The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-22 13:46:53

#351

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6969|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Granted, but on your first flight you crash into a hillside.

I wish I never had to work or go to school again, but had enought money to maintain my current lifestyle.

2007-03-22 13:50:48

#352

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6779|Milkystania, yurop

mcgid1 wrote:
Granted, but on your first flight you crash into a hillside.

I wish I never had to work or go to school again, but had enought money to maintain my current lifestyle.

Granted you will get your own trailerpark beside the Herpescolony

I wish i could stop thinking about hookers all of the time

2007-03-22 14:05:24

#353

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6503

Magpie wrote:
mcgid1 wrote:
Granted, but on your first flight you crash into a hillside.

I wish I never had to work or go to school again, but had enought money to maintain my current lifestyle.
Granted you will get your own trailerpark beside the Herpescolony

I wish i could stop thinking about hookers all of the time

Granted, although now your mind has latched on to a nude image of Rosie O'Donnel.

I wish I wish it was April 1st already. <-- Maui FTW!

2007-03-22 14:10:06

#354

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6760

AudioAtomica wrote:
Magpie wrote:
mcgid1 wrote:
Granted, but on your first flight you crash into a hillside.

I wish I never had to work or go to school again, but had enought money to maintain my current lifestyle.
Granted you will get your own trailerpark beside the Herpescolony

I wish i could stop thinking about hookers all of the time
Granted, although now your mind has latched on to a nude image of Rosie O'Donnel.

I wish I wish it was April 1st already. <-- Maui FTW!

It is april 1st, although the airlines are all shut down due to terrorists

I wish i had a porsche

2007-03-22 14:22:58

#355

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6503

Canadianloser wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:
Magpie wrote:

Granted you will get your own trailerpark beside the Herpescolony

I wish i could stop thinking about hookers all of the time
Granted, although now your mind has latched on to a nude image of Rosie O'Donnel.

I wish I wish it was April 1st already. <-- Maui FTW!
It is april 1st, although the airlines are all shut down due to terrorists

I wish i had a porsche

Granted, but the terrorists stole my plane to Maui and crashed it into your porshe, Kaboom.

I wish we'd leave Iraq, so I could re-wish it to be April 1st so my flight wouldn't be cancelled due to terrorists.

2007-03-22 14:58:41

#356

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6821|Mountains of NC

AudioAtomica wrote:
I wish we'd leave Iraq, so I could re-wish it to be April 1st so my flight wouldn't be cancelled due to terrorists.

Granted its cancelled due to weather

I wish I controlled the stock market

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2007-03-22 15:06:20

#357

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6995|London

You control the stock market, but then everyone says "fuck this, that guy controls it all, lets make a new stock market"

I wish nothing went wrong in my life, and I live until I'm 100

2007-03-22 15:07:36

#358

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6664|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

You do, but because of your management skills, we end up in a second Great Depression.

Edit- Bastard^. Beat me to it.

Anyways, your life ends up being failry uneventful. 9-5 job, average pay, maried, no kids, run of the mill home. You die at the ripe old age of 100 with nothing to mark your legacy. Just another face in the obituaries.

EDIT 2- SON OF A (CENSORED)
You know everything, but that knowledge eventually causes your massive psychotic breakdown.

EDIT 3- You know what? Shove that witty idea up your ass.

EDIT 4- OMFG. A one way ticket to paradise is yours.

EDIT 5- Fuck it.

I wish I wasnt stressed.

Last edited by SplinterStrike (2007-03-22 15:17:42)

2007-03-22 15:08:05

#359

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6503

Dauntless wrote:
You control the stock market, but then everyone says "fuck this, that guy controls it all, lets make a new stock market"

I wish nothing went wrong in my life, and I live until I'm 100

You physically live until you're 100, but your mind died at 67 due to excessive drug use, and diseased prostitutes.

I wish salmon was cheap.

Edit: DAMN That guy beat me to it.

Last edited by AudioAtomica (2007-03-22 15:08:41)

2007-03-22 15:10:17

#360

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6727|Belgium

AudioAtomica wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
You control the stock market, but then everyone says "fuck this, that guy controls it all, lets make a new stock market"

I wish nothing went wrong in my life, and I live until I'm 100
You physically live until you're 100, but your mind died at 67 due to excessive drug use, and diseased prostitutes.

I wish salmon was cheap.

Edit: DAMN That guy beat me to it.

Salmon is so cheap due to its disease wich is worse than mad cow shit

I wish i knew everything

2007-03-22 15:11:20

#361

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6906|USA

AudioAtomica wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
You control the stock market, but then everyone says "fuck this, that guy controls it all, lets make a new stock market"

I wish nothing went wrong in my life, and I live until I'm 100
You physically live until you're 100, but your mind died at 67 due to excessive drug use, and diseased prostitutes.

I wish salmon was cheap.

Edit: DAMN That guy beat me to it.

it is, after a worldwide epidemic poisons every single piece of fish. it is given out, though the dealers often bleed out of their eyes upon contact with the fish...

I wish for the 22nd Amendment to be repealed so the glorious GW Bush can run again and again and again.

/hide

2007-03-22 15:12:23

#362

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6906|USA

Retalliation[1337] wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
You control the stock market, but then everyone says "fuck this, that guy controls it all, lets make a new stock market"

I wish nothing went wrong in my life, and I live until I'm 100
You physically live until you're 100, but your mind died at 67 due to excessive drug use, and diseased prostitutes.

I wish salmon was cheap.

Edit: DAMN That guy beat me to it.
Salmon is so cheap due to its disease wich is worse than mad cow shit

I wish i knew everything

you do, although you are a blind mute in a permanent coma, unable to use your knowledge.

I wish I had something witty to wish for.

2007-03-22 15:14:14

#363

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6727|Belgium

R0lyP0ly wrote:
Retalliation[1337] wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:

You physically live until you're 100, but your mind died at 67 due to excessive drug use, and diseased prostitutes.

I wish salmon was cheap.

Edit: DAMN That guy beat me to it.
Salmon is so cheap due to its disease wich is worse than mad cow shit

I wish i knew everything
you do, although you are a blind mute in a permanent coma, unable to use your knowledge.

I wish I had something witty to wish for.

You do but someoene wished that you are never able to get it .
I wish I had free entry to paradise and parties

2007-03-22 15:16:10

#364

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6503

Retalliation[1337] wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
You control the stock market, but then everyone says "fuck this, that guy controls it all, lets make a new stock market"

I wish nothing went wrong in my life, and I live until I'm 100
You physically live until you're 100, but your mind died at 67 due to excessive drug use, and diseased prostitutes.

I wish salmon was cheap.

Edit: DAMN That guy beat me to it.
Salmon is so cheap due to its disease wich is worse than mad cow shit

I wish i knew everything

You explode.

R0lyP0ly wrote:
it is, after a worldwide epidemic poisons every single piece of fish. it is given out, though the dealers often bleed out of their eyes upon contact with the fish...

I wish for the 22nd Amendment to be repealed so the glorious GW Bush can run again and again and again.

/hide

The Genie Kicks you in the balls instead of granting your wish.

I wish I had a pet Grizzly Bear, that was passive unless I told it otherwise.

2007-03-22 16:16:16

#365

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6529|Illinois

You tell your grizzly bear to attack, and in the bloody confusion, you are knocked unconscious. With you out cold the bear has noone to tell him to stop. He goes on a killing spree and when you regain consciousness, you are determined to be responsible for the bears actions and are convicted of 28,472 accounts of 1st degree murder.

I wish i had more of a social life

Last edited by .robzored. (2007-03-22 16:17:40)

2007-03-22 16:51:44

#366

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6503

.robzored. wrote:
You tell your grizzly bear to attack, and in the bloody confusion, you are knocked unconscious. With you out cold the bear has noone to tell him to stop. He goes on a killing spree and when you regain consciousness, you are determined to be responsible for the bears actions and are convicted of 28,472 accounts of 1st degree murder.

I wish i had more of a social life

Can't help you there.

I wish Conan O'Brian would gain 400 pounds.

2007-03-22 20:41:43

#367

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6529|Illinois

AudioAtomica wrote:
I wish i had more of a social life
Can't help you there.

I wish Conan O'Brian would gain 400 pounds.

He gains the weight, but now he has more chin(s) than Jay Leno, which impresses NBC, and still takes over the Tonight Show

I wish i had mad 1337 5ki115 at piano

Last edited by .robzored. (2007-03-23 21:34:04)

2007-03-22 21:45:07

#368

SmilingBuddha: You laughin' at me, bitch?; +44|6901|Hong Kong

You do, but you live on a tiny island off the coast of southernmost Chile, and play piano until you go demented.

I wish I had a Tokyo Marui H&K MP5K for free.

2007-03-22 21:49:02

#369

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6822|Portland, OR, USA

Granted, but then you realize that airsoft is for little girls and try to kill yourself with the gun. Resulting in a small red welt on the top of your mouth, which makes it incredibly painful to eat. You end up starving to death. Congrats.

I wish it was spring break.

2007-03-22 21:49:43

#370

David.P: Banned; +649|6526

Granted! You end up going to mexico for spring break where you accidentally cross a drug dealer who kidnaps you and skins you alive after your family cant pay the ransom.

I wish for Revenge on all those 1034 people who wronged me in my life.

Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-03-22 21:51:14)

2007-03-22 22:02:00

#371

SmilingBuddha: You laughin' at me, bitch?; +44|6901|Hong Kong

Later you find out that "Revenge" is an upcoming revolutionary XBOX 360 game, and they all giggle in glee as they recieve them.

I wish there was a food that taught you everything you needed to know so no-one ever has to go to school again.

2007-03-23 04:34:19

#372

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6529|Illinois

Such a food is created, but it's made of people

I wish i would get a 36 on my ACT

2007-03-23 07:51:38

#373

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6821|Mountains of NC

.robzored. wrote:
I wish i would get a 36 on my ACT

Granted a -36

I wish gas prices at the gas pump came down to $1.00 per gallon

2007-03-24 23:29:52

#374

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6658|NSW, Australia

they do, but just as your pulling into the gas station you get t-boned by a speeding car.

i wish i had an unbroken x-box 360 which could never break never be lost or stolen.

2007-03-24 23:44:08

#375

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6643

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
they do, but just as your pulling into the gas station you get t-boned by a speeding car.

i wish i had an unbroken x-box 360 which could never break never be lost or stolen.

Done, but someone sells you some drugs and while high you suddenly feel like giving away the 360 and so you do so. Then you die from an overdose.

I wish the earth would explode, killing everyone and everything in a nanosecond.

_{Backfire THAT!}

Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-03-24 23:45:08)

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mcgid1 wrote:

Magpie wrote:

mcgid1 wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Magpie wrote:

mcgid1 wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Magpie wrote:

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Dauntless wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

Retalliation[1337] wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

R0lyP0ly wrote:

Retalliation[1337] wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Retalliation[1337] wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

R0lyP0ly wrote:

.robzored. wrote:

AudioAtomica wrote:

.robzored. wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

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