|Swing and a miss

Granted
But you soon remember its a FORD, you end up spending all your money trying to repair it. Leaving you with no money to pay your taxes, bills or any payments.

I wish my neighbors would stop partying (their old, not college kids)
so i can go to sleep

2007-07-23 01:05:10

#770

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

trackstarr wrote:
Granted
But you soon remember its a FORD, you end up spending all your money trying to repair it. Leaving you with no money to pay your taxes, bills or any payments.

I wish my neighbors would stop partying (their old, not college kids)
so i can go to sleep

Granted, your new neighbor is old does not party but is named Herbert....

I wish EA would add a PLA vs MEC city map.

2007-07-23 01:07:14

#771

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6760|Bournemouth, South England

Granted, but it is included in patch 1.5, and so is the code that turns off stats, so it is fruitless playing.

I wish I had breasts.

2007-07-23 01:15:43

#772

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

Penetrator wrote:
Granted, but it is included in patch 1.5, and so is the code that turns off stats, so it is fruitless playing.

I wish I had breasts.

Granted.
http://media.nothingtoxic.com/uploads/manboobs.jpg

I wish I could kill people and not go to Jail or prison or anything eles.

2007-07-23 01:23:04

#773

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6983|Uhh... erm...

Granted. Someone kills you just before your first rampage.

I wish I didn't have to do this fudging essay.

2007-07-23 01:25:18

#774

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6874|Gold coast, Aus.

Granted. You fail school, lose life, get no job and live in a gutter the rest of your life.

I wish I had a penis.

2007-07-23 01:25:30

#775

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6760|Bournemouth, South England

You don't do your essay, drop out of school, and become Ronald McDonalds sex recepticle.

Bugger, too late. You end up with a mangina, and get a job in Thailand as a ladyboy.

I wish I didn't just spill coffee on my scrotum.

Last edited by Penetrator (2007-07-23 01:26:13)

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