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0seb--morin0 wrote:

I wish the earth would explode, killing everyone and everything in a nanosecond.... And you'll die too f*ckin EMo


I wish im going to make a freakin hot dream with Raven Riley in it

Hmm...I see how that backfires...
(I was hoping for something imaginative concerning hell)

Yes, you're having a blow job by Raven Riley, and then she peels off a mask and it turns out to be a man wearing a bra.  Then you wake and in your panic run into the wall, with your brains spattered everywhere.

I wish there would be a better backfire for my earlier wish.

some_random_panda wrote:

0seb--morin0 wrote:

I wish the earth would explode, killing everyone and everything in a nanosecond.... And you'll die too f*ckin EMo


I wish im going to make a freakin hot dream with Raven Riley in it

Hmm...I see how that backfires...
(I was hoping for something imaginative concerning hell)

Yes, you're having a blow job by Raven Riley, and then she peels off a mask and it turns out to be a man wearing a bra.  Then you wake and in your panic run into the wall, with your brains spattered everywhere.

I wish there would be a better backfire for my earlier wish.

The Earth doesn't explode because the Genie still has $45 left to spend on prostitutes and he'll be damned if you're going to ruin that.


I wish I had infinite wishes.

Macca wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

they do, but just as your pulling into the gas station you get t-boned by a speeding car.


i wish i had an unbroken x-box 360 which could never break never be lost or stolen.

Done, but someone sells you some drugs and while high you suddenly feel like giving away the 360 and so you do so.  Then you die from an overdose.

I wish the earth would explode, killing everyone and everything in a nanosecond.


_{Backfire THAT!}

The Earth you're refering to is actually a nickname for "The Battle for Middle Earth II". It explodes, you loose your favourite game and kills all the mirco-organisms in your closet.

Edit: damn, beaten to it.

I wish I was having sex with Hilary Clinton.

Done.




I wish my Ipod wasn't broken.

some_random_panda wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Macca wrote:

The Earth you're refering to is actually a nickname for "The Battle for Middle Earth II". It explodes, you loose your favourite game and kills all the mirco-organisms in your closet.

Edit: damn, beaten to it.

I wish I was having sex with Hilary Clinton.

I wish my Ipod wasn't broken.

Done.  But you break it again.

I wish I had an iPod.

Granted, but it fortunately for you, the iPod is locked, which disables the ability to delete 60gb of My Chemical Romance songs.



I wish Beth Ditto is my girlfriend...

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

shes your wife


i wish i never had to go to school agian

You join the Air Force and become a pilot. Since you never received a proper education, you accidentally crash your F-18 Hornet into the Federal Reserve Bank of America while on a training excerise in the USA. All because you didn't know what "pull up" ment.



I wish I am invincible in a J-10 on a never ending Wake server.

Last edited by Macca (2007-03-25 03:24:58)

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

the server is set on the other side of the world, the lag is so bad you get auto kicked


i wish i have laser vision.

You now have permanent laser vision. Everything you see dies/explodes/disintergrates

I wish I had my English homework finished to my usual high standard.

Macca wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

the server is set on the other side of the world, the lag is so bad you get auto kicked


i wish i have laser vision.

You now have permanent laser vision. Everything you see dies/explodes/disintergrates

I wish I had my English homework finished to my usual high standard.

You're homework is so high above your usual high standard, your teachers' head explodes when he reads it. Unfortunately, you're jailed for the so called "Extremely high-standard essay day massacre".



I wish I could watch every single episode of "Home and Away"

you realise how stupid that show is some time after the 1st episode and bang your head on the wall under the impression that it will you give you back your time.


i wish i could take any day i want off school.

Macca wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

Macca wrote:

You're homework is so high above your usual high standard, your teachers' head explodes when he reads it. Unfortunately, you're jailed for the so called "Extremely high-standard essay day massacre".



I wish I could watch every single episode of "Home and Away"

you realise how stupid that show is some time after the 1st episode and bang your head on the wall under the impression that it will you give you back your time.


i wish i could take any day i want off school.

The day you take off school is the same day terrorists get the wrong address for a bomb target. They decide to bomb your school anyway, killing every single person. Later that day, extremely shocked by the previous event at your school, you spend the rest of your life living in an Asylum while rocking back and forth under a desk whispering "The canteen lady is haunting me".


I wish I had 2000 karma on bf2s.com

You get your 2000 karma, only to have Chuy reestablish the system of negative karma. You drown in a pool of spiteful negative karma.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Swedish Fish.

God (substitute with whatever fits your particular beliefs) scratches his head, wondering what you mean by good weather, then smites you to get rid of the problem.

I wish I had a better cell phone that wouldn't spontaneously kill me.

Your wish never backfires but you become paranoid that it will and eventually you are commited to a mental asylum

I wish for a computer that can run Bf2 with ABSOLUTLY no problems

Due to years of massive sub-surface plate tension the continent plate that saudi arabia is on suddenly shoots loose, causing off the scale earthquakes and tsunamis, followed by saudi arabia sinking into the gap between the two plates it was on.

I wish that quake wars is out now and that it absolutely owns, that everyone plays it, and that it will never be badly patched, and that my PC will never fail me, nor that  in any way I am inable to play the game.

Last edited by SargeV1.4 (2007-03-31 13:25:22)

granted you get no wish at all

i wish i had telepathic powers