The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-09 17:19:53

#326

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6731|Purdue

SplinterStrike wrote:
Granted. One bloody uncooked steak is now laying on your kitchen counter.

I wish that not so many people had hit the E button for their brains.

Uhm...they don't hit the E button, but instead, their brains fall out.

I wish I understood what he wished for. (No...seriously. It makes no sense to me.)

2007-03-09 17:34:53

#327

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6573|Orrstrayleea

You study up on his wish and it consumes your life, eventually all you care about is his wish, so you forget about your manly needs and your body becomes unstable as a result of not "wacking" enough and you die

I wish that my xbox worked again

2007-03-09 17:38:41

#328

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6593|California

it worked again for 3.53 minutes then it explodes in you face like a c-4 and you die

i wish people would grow up (maturity)

2007-03-09 21:57:34

#329

David.P: Banned; +649|6524

xBlackPantherx wrote:
i wish people would grow up (maturity)

Granted! But so many people mature so fast that they become old men when they 30 and die of a heart attack at 40.

I wish to stop being obsessed with lesbians.

2007-03-10 01:52:28

#330

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6573|Orrstrayleea

Wish granted instead you become obsessed with men

I wish for faster internet

Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-03-10 01:53:13)

2007-03-10 05:53:24

#331

Bubbalo: The Lizzard; +541|6812

In order to increase speed all games are banned, as are all gaming related websites

I wish I could fly

2007-03-10 05:57:46

#332

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6662|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

You can. You now live in constant fear of hunters, birds of prey and jumbo jets. Its also very cold up there.

I wish that I had more time to catch up to my homework.

2007-03-10 06:36:34

#333

SmilingBuddha: You laughin' at me, bitch?; +44|6899|Hong Kong

Oh, you have time, alright. There is a glitch in the fabric of space and time and time stops. You are the only one still conscious and start going mad because you are the only person on Earth. You then slit your wrist and die.

I wish I had Northern Strike.

2007-03-10 06:40:36

#334

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6652|dm_maidenhead

You buy northern strike, but so does everyone else and then ea rules the world.

I wish my computer would work

2007-03-10 07:44:27

#335

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6719

Granted. It does work quite well now, as a door stop.

I wish everyone on this site would +1 me every day for three weeks.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-03-10 07:44:37)

2007-03-10 07:51:48

#336

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6662|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

You get your karma. You are now know has the resident BF2s karma whore, which leads to your ban.

I wish Tim would hurry up and get his next CAD comic out. I'm itching to read more.

Last edited by SplinterStrike (2007-03-10 07:55:26)

2007-03-14 11:08:45

#337

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6731|Purdue

Granted, but you notice a striking resemblence between you and a man with his head cut open next to Chef Brian. 2 days later, you end up with you head cut open...next to Chef Brian.

I wish I didn't have to do thise retarded research paper for Chemistry. (I mean come on, it's 2000-3000 words and I'm only in 10th freaking grade. Our student teacher thinks we're in college or something. Nobody likes her at all. And she gives it to us today and expects it done my next wednesday. I mean WTF!)

2007-03-14 11:25:30

#338

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6895|Ohio

Instead, you have to right research papers in every other class.

I wish that no one could drink milk on fridays.

2007-03-15 12:08:50

#339

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6731|Purdue

Granted, but it's the only day that anyone drinks milk, and every dies of a calcium deficiency (sp?)

I wish that I could work for Bungie.

2007-03-21 16:54:28

#340

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6662|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

You are now Bungie Studios official janitor.

I wish I had more time to do things after procrastinating.

2007-03-21 16:56:59

#341

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6719

You do get more time for other things, but in the end procrastinating is still all you do.

I wish I win BF2s Userbattle IV, even though BF2s UB III is still raging on.

2007-03-21 17:01:00

#342

travisb05: bullseye (+); +58|6949|U.S

You will leave before the battle has a chance to start leaving me to win.
I wish i could play the guitar with mad skillz like i can at guitar hero 2

2007-03-21 17:04:48

#343

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6662|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060419

I wish I was doing better at university

2007-03-21 18:49:06

#344

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6500

SplinterStrike wrote:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060419

I wish I was doing better at university

Once you begin to improve you are diagnosed with every STD known to man, and then some.

I wish I had eye lasers of death.

So when people are like

"ZomG t3h h4cks!"

I could be like

*ZAP*

"Stfu..."

Last edited by AudioAtomica (2007-03-21 18:49:30)

2007-03-21 19:15:04

#345

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6540|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

You get your spiffy laser eyes of death but unknowingly kill your entire family with it when they bring up embarrassing stories at a party.

I wish I had an airplane.

2007-03-21 19:18:37

#346

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6500

cowami wrote:
You get your spiffy laser eyes of death but unknowingly kill your entire family with it when they bring up embarrassing stories at a party.

I wish I had an airplane.

But Unknowingly to you, it comes full of Jihad-Tali-Ban-Blow-Your-Shit-Up-Terrorists.

I wish I had a catapult.

2007-03-21 19:20:38

#347

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6731|Purdue

AudioAtomica wrote:
cowami wrote:
You get your spiffy laser eyes of death but unknowingly kill your entire family with it when they bring up embarrassing stories at a party.

I wish I had an airplane.
But Unknowingly to you, it comes full of Jihad-Tali-Ban-Blow-Your-Shit-Up-Terrorists.

I wish I had a catapult.

You get the catapult, but you are the ammuntion, and you land in the middle of a sea of acidy deathness.

I wish I knew what to get for my birthday.

2007-03-21 19:22:51

#348

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6500

Goven wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:
cowami wrote:
You get your spiffy laser eyes of death but unknowingly kill your entire family with it when they bring up embarrassing stories at a party.

I wish I had an airplane.
But Unknowingly to you, it comes full of Jihad-Tali-Ban-Blow-Your-Shit-Up-Terrorists.

I wish I had a catapult.
You get the catapult, but you are the ammuntion, and you land in the middle of a sea of acidy deathness.

I wish I knew what to get for my birthday.

No worries all your mates chip in and get you a male escort.....full service.....

I wish George Bush was a monkey.

2007-03-22 13:38:25

#349

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6527|Illinois

Monkey George throws feces at the other world leaders and starts world war 3

I with The_Lord_Of_Weed would stop nade spamming

2007-03-22 13:43:36

#350

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6758

.robzored. wrote:
Monkey George throws feces at the other world leaders and starts world war 3

I with The_Lord_Of_Weed would stop nade spamming

granted, but now he noob tube spams 5 x worse then he did nade spamming.

I wish i could be an apache pilot

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