The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-02 23:47:43

#626

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6577|Orrstrayleea

Granted, you now have thousands of annoying little cats running around your house with crappy subtitles attached to them.

I wish it was july 13th

EDIT: Arggghh, im a slow typer, ok @ Fenris

You finish your sports essay but get an F, and you fail in everything else because of it.

Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-07-02 23:52:04)

2007-07-02 23:48:18

#627

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6773|Adelaide, South Australia

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I wish that I had finished my Sport essay.

*Ahem?*

2007-07-03 00:00:30

#628

kingofkolt: Member; +17|6478|Boston, MA, USA

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I wish that I had finished my Sport essay.
*Ahem?*

You didn't realize that you had a razor blade lodged delicately in your esophagus, and that *ahem* caused it to turn and cut your vocal chords.

I wish I had infinite Battlefield 2 pwnage skills.

Last edited by kingofkolt (2007-07-03 00:00:46)

2007-07-03 00:05:51

#629

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6773|Adelaide, South Australia

kingofkolt wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I wish that I had finished my Sport essay.
*Ahem?*
You didn't realize that you had a razor blade lodged delicately in your esophagus, and that *ahem* caused it to turn and cut your vocal chords.

I wish I had infinite Battlefield 2 pwnage skills.

My wish still hasn't been done yet... that *Ahem* is not part of it

2007-07-03 00:08:02

#630

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6762|Bournemouth, South England

You finish your sport essay, it comes back marked /Fail. You cry all the tears out of your body, leaving a dried up shell of a man on the floor.

I wish my hangover was less severe...

2007-07-03 00:08:41

#631

messmessmess17: CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK; +54|6807|london, enlgand

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
kingofkolt wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

*Ahem?*
You didn't realize that you had a razor blade lodged delicately in your esophagus, and that *ahem* caused it to turn and cut your vocal chords.

I wish I had infinite Battlefield 2 pwnage skills.
My wish still hasn't been done yet... that *Ahem* is not part of it

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
EDIT: Arggghh, im a slow typer, ok @ Fenris

You finish your sports essay but get an F, and you fail in everything else because of it.

i thank you

2007-07-03 00:09:34

#632

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6773|Adelaide, South Australia

Penetrator_01 wrote:
I wish my hangover was less severe...

kingofkolt wrote:
I wish I had infinite Battlefield 2 pwnage skills.

Next poster does both

2007-07-03 00:14:49

#633

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6985|Uhh... erm...

Granted. Your hangover is less severe. You celebrate by getting drunk.

Granted. However, EA hardware bans you for cheating after everyone accuses you of hacking with your infinite skills.

I wish for SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-03 00:16:47

#634

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6773|Adelaide, South Australia

300 crimson-clad Greeks storm into your house, kill you and your family, and build a wall out of the remains.

I wish for a new wristband.

2007-07-03 00:18:57

#635

Gillenator: Evils Bammed Sex Machine; +129|6649|Evilsville

Granted! However it is made of steel wire and cuts your wrist and you bleed to death!

I wish I was in bed mith my g/f instead of being at work

Last edited by Gillenator (2007-07-03 00:19:18)

2007-07-03 00:27:44

#636

kingofkolt: Member; +17|6478|Boston, MA, USA

Gillenator wrote:
Granted! However it is made of steel wire and cuts your wrist and you bleed to death!

I wish I was in bed mith my g/f instead of being at work

What you don't realize is, your g/f is cheating on you, and you find yourself in bed with her and another man.

I wish I was in the middle of a threesome (but with two females in this case). And don't say they're shemales, that's already been done.

2007-07-03 00:31:39

#637

MagiCandy: Member; +18|6908

You are in a threesome with Staar Jones and Rosy O'Donnell.

I wish for a cookie with the exact shape and size as a Potato.

2007-07-03 01:17:09

#638

Machine_Madness: Madness has now come over me; +20|6691|Brisbane, Australia

your wish is granted but cookie monster comes and eats it...then decides to yell OWNED in your ear.

I wish that i could have all the spare time i ever want and make money by doing spare time.

2007-07-03 01:19:12

#639

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6577|Orrstrayleea

You have so much free time you become bored, and eventually become em0 and cut yourself for fun

I wish for a cure for my stomach ache

Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-07-03 01:22:25)

2007-07-03 01:23:28

#640

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6762|Bournemouth, South England

Granted, stomach ache cured, but replaced with gross testicular swelling. Nice.

I wish for nicer weather.

2007-07-03 01:24:08

#641

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6985|Uhh... erm...

The cure for your stomach ache is a delicate process involving a baseball bat and your head.

I wish I had a license to kill.

2007-07-03 02:08:14

#642

agent146: Member; +127|6641|Jesus Land aka Canada

@Penetrator_01 you got nice weather but the poor children in south east asian get floods and they all die
@Tetrino you get the official license to kill but only with a plastic knife
i wish that i got an ICS ak74 airsoft gun with railing, scopes, vertical grip, silencer, bipod, laser etc etc.

2007-07-03 02:13:24

#643

Machine_Madness: Madness has now come over me; +20|6691|Brisbane, Australia

you wish is granted but some homie breaks into your house and in an epic stuggle the homie grabs the gun and shoots you in the face 100 times. your face is now broken and is unfixable.

i wish i can wish infinte amount of wishes

2007-07-03 02:15:39

#644

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6762|Bournemouth, South England

You have an infinite amount of wishes, however, the complexities of the mere thought of infinite stuff makes your mind melt. You spend the rest of your days in a coma, eating through a straw.

I wish I had a slave.

2007-07-03 02:33:56

#645

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6577|Orrstrayleea

You get a slave but become attrated to him, but he doesn't like buttsechs so he files a lawsuit against you and sues you for all of your money and possesions

I wish was waaaaaay smarter.

2007-07-03 02:38:31

#646

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6762|Bournemouth, South England

You become sooooo smart, that you see that being my slave was a good option. You kindly return all the stuff you sued off me, and take place in my basement. You are smart enough to produce an anti buttsecks contract, leaving safe from backdoor action. You get deported from UK back to Australia, as slavery is illegal. You get stung by a scorpion, and die.

I Wish I had a better comeback to that one.....

2007-07-03 02:53:48

#647

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7098|Sacramento, Cal

Penetrator_01 wrote:
You become sooooo smart, that you see that being my slave was a good option. You kindly return all the stuff you sued off me, and take place in my basement. You are smart enough to produce an anti buttsecks contract, leaving safe from backdoor action. You get deported from UK back to Australia, as slavery is illegal. You get stung by a scorpion, and die.

I Wish I had a better comeback to that one.....

granted then the op comes back and murders you then goes to Fenris house and murders him. i feel so much better.

I Wish I had purple epics on my night elf rogue.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-03 03:26:13)

2007-07-03 03:45:58

#648

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6762|Bournemouth, South England

Granted, but purple epics (whatever the fuck thy are) turn your night elf rogue (again, whatever) into a raving homoseckshul, who gets sodomised to death by a big gay bear.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

2007-07-03 05:40:24

#649

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7098|Sacramento, Cal

Penetrator_01 wrote:
Granted, but purple epics (whatever the fuck thy are) turn your night elf rogue (again, whatever) into a raving homoseckshul, who gets sodomised to death by a big gay bear.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

Granted, but then that gay bear raped you, while your family eats popcorn in front of the TV. You later die of aids.

2007-07-03 05:41:48

#650

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6773|Adelaide, South Australia

eMarine wrote:
Penetrator_01 wrote:
Granted, but purple epics (whatever the fuck thy are) turn your night elf rogue (again, whatever) into a raving homoseckshul, who gets sodomised to death by a big gay bear.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.
I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

Granted, but then that gay bear raped you, while your family eats popcorn in front of the TV. You later die of aids.

This is the part where you make a wish...

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