The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-01 05:52:54

#1

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

Simple rules:

The person above you makes a wish, and you have to make it backfire in anyway possible. After you have backfired someones wish, you say your own wish, and the cycle continues.

Try and put some thought/imagination into it. Things like: "You get your wish but you die" get really old, really fast.

I'll start this off:

I wish that EA/Dice fixed BF2 so it was completely bug/glitch free.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-01 13:45:24)

2007-03-01 06:10:44

#2

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6603|New York

every time you try to install BF2, the installation will uninstall windows.

i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

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2007-03-01 06:13:11

#3

DexterBelgium: Member; +3|6863

heggs wrote:
every time you try to install BF2, the installation will uninstall windows.

i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

The genie misheard you, you are now just a weiner.

I wish I had a BMW M5

2007-03-01 06:15:42

#4

silo1180: The Farewell Tour; +79|6637|San Antonio, TX

Wish granted... you are now the proud owner of a Hot Wheels BMW M5.

I wish I had $1,000,000!

2007-03-01 06:17:07

#5

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6745|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

i wish i had a lag-free pc

2007-03-01 06:18:13

#6

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7025|Nårvei

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
People would love you too much to eat you, and you would simply rot out in a garbage bin somewhere.

I wish that there was a 'supercure' that fixed HIV/AIDS and all forms of cancer.

Wish grated but it also makes your skin green and your hair pink !
I wish Saddam would still be alive !

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2007-03-01 06:18:27

#7

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6734|Adelaide, South Australia

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
i wish i had a lag-free pc

You forgot to backfire the last post.

Varegg wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
People would love you too much to eat you, and you would simply rot out in a garbage bin somewhere.

I wish that there was a 'supercure' that fixed HIV/AIDS and all forms of cancer.
Wish grated but it also makes your skin green and your hair pink !
I wish Saddam would still be alive !

I deleted that. I missed the person it was intended for.

the current wish is:

silo1180 wrote:
I wish I had $1,000,000!

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-01 06:19:54)

2007-03-01 06:23:29

#8

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6520|Florida

Granted but you lose all the money in a robbery.

I wish this thread was locked.

2007-03-01 06:33:08

#9

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The thread remians unlocked making you wish you wasn't a smart ass afterall.

I wish I was the only male member of "Girls Aloud" and thus get to be in the dressing rooms with them and after gig shower

2007-03-01 06:35:26

#10

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6603|New York

1927 wrote:
The thread remians unlocked making you wish you wasn't a smart ass afterall.

I wish I was the only male member of "Girls Aloud" and thus get to be in the dressing rooms with them and after gig shower

Turns out they're all shemales.

I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence.

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2007-03-01 06:37:14

#11

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence. .... You push to hard and turn yourself inside out.

I achive my dream of playing for Cardiff City in the premiership

2007-03-01 06:37:22

#12

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6626|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Unfortunately, you're constipated.

I wish there were more fun threads like this.

EDIT- damn got beat to it. ermmm backfire... Cardiff gets infested by a huge virus that turns people into raving madmen who eat flesh.

Last edited by SplinterStrike (2007-03-01 06:39:34)

2007-03-01 06:40:34

#13

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6603|New York

SplinterStrike wrote:
Unfortunately, you're constipated.

I wish there were more fun threads like this.

All threads instead become D&ST threads, and straying off topic will get you banned instantly, and a death squad will be dispatched to kill your entire family.

I wish i could fly, i wish i could touch the sky, i think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away.

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2007-03-01 06:44:01

#14

pedigreeuk: I'm English, not British!; +113|6986|Rotherham, England

Unfortuanately you fly too far and can't get back! Ever!

I wish I wasn't at work

2007-03-01 06:49:31

#15

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6786|USA

instead you're at a castrating facility waiting in line!

i wish i had a nickel for every person on the planet.

2007-03-01 07:09:00

#16

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6626|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

You live on Mercury.

I wish that there was actually enough snow around to warrant going snowboarding.

2007-03-01 07:34:55

#17

Tetn1s: Member; +59|6857|Los Angeles

Granted. Yellow snow coming your way!

I wish for a PS3.

2007-03-01 08:15:32

#18

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

You get a ps1

I wish I wasn't so shit at bf2

2007-03-01 08:20:27

#19

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6931

Wish granted, but TOP just kidnapped you and you wouldn't play anymore.

I wish I was gayer then polarbearz ever was.

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2007-03-01 08:28:47

#20

jamie_v1.1: Member; +35|6717|Leeds, UK

heggs wrote:
1927 wrote:
The thread remians unlocked making you wish you wasn't a smart ass afterall.

I wish I was the only male member of "Girls Aloud" and thus get to be in the dressing rooms with them and after gig shower
Turns out they're all shemales.

I wish i could play the minute waltz with my flatulence.

LOL, made me laugh!!, nice one heggs! (btw...i love girls aloud and now u got me thinking....)

2007-03-01 08:33:12

#21

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6704|Gogledd Cymru

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Wish granted, but TOP just kidnapped you and you wouldn't play anymore.

I wish I was gayer then polarbearz ever was.

you were so gay you died of cock overdosage

I wish i wasnt in school right now

2007-03-01 08:36:33

#22

chittydog: less busy; +586|7050|Kubra, Damn it!

surgeon_bond wrote:
you were so gay you died of cock overdosage

I wish i wasnt in school right now

Instead you're at the STD clinic, picking up your medication.

I wish I could get my SPM above 2.

Last edited by chittydog (2007-03-01 08:37:49)

2007-03-01 08:38:35

#23

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6603|New York

surgeon_bond wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Wish granted, but TOP just kidnapped you and you wouldn't play anymore.

I wish I was gayer then polarbearz ever was.
you were so gay you died of cock overdosage

I wish i wasnt in school right now

wish granted, but you drop out, only to live a life working as a janitor at a local mcdonalds and married to an overweight, ugly, hairy woman and you have to go home to 6 screaming little shits every night.

I wish they allowed the blind to drive using their seeing eye dogs.

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2007-03-01 09:39:04

#24

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6626|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

You get run over by a seeing eye dog with road rage.

I wish people weren't so stupid.

2007-03-01 09:44:39

#25

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6520|Florida

SplinterStrike wrote:
You get run over by a seeing eye dog with road rage.

I wish people weren't so stupid.

Granted, their stupidity now transfers to you.

I wish I was a genius.

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