BF2S Forums New Mod Introductions

OrangeHound wrote:

ryan_14 wrote:

What does it take to be a mod? Karma? Skill? I'm not sure.

It will always be a mystery, but here are some of the suspected ingredients:

(1)  Don't piss off Jeff (chuyskywalker, the site owner) ... he makes the mod decisions
(2)  Be helpful in your postings
(3)  Be mature in your postings
(4)  Demonstrate some self control


On the other hand, here are the top 10 things you can do to guarantee you will never be a mod ...

• [10]  You will never be a mod if you have ever posted something like tubgirl or goatse
• [9]  You will never be a mod if you have a tendency to respond to members with "stfu", "faggot", "idiot" or "n****er".
• [8]  If you have to create duplicate accounts in order to post on BF2s, you will never be a mod.
• [7]  You will never be a mod if you frequently start topics that are neo-nazi, cheating/hacking, or pornographic in nature.
• [6]  You will never be a mod if you launch a DDoS attack against BF2s because you got a tempban.
• [5]  If your user name contains "cdogmn", "spawn", "CUTIE4EVA", "churn", "dhoar", or "birdman" ... you will never be a mod.
• [4]  You will never be a mod if you create a thread to flame the site owner, an admin or moderator, or BF2s.
• [3]  Troll or spammer?  Not a mod.
• [2]  Do you see any of the existing moderators constantly posting in leetspeak or internet slang?  Exactly ....

And, the #1 way to never be a mod ...

• [1]  You are constantly pissing off one of the existing mods ...

One time I posted a pic, but it turned out to be tubgirl without me knowing, it was like a trick picture. Kung Jew is aware of this.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-02-26 07:17:52)

Happened to me aswell.. I had no idea what was going on, because the browser cache brought up the pic I meant. After that I have run everything through an image hosting service.

Moral of the story: We're all mortals here who learn from their mistakes.

Sl4y3r wrote:

hm, so it is: Varegg + DonFck = Armageddon
Cool, this means add two scandinavians and the result is one Slayer. Interesting.

You speak wisely, oh evil one.

2 Scandinavians making 1 German? Wow, that means 10 Germans make 1 Dutchmen. So for Alpha and me to excist alone you would need 200 Scandinavians or 20 Germans.

We pwn.

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Bernadictus wrote:

2 Scandinavians making 1 German? Wow, that means 10 Germans make 1 Dutchmen. So for Alpha and me to excist alone you would need 200 Scandinavians or 20 Germans.

We pwn.

*hands are on fire* !

2 Scandinavians make 1 German. But.. ..if I'm of German heritage (which I am, btw.) and Nordic (note, not Scandinavian, but Fenno-Scandic (fancy word)), that makes me: 1 German + 1 Scandinavian + 1 Finn = Übermensch! This means, I must be a Nietzschean person with great powers and abilities. A.. ..Mod..

I just scared myself so much I made a wee-wee in my pants..

_{Note: Not to be mixed at any point with anything fascist, Nietzsche would turn in his grave should you confuse it with anything of that nature}

Marlboroman82 wrote:

don gave me the crabs

I gave it over xfire. Now he has parasites in his pubes IRL. That's how dangerous I am

Thanks for all the welcomes, sorry I'm late to our party I brought you all some flowers!




PS. Marlboroman's so nasty he gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Bernadictus wrote:

Stop spamming! Or I will infect you!

By the look of the picture your threats will not hurt him further my good man

Marlboroman82 wrote:

Bernadictus wrote:

Stop spamming! Or I will infect you!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:220 … /dutch.gif

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *gets emotional*

Varegg wrote:

Ik bik sick !

now varegg I know you wanna be mod, but why speak marsian

Welcome all the new recruit moddies hope the mod job isnt to nerve racking for u guys.... jk
Darn suddenly I feel very intimidated that the mod force is growing ..... (animal farm like )

Bernadictus wrote:

Retalliation[1337] wrote:

Welcome all the new recruit moddies hope the mod job isnt to nerve racking for u guys.... jk
Darn suddenly I feel very intimidated that the mod force is growing ..... (animal farm like )

There are currently 2.1241 mod per user.

Ok, where are my 2 personal mods then? (And who they are?)

BigMarck or whatever - didnt he threaten to quit, now he's MOD...awesome... 

and this [3]  Troll or spammer?  Not a mod.   is quite funny.  I visit less because of spamming, to me anything but BF2 or Game related threads would be deleted, especially when someone posts "What kind of sunglasses should I get" would be an instant delete; again...  be glad that I dont run this joint.