BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Granted you now have to sleep at 3am (or 5am- whichever is worse for you!)
I wish that i was superman

Granted. But the whole Battlefield series is your Kryptonite. Oh, too bad

I wish Martha Stewart would bake me a Bundt Cake.

kn0ckahh wrote:

she will die tomorow and  will be buried, after being buried 2 years she will be resurected and bake you a cake from her rotten limbs.

I wish I could fly like a bird and shit everytime I wanted so i could be a bomberbird

Granted. But unfortunately for you, you lose control of your bowels without warning for the rest of your life. And since you're a ManBirdShit hybrid, cats, dogs and other preditorial animals can't help but attack you whenever you walk outside. Congrats.


I wish I was the ultimate Hustle dancer. That no one could ever beat me in a Hustle duel. Never. Do the Hustle!

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

Granted, but like anyone who is good at stuff, all that happens is you are slated on forums for the rest of eternity, and no-one respects you any more!

I wish I had l33t photoshop skills!

you do.. but you cant run it on your Pentium 100

I wish I had my own drug company and was unable to be traced.

Ironsteed wrote:

You do, however it just burnt to the ground, we were going to tell you but you couldn't be traced.

I wish I hadn't taken a 6 month break from BF2, leaving me still a First Sergeant.

Granted. In those 6 months, you become so ultimately good at BF2 every 13 year old noob kidnaps you whenever you join a server. Then EA, with their retarded minds think you're stat padding, so they reset your stats. Oh noes


I wish the Safety Dance was safer than they actually said.

you do its 100-0, then the police find you.


i wish i had a stapler that was bright orange and sang when i used it.

You are, but it takes about 6 months and a f*ck load of paper-work to do anything. Very little of the job actually uses the internet and you don't even get to wear a uniform.

I wish more people would vote on my sigs!

You get it, but it actually was drawn on with a pencil.

I wish I was an uber-1337 ninja!

You realize you have your homework, but too bad it's in Chinese.

I wish I didn't need a new cell phone because mine broke.

granted but you don't know how to wright anymore.

I wish I had infinite chocolate chip cookies

Granted, but too bad for you, it's your mom's "pie".

I wish I could turn this thing off and go to bed.

Last edited by Ironsteed (2007-04-18 00:11:06)

Easy, it becomes shit, you turn emo and kill yourself

I wish for a footlong hotdog with mustard, onion, tomato sauce, shredded ham and cheese

Homework no longer exists, but school stays in session until 10 pm. 

I wish pickles and cucumbers tasted the same.

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

They taste the same...they smell the same....OH MY GOD THEY THINK THE SAME, THEY'VE FORMED AN ARMY. Gg, youve started the begining of the end
I wish i caught a delicious tasty bass

Sure. You catch your delicious tasty bass, but unfortunately, you caught it while living in Esperance, Western Australia during the lead scare. After eating the delicious tast bass, you contract lead poisoning, and must deal it with the rest of your life. That means, living in an anti-bacterial controlled environment, with no computer nor access to the outside world. Thus, the only porn you can ever see again is your carer's saggy boobs. Well done.



I wish Lamington rolls still came with the jam inside.