The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-19 15:57:03

#676

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6892|Your moms bedroom

gross
wish granted, you no longer work at mcdonalds, you now work as a janitor at rund down peep show in a "seedy" part of town

I wish i had ron jeremy's good looks

Last edited by Locoloki (2007-07-19 15:58:38)

2007-07-19 16:18:17

#677

specops10-4: Member; +108|6995|In the hills

You suddenly can't walk because your penis weighs you down, and you suddenly gain 500 STD's.

I wish I had a truck of incredibly beautiful women that are NOT transsexuals or lesbians. They also want to fuck me.

Last edited by specops10-4 (2007-07-19 16:19:02)

2007-07-19 16:21:18

#678

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

specops10-4 wrote:
You suddenly can't walk because your penis weighs you down, and you suddenly gain 500 STD's.

I wish I had a truck of incredibly beautiful women that are NOT transsexuals or lesbians. They also want to fuck me.

granted but now you have aids, you die.

I wish I had all the tier 5 rogue gear.

2007-07-20 01:55:55

#679

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|6910|San Francisco, CA

eMarine wrote:
specops10-4 wrote:
You suddenly can't walk because your penis weighs you down, and you suddenly gain 500 STD's.

I wish I had a truck of incredibly beautiful women that are NOT transsexuals or lesbians. They also want to fuck me.
granted but now you have aids, you die.

I wish I had all the tier 5 rogue gear.

You get the gear, but Blizzard decides it's time to shut down every WoW server so WoW addicts can get a life.

I wish minimum wage was higher. $9.50 just isn't enough.

2007-07-20 02:48:01

#680

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6575|Orrstrayleea

Minimum wage becomes 10000000 US dollarls per minute, but money instantly becomes worthless around the world.

I wish i was $500 richer so i could go pick up my new PC

2007-07-20 02:56:50

#681

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6520|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

You are, but you're incredibly ugly.

I wish I had my very own, real, M95, with rounds.

2007-07-20 03:00:46

#682

Twist: Too old to be doing this sh*t; +103|6775|Little blue planet, milky way

Congratulations, you just signed up for a 20 year contract with the army !!!!!

I wish people would stop talking about Paris Hilton like she's actually hot, or even intresting.

2007-07-20 08:08:10

#683

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6382|Carnoustie MASSIF

Wish: Granted!
People stop talking about her, and the papparazzi stop looking for her, and the papers shut down, and then jobs are lost so everyone riots and you die.

I wish it was sunny in Carnoustie for the time being.

2007-07-20 09:57:00

#684

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6444|Roma

But the sun gives off UV rays which eventually give YOU skin cancer.

I wish....I could think of a great wish.

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2007-07-20 10:22:07

#685

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6699|Boulder, CO

wish granted, you think of a great wish but its so good you start laughing like a maniac and laugh so hard and for so long you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I was the only magician on earth and could do anthing i wanted with ease, even bring myself back from the dead exactly as i was just before i died.

2007-07-20 14:58:39

#686

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6444|Roma

Then people get jealous and proclaim an annual witch-hunt. You keep dyeing repeatedly, horrible horrible deaths. Too bad.

I wish that I was eternally happy

2007-07-20 15:08:15

#687

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7096|Sacramento, Cal

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Then people get jealous and proclaim an annual witch-hunt. You keep dyeing repeatedly, horrible horrible deaths. Too bad.

I wish that I was eternally happy

granted then you as your walking down the street a fav hits you. >

I wish I was l33t at flying the Havoc on Sharqi.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-20 15:14:17)

2007-07-21 03:14:22

#688

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|6910|San Francisco, CA

eMarine wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
Then people get jealous and proclaim an annual witch-hunt. You keep dyeing repeatedly, horrible horrible deaths. Too bad.

I wish that I was eternally happy
granted then you as your walking down the street a fav hits you. >

I wish I was l33t at flying the Havoc on Sharqi.

you become l33t at driving the inflatable death boat instead.

i wish i wasn't lazy.

2007-07-21 03:24:19

#689

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6575|Orrstrayleea

You become hyperactive instead.

I wish my intranets was faster

2007-07-21 03:29:23

#690

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6692|A drop house

Granted, but all you can do now is download porn all day and eventually have a heart attack while wanking one day.

I wish I owned BF2s.

2007-07-21 03:30:00

#691

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6427|Sydney | ♥

Granted, but because the stats where down for 2 weeks the four top players suicide bombed you...

I wish i was a motherboard

EDIT: On further inspection i thought you said BF2, but you said BF2s...

So here we go...

You so overwhelmed by Karma that an anti Karma commiti is formed and you are unfortunatly killed in a suicide bomba...

Last edited by tazz. (2007-07-21 03:32:15)

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2007-07-21 03:31:31

#692

Zerena: Member; +1|6404

granted, but someone puts you in backwards and you burn out.

I wish i was funny

2007-07-21 03:33:19

#693

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6427|Sydney | ♥

Zerena wrote:
granted, but someone puts you in backwards and you burn out.

I wish i was funny

Wish Granted, but your so funny everyone dies around you from laughing so hard... and your left alone, with no friends, no food, no nothing...

I wish i was apple juice...

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2007-07-21 03:34:18

#694

Zerena: Member; +1|6404

granted, but someone comes along and drinks you.

I wish i could go anywhere i wanted.

2007-07-21 03:35:26

#695

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6427|Sydney | ♥

granted, but you want to go to the moon and you freez and you try and scream but no one can hear you because there is no air for the sound waves to travel through...

I wish i was a telephone exchange so i could hear everyones convo...

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2007-07-21 03:36:22

#696

Zerena: Member; +1|6404

granted, you hear their convos but the overload of sound causes your head to explode.

I wish i could change into any creature i wanted.

2007-07-21 03:37:15

#697

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6427|Sydney | ♥

Accepted, but you wish to turn into an ant and you got sqaushed by me

i wish i was a teddy bear

Last edited by tazz. (2007-07-21 03:37:28)

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2007-07-21 03:38:47

#698

Zerena: Member; +1|6404

granted, but you are ripped to shreds by a dog and your stuffing is throwen onto a fire where you suffer eternal pain before becoming ash and flieing with the wind, until you spread so far apart you die.

i wish i could hurt people

2007-07-21 03:38:54

#699

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6444|Roma

You hurt the people you love most...

I wish people would slow down

Edit: GODDAMNIT!!! too late..

Last edited by PrivateVendetta (2007-07-21 03:40:27)

2007-07-21 03:42:14

#700

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6427|Sydney | ♥

PrivateVendetta wrote:
You hurt the people you love most...

I wish people would slow down

Edit: GODDAMNIT!!! too late..

Wish granted, but there so slow you never get a reply untill your 406 and you wife is a anerexic poo from depression...

I wish i had a pot of monkey gold

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