krazed wrote:
step 1: kick her ass to the curb
step 2: beat friends face in
step 3: find new girlfriend that isnt a slut
step 4: rejoice
Poll
Is your girlfriend sluttier than mine?
Yes | 13% | 13% - 13 | ||||
No | 47% | 47% - 45 | ||||
Get her hottest friend for a 3 sum | 38% | 38% - 37 | ||||
Total: 95 |
you seem proud...was it a far walk back from her trailer to yours?
This is the best yet!CoronadoSEAL wrote:
you seem proud...was it a far walk back from her trailer to yours?
Seriously...dump her if this is true.
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation" - Barack Obama (a freshman senator from Illinios)
If she's just a frustration buddy then theres no big deal here. Does she have any cute friends?
No way. Obviously she's never been drunk before, don't dump her.
What's her number? I'll call her and tell her what she did wrong over a couple of drinks (you know...to soften the blow).
What's her number? I'll call her and tell her what she did wrong over a couple of drinks (you know...to soften the blow).
She's A Whore And Will Never Stop Being A Whore. Fuck Her In The Ass And Then Dump Her.