PureFodder wrote:

This reminds me about my mate who has this wonderful story about his cousins getting an American exchange student when he was younger.

Firstly they live in Scotland and it was winter. Hence cold, windy, lots of snow. Now they drive an hour or so to the airport to pick this kid up and on the way back it becomes overly clear that this kid thinks Scotland is a third world country. He's going on and on at how amazing America is and how advanced everything is and how backward places like Scotland are in comparison, despite only having been there for an hour and only seeing the airport. Once they get back this kids asks if he could have a shower. Now they remember they have a disused hand pump out back that was never removed when the house was renevated. They told him that yes, you can have a shower, but being Scotland and therefore being such a backwards country, to get the water pressure to run the shower you have to go outside and pump the hand pump for 30 minutes.

About 20 minutes later they decided he'd probably learnt his lesson or died of hypothermia and let him in the power shower.
LMAO!!!