your allergic to jam gg
i wish everytime i said 'money' i would get 1mil
i wish everytime i said 'money' i would get 1mil
you get 1mil, but it is created in your stomach. causing you to explode from the inside out.
i wish i was the fastest runner in the world.
i wish i was the fastest runner in the world.
Sure. You become the fastest runner in the world, but youturn black.twiistaaa wrote:
you get 1mil, but it is created in your stomach. causing you to explode from the inside out.
i wish i was the fastest runner in the world.
I wish I was smrt
You are now smrt. Stupid.Moronic.Retarded.TurdMuncher----(i couldnt help taking advantage of you type-o)
I wish ea fixed the middle-eastern service ribbon bug
I wish ea fixed the middle-eastern service ribbon bug
Well that's an easy one. Whilst fixing this bug EA create several more. That would actually happen too.
I wish that my new desk would arrive so I don't have to use this winebox to prop up my monitor.
I wish that my new desk would arrive so I don't have to use this winebox to prop up my monitor.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Your new desk arrives but you assemble it only to place your computer on it and it spontaneusly combusts (catches on fire for no good reason) and kills your computer
I wish i hadnt lost my wrist watch
I wish i hadnt lost my wrist watch
Your desk will fall out of the truck and smash your foot. Then you will be stuck using the winebox to prop up your swollen foot rather than your monitor.
I wish I had the ability to have sex with any female of my choosing, anywhere and at anytime with complete and total immunity to STD's, pregnancy or emotional involvement.
I wish I had the ability to have sex with any female of my choosing, anywhere and at anytime with complete and total immunity to STD's, pregnancy or emotional involvement.
No STD's or Emotional envolvment but just to Annoy you she puts glass in her....ummm...well you know and you chop up your doodle
I wish was the director on and adult movie set
I wish was the director on and adult movie set
Everyone who starred on that movie contracted STDs and they're suing you a fortune for it.
I wish my brother would let me use his computer more often.
I wish my brother would let me use his computer more often.
Granted. Your brother lets you use his computer almost every day. Due to your inquisitive mind, you decide to search the computer, fatefully stumbling upon his "Gay Fatties" porn videos - 50gb worth. Alas, due to the highly inquisitive person you are, you watch the videos, unfortunately...you can't make it past 500mb worth.Tetrino wrote:
Everyone who starred on that movie contracted STDs and they're suing you a fortune for it.
I wish my brother would let me use his computer more often.
You spend the rest of your life crouching naked under a desk with whipped cream sprayed on your nipples, mumbling "The cream....the cream" whilst rocking back and forth in your own faeces.
I wish Martha Stewart and Hilary Clinton decided to make a live cooking show on free-to-air t.v. and, being the sauve and gentlemanly person I am, they offered me the position of cheif Bundt cake-taster.
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That's rather sombre.
You accept, only to find their minds have been ravaged by Chaos (why else would they cook together?) and the main ingredients for their new Bundt cake recipe include brains, ground skulls, vaginal blood and old semen. You even enjoyed the cake before asking what it was made of.
I wish Jamie Oliver made me his apprentice.
You accept, only to find their minds have been ravaged by Chaos (why else would they cook together?) and the main ingredients for their new Bundt cake recipe include brains, ground skulls, vaginal blood and old semen. You even enjoyed the cake before asking what it was made of.
I wish Jamie Oliver made me his apprentice.
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Granted. But, You end up stealing his wife, get married and enjoy 10 years of being a happy couple, and have 10 happy kids. After this time, you get tired of sex because her vagin becomes like sleeve of wizard robe. You leave her, and end up have to pay child support for the remainder of your career. Oh, and Jamie also finds out and spanks your bottom with an egg wisk.Tetrino wrote:
That's rather sombre.
You accept, only to find their minds have been ravaged by Chaos (why else would they cook together?) and the main ingredients for their new Bundt cake recipe include brains, ground skulls, vaginal blood and old semen. You even enjoyed the cake before asking what it was made of.
I wish Jamie Oliver made me his apprentice.
I wish people I knew actually collected Warhammer 40k. So I could have a proper game.
they find out and then you accidently step on them all giving your foot mega owies
i wish my hair was so long it touched the ground
i wish my hair was so long it touched the ground
Granted. You then visit a thread-making factory and get your hair tangled in the machinery. Four months later, your hair is being worn by a bald paedophile, whom the police think is you.
I wish I had one of those warscythes used by Necron Pariahs.
I wish I had one of those warscythes used by Necron Pariahs.
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You do, but your still a total nerd so everyone laughs at you.
I wish that 2pac and Biggie were still around...
I wish that 2pac and Biggie were still around...
Granted. But you need to roll 2d6 in order to deal any damage. Unfortunately for you, you have a rare phobia of dice or di. Guess it becomes pretty useless now.Tetrino wrote:
Granted. You then visit a thread-making factory and get your hair tangled in the machinery. Four months later, your hair is being worn by a bald paedophile, whom the police think is you.
I wish I had one of those warscythes used by Necron Pariahs.
I wish I found the recipe for the perfect chocolate bundt cake.
You find out that the recipe calls for the scent of 13 specific women. One of them is your grandmother's.
I wish I could play Command and Conquer 3.
I wish I could play Command and Conquer 3.
You CAN play C&C3 but you develope a phobia of it and you want to play it but you are shit-scared of it
I wish my parents were rich and famous and gave me lots of money, but the paparazzi didnt bother me either so i could play BF2 allllllllll day
I wish my parents were rich and famous and gave me lots of money, but the paparazzi didnt bother me either so i could play BF2 allllllllll day
Granted, but you get in a car accident in your fancy car and become a vegetable.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
You CAN play C&C3 but you develope a phobia of it and you want to play it but you are shit-scared of it
I wish my parents were rich and famous and gave me lots of money, but the paparazzi didnt bother me either so i could play BF2 allllllllll day
I wish that there were no more replies in this thread after me.
Granted, you never check this thread to confirm your wishlxlchaoslxl wrote:
I wish that there were no more replies in this thread after me.
I wish I owned 5% land in every state in America
You do, but it's all septic storage ponds.
I wish I could find a nice affordable house and finally move.
I wish I could find a nice affordable house and finally move.
Granted, you move to one of my septic storage pondsInnerMonkey wrote:
I wish I could find a nice affordable house and finally move.
I wish I made 5 cents on every dollar transaction in the world
Granted, every transaction will be in Euros
I wish there were no tkers on Wake
I wish there were no tkers on Wake
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A bank error causes you to lose a Dollar for every 5 cents you spendSEREMAKER wrote:
I wish I made 5 cents on every dollar transaction in the world
I wish I was immune to all forms of damage
You get permanently banned from BF2
I wish that I was a genius.
I wish that I was a genius.