Major_Spittle
Banned
+276|7103|United States of America
What would they say or do to convince you to embrace Islam?

Let's say you belong to no religion.  How would the different religions try to recruit you if they went door to door?  Keep it narrowed to Christian, Muslim, Jewish, and Hindu.  What would they have to say about their God(s) and their religion to convince you that their God and Prophets are real and you need to worship them?  How do they recruit in reality?

I would like to hear from actual members of the different religions.  Irish citizens need not post.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7133|United States of America
Sounds like the Jehovah's Witnesses but I've never encountered them so I don't know how they go about doing it
Ridir
Semper Fi!
+48|7212
Let the Irish speak! 
The people that Muslims convert to Islam are the people who want and or need the rigid structure in their lives.  These are the easiest people to convert to that type of religion.   I would think a happy go lucky all the world loves you would be more likely to convert to the Hindu religion.  To convert to Jewish faith you have to have the interest in it, they don't go out and ask you to join.  Christians are well, they activelly go out and try and convert people and we all know that.
Major_Spittle
Banned
+276|7103|United States of America

DesertFox423 wrote:

Sounds like the Jehovah's Witnesses but I've never encountered them so I don't know how they go about doing it
Ok, does anyone other than DesertFox have a thought on the topic?
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6901|Ontario, Canada
Say no thanks but then of course they would rant on and resort to violence as usual.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Major_Spittle
Banned
+276|7103|United States of America

Ridir wrote:

Let the Irish speak! 
The people that Muslims convert to Islam are the people who want and or need the rigid structure in their lives.  These are the easiest people to convert to that type of religion.   I would think a happy go lucky all the world loves you would be more likely to convert to the Hindu religion.  To convert to Jewish faith you have to have the interest in it, they don't go out and ask you to join.  Christians are well, they activelly go out and try and convert people and we all know that.
Are you suggesting that 98% of the people in Iran and Saudi need structure in their lives and only 3% of Americans do?

Good thoughts.
BALTINS
ಠ_ಠ
+37|6934|Latvia
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
BOOM!

kk.. i go away..
Major_Spittle
Banned
+276|7103|United States of America

d4rkst4r wrote:

Say no thanks but then of course they would rant on and resort to violence as usual.
What if a Woman opened the door, could a Muslim even talk to them?

I think it would be cool if a Hindu came to my house to convert me.  That is a cool religion with lots of stories, kinda like Greek Theology.
usmarine2007
Banned
+374|6815|Columbus, Ohio
Offer them a bacon sandwich.
silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|6870|San Antonio, TX
I don't like the idea of any religion going door to door trying to recruit/convert anyone.  I own a home and we regularly get Jehovah's Witnesses, and sometimes even the Mormons riding around with their white shirts and ties will stop and talk to you when you are working in your yard.

Maybe local religious leaders should setup a convention or something... "Seeking something higher in your life?  Come on out to the religion expo this weekend."  They could setup tests, to see what type of personality you have, and what you are seeking.  Then produce a list of up to 10 religions based on that.  You know, give everyone a chance to get the facts about a religion before they commit to it.  But make it a neutral ground (we'll of course have to set some displays on separate sides of the room from others), pamphlets, knowledable representatives.

I personally am Episcopal/Protestant/Anglican (yeah you know the homo-phobes [but not me]), I don't feel the urge to force my religion on anybody.  It just fits my personality, I like the structure of the service, it appeals to my obsessive compulsive nature.  It may not be the best religion, but it's the best religion for me!

Free will to all!
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7133|United States of America
I've never had anybody try to convert me and always wondered about the success of it. I can't imagine why someone would just decide to join a new religion like it were a club. From all the information I hear about people who go door to door to convert people, it seems like they never succeed in getting a new person. I've always wondered about how missionaries somehow managed to get others to abandon their native beliefs to follow their own. Charisma, I guess.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7205|Argentina
Protestant: Convert to our religion or we will separate from our Church right now.
Catholic Christian: Convert to our religion or we will abuse of your kids.
Jewish: Convert to our religion or we will settle in your yard.
Muslim: Convert to our religion or we will call for a jihad.
Hindu: Convert to our religion or we will give you bad karma.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7049|132 and Bush

Just answer the door with one of these on.

https://i19.tinypic.com/4hbtyz6.png

Last edited by Kmarion (2007-02-17 11:55:06)

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klassekock
Proud Born Loser
+68|7034|Sweden
I also have had Jehova's Witnesses at my door a couple of times. I am a convinced atheist but did still invite them for a theological discussion on two occasions. I simply asked them for hard evidence on their beliefs and if they could provide it i would consider their religion. As a result I'm even more of a atheist to this day.

I think the missionaries were successful simply because people were uneducated back then.

Last edited by klassekock (2007-02-17 12:22:13)

JahManRed
wank
+646|7076|IRELAND

Major_Spittle wrote:

What would they say or do to convince you to embrace Islam?

Let's say you belong to no religion.  How would the different religions try to recruit you if they went door to door?  Keep it narrowed to Christian, Muslim, Jewish, and Hindu.  What would they have to say about their God(s) and their religion to convince you that their God and Prophets are real and you need to worship them?  How do they recruit in reality?

I would like to hear from actual members of the different religions.  Irish citizens need not post.
Thought, mmmmm not a bad topic by spittle, but the last line, yet again proves the segregated red neck that you are....good day.
Fen321
Member
+54|6946|Singularity
Honestly I'm surprised you managed to exclude Buddhist from the list of persons to come and "convert"


Islam -- The original post framed the entire situation from the get go.  What would "they" say to convert you to "Islam (peace)" -- you cannot convert people to peace....its something that will naturally happen hence its a hard thing to evangelize.


Hinduism-- well this would be a fun experience in terms of content.....it never gets old really.

Christianity -- judging by the frequency that they have actually managed to make it to my door -- the overall message -- your buddy jesus can help you if you drop everything on him. Hard to disagree with something like this cause i know my ego can't handle all of its burden

Jewish -- to be very honest -- I've yet to see a Jew evangelizing so I'm not sure how this would work out.

Buhddism -- Manjushri Bodhisattva would probably help you realize what it means to be void.
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6738|Éire

major_spittle wrote:

I would like to hear from actual members of the different religions.  Irish citizens need not post.
What's that supposed to mean? You seem to like making provocative comments about the Irish. I'm guessing you're a wasp from clan territory?

On your topic though I have to say that for me to be converted they would have to make Allah himself turn up on my doorstep and explain the pros and cons, I think organised religion is evil and is just an accepted form of neuroses. Having said that everyone has the right to believe in what they want and should not be forced to do otherwise.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6842|The Gem Saloon
i wish they would come to my door.....i wouldnt want to feel left out.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7133|United States of America

Braddock wrote:

major_spittle wrote:

I would like to hear from actual members of the different religions.  Irish citizens need not post.
What's that supposed to mean? You seem to like making provocative comments about the Irish. I'm guessing you're a wasp from clan territory?
He doesn't want to hear from some certain Irish members on this forum. Either that, or he is a nativist from the 1840s upset by the influx of poor Irish and German Catholic immigrants who are against his ideology of temperance with all their drinking and such.

Last edited by DesertFox423 (2007-02-17 13:49:32)

Braddock
Agitator
+916|6738|Éire

DesertFox423 wrote:

Braddock wrote:

        major_spittle wrote:

        I would like to hear from actual members of the different religions.  Irish citizens need not post.

    What's that supposed to mean? You seem to like making provocative comments about the Irish. I'm guessing you're a wasp from clan territory?

He doesn't want to hear from some certain Irish members on this forum. Either that, or he is a nativist from the 1840s upset by the influx of poor Irish and German Catholic immigrants who are against his ideology of temperance with all their drinking and such.
Someone should explain to him that this is a discussion forum and not a unilateral platform for racist opinions. If he doesn't want replies from certain races why doesn't he post on one of his Klan sites?
--->[Your]Phobia<---
Member
+35|7204|UK - England

sergeriver wrote:

Protestant: Convert to our religion or we will separate from our Church right now.
Catholic Christian: Convert to our religion or we will abuse of your kids.
Jewish: Convert to our religion or we will settle in your yard.
Muslim: Convert to our religion or we will call for a jihad.
Hindu: Convert to our religion or we will give you bad karma.
A 7 year old.
I think they recruit with leaflets, videos, stories and so on. Convincing people is tough I guess.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7205|Argentina

--->[Your]Phobia<--- wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

Protestant: Convert to our religion or we will separate from our Church right now.
Catholic Christian: Convert to our religion or we will abuse of your kids.
Jewish: Convert to our religion or we will settle in your yard.
Muslim: Convert to our religion or we will call for a jihad.
Hindu: Convert to our religion or we will give you bad karma.
A 7 year old.
I think they recruit with leaflets, videos, stories and so on. Convincing people is tough I guess.
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SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7016|Mountains of NC

I imagine I would answer the door like this :



https://i18.tinypic.com/xbznfa.gif
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
BVC
Member
+325|7144
I'm an atheist, but assuming I was one of those religions I'd point out those aspects of my relgion which I think would appeal to those I'm trying to convert.

The last time JWs tried to convert me I succeeded in converting them from MS office to OpenOffice
--->[Your]Phobia<---
Member
+35|7204|UK - England
Something I forgot to mention....
Imagine a World where Muslims went door to door converting people --- WTF are you saying? Should that not be where Religion went door to door? OR are you trying to say Muslims/Islam is Evil.....

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