Granted. It kicks you in the face and you die.cowami wrote:
You finish with dental school, only to be killed by a combined swarm of angry bunnies and |TOP| haters.
I wish I had my own Little Pwnie.
The wish is granted, however, the general consensus is that wishes aren't fun without death, so you're stalked and killed by an angry mob, pitchfork style.SplinterStrike wrote:
The genie cant grant it due to the complications involved in making it backfire proof. Therefore, nothing happens.
I wish people would come up with interesting backfires that don't involve death all the time.
Granted, but the CD is used and scratched up, making it useless.cowami wrote:
The wish is granted, however, the general consensus is that wishes aren't fun without death, so you're stalked and killed by an angry mob, pitchfork style.SplinterStrike wrote:
The genie cant grant it due to the complications involved in making it backfire proof. Therefore, nothing happens.
I wish people would come up with interesting backfires that don't involve death all the time.
I wish I had BF2:SF for free, since I can't get off my lazy ass to buy it.
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Erm, granted? But they impale you, and you.. bleed to death. You then meet with my Uncle Marek, who proceeds to bitch slap you.SplinterStrike wrote:
Eeeee. Old bodies dont keep to well Killer. (btw im sorry for your loss)
I wish that the pitchforks weren't so painful.
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You do, but the claymores kill the women as they swarm to you (silly nubs)..robzored. wrote:
Granted, but you can't spell well enough to make a coherent naughty/nice list
I wish i could attract women
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granted but as a side effect you get aids and die in 12yrscyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Too bad it won't. It uber back fired
I wish I was black.
Granted, but you cannot feel anything anymore.Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
You can understand, but sadly due to the fact that you transfer letters between words E.g. "peopl eare" No-one can understand what the hell you are talking about. This frustrates you so much that you turn to drink, and then drugs and begin stealing off your own family before slipping into and intoxicated coma and dying in a pool of your on piss, shit and vomit. Which you have to conciously lie in in hell for eternity.
I wish wishes were more like condoms
wish granted... but they break too easyNinja_Kid2002 wrote:
You can understand, but sadly due to the fact that you transfer letters between words E.g. "peopl eare" No-one can understand what the hell you are talking about. This frustrates you so much that you turn to drink, and then drugs and begin stealing off your own family before slipping into and intoxicated coma and dying in a pool of your on piss, shit and vomit. Which you have to conciously lie in in hell for eternity.
I wish wishes were more like condoms
You do, but you become a douche and redline anyone unfortunate enough to jump into your chopper.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Granted, it sprouts legs, and runs away and joins the circus
I wish i could fly hellicopters better in BF2
cardiff lmao...nah u want leeds mate1927 wrote:
I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence. .... You push to hard and turn yourself inside out.
I achive my dream of playing for Cardiff City in the premiership
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You become rich, and hold lavish parties to show your new riches. However, your new girlfriend winds up running over a woman, whose angry husband goes insane and murders your ass, then kills himself (The Great Gatsby FTW! ).Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
The wish god misherd you and thought you said "i wish i had 10 wishes that backfired"
I wish that i was rich and didnt have to work or go to shcool so i could just play BF2 all day