Too bad all cats just went extinct.
I wish I was here last night for the hacker party.
I wish I was here last night for the hacker party.
You was there. But you got so piss drunk that you forgot all about it.
I wish I was at home instead of at work.
I wish I was at home instead of at work.
You work from home dillweed
I wish I wasn't so freakin' stupid!
I wish I wasn't so freakin' stupid!
Wish granted, but your now so smart you become a recluse and agoraphobic. You die a lonely old man, in a pool of your own piss and vomit. Dumb people seem to last longer!!
I wish that i didn't prematurely ejaculate..
I wish that i didn't prematurely ejaculate..
Last edited by tooroonga (2007-04-02 05:34:33)
no problem, now you have a vagina.
i wish that had enough money, to live a more comfortable lifestyle
i wish that had enough money, to live a more comfortable lifestyle
Granted. You find a penny on the sidewalk.
I wish I were going to a different school next year.
I wish I were going to a different school next year.
Granted. You join a school of fish and drown!
I wish I was good at BF2
I wish I was good at BF2
...but everyone who plays BF2 is a noob, regardless of anything.
I wish BF2S required a background check on new members so 99% of the assholes on here wouldn't be here.
*EDIT - Spelling, eat me.
I wish BF2S required a background check on new members so 99% of the assholes on here wouldn't be here.
*EDIT - Spelling, eat me.
Last edited by {XpLiCiTxX} (2007-04-02 05:57:59)
Wish granted, you get so good admins think you hack and ban you from all servers.
I wish i didn't need 30,000 points for my next promotion
I wish i didn't need 30,000 points for my next promotion
You don't, you need 30,000,000
I wish I had a hot girlfriend, about my age, who does everything I say
I wish I had a hot girlfriend, about my age, who does everything I say
Granted! It's a guy in drag.
I wish i was dead.
I wish i was dead.
Wish granted, but you're forever remebered as an emo freak.
I wish Earnest Hemingway had never written a single book.
I wish Earnest Hemingway had never written a single book.
He didnt, but instead another fag-nerd wrote the exact same thing as he did
I wish they made this a sticky so i didnt have to keep looking for it
I wish they made this a sticky so i didnt have to keep looking for it
(I agree >_<) It becomes made a sticky, but by doing so, it attracts many noobs and results in the closing of said thread.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
He didnt, but instead another fag-nerd wrote the exact same thing as he did
I wish they made this a sticky so i didnt have to keep looking for it
I wish I could get 300 to convert so I could burn it to DVD.
But you don't have a DVD player.
I wish I found $2000 on the ground.
I wish I found $2000 on the ground.
You find the 2000, but it's all in a million pieces.
I wish the DLC for crackdown would hurry up and come out.
I wish the DLC for crackdown would hurry up and come out.
It comes out but it is shit, and is infested with posesed monkeys that love to anal probe their owner- you
I wish for a comfy couch to replace my computer chair
I wish for a comfy couch to replace my computer chair
Granted, but the comfy couch is infested with a rare breed of fleas that burrow in your urethra and make your unit useless for the rest of your life. (which is especially tragic because the genie happened to like you and gave you a young, nympho, supermodel as a bonus)Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
It comes out but it is shit, and is infested with posesed monkeys that love to anal probe their owner- you
I wish for a comfy couch to replace my computer chair
I wish these cigarettes weren't harmful to my health.
They become healthy for you and they loose the "forbidden fantasy" effect which is the only reason you like them, so you no longer smoke
I wish for a new, good, sterile,fast computer
I wish for a new, good, sterile,fast computer
It spontaneously appears. Inside you. You explode.
I wish I weren't tired.
I wish I weren't tired.
granted, you go into a coma.
I wish this thread to end
I wish this thread to end
It ends, but you end with it.
I wish I was cool.
I wish I was cool.
Granted, you start dying of the cold
I wish i had a Hot asian GF that was sitting right besides me ready to get boned by me when i finish posting this
I wish i had a Hot asian GF that was sitting right besides me ready to get boned by me when i finish posting this
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2007-04-06 05:12:34)
you are now "cool" but everyone else is ubercool
i wish i was at my toilet right now
i wish i was at my toilet right now
ok, your at your toilet or should i say inside your toilet, yes you forget how to use it and fall in and drown in your own feces.
I wish to be invincible exept for natural causes
I wish to be invincible exept for natural causes
Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-04-06 05:16:17)