My hot (female) professor must've been lonely on Valentines Day.

2007-02-15 09:57:58

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6648

We were finishing up a lab assignment and the professor was going around helping various students. Anyway, my friend whispers into my ear "Hey, check out her computer monitor." I look at it and it had a Google image search window open with a bunch of shirtless, muscular guys on it. Looks like she was a little lonely on Valentines Day, which is surprising considering that she is in her mid 30's and smoking hot.

Oh, and I knew you guys would ask for pics so here:

http://tinyurl.com/2m4pg3
http://tinyurl.com/2s3nuz

2007-02-15 09:59:07

#2

bubbass: humble; +61|6571

haha?

2007-02-15 09:59:33

#3

CoronadoSEAL: pics or it didn't happen; +207|6520|USA

pics of her?

2007-02-15 09:59:56

#4

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6414|Michigan, USA

why am I not surprised...
Though these are some pretty random stories it'd be cooler if they were your own experiences...

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Not a Pollux Fan

2007-02-15 10:00:17

#5

TigerXtrm: Death by Indecency; +51|6370|Netherlands

Doh...

2007-02-15 10:00:19

#6

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|6766|mansfield

you talk out your arse pollux

2007-02-15 10:00:24

#7

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6625|Camp XRay

thanks, i now have plenty of new desktop wallpaper

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2007-02-15 10:00:37

#8

keimtime: Member; +18|6395|Nebraska, USA

I was hoping for a pic of the smokin hot prof.....not some half naked dudes.

2007-02-15 10:00:58

#9

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|6592|Your attic

Your stories aren't as funny when you don't copy+paste them.

2007-02-15 10:02:18

#10

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6625|Camp XRay

Towelly wrote:
Your stories aren't as funny when you don't copy+paste them.

towelly will you be my little british valentine?

2007-02-15 10:02:37

#11

CoronadoSEAL: pics or it didn't happen; +207|6520|USA

keimtime wrote:
I was hoping for a pic of the smokin hot prof.....not some half naked dudes.

2007-02-15 10:02:38

#12

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|6588|Sweden

Sorry pollux. I totally have lost confidence and respect in you. I can't take anything you say seriously anymore. Your posts ends up in my bin.........

2007-02-15 10:03:30

#13

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6491|Gogledd Cymru

pretty lame dude plagarise again

2007-02-15 10:04:16

#14

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6697|NJ

I still like them.. It's was pretty obvious but funny still, Pollux keep up with your funny ones.

2007-02-15 10:05:57

#15

silo1180: The Farewell Tour; +79|6424|San Antonio, TX

I wonder how many people clicked on both pix hoping for a change of heart!

But seriously... put pix of the prof or we will have to lynch you!

Last edited by silo1180 (2007-02-15 10:09:07)

2007-02-15 10:09:16

#16

Dr_Paulos236: Member; +41|6397|England

Did he plagarise this then? Even if he didn't it wasn't very funny , and if it's real, then that just defeats the point of Fancy Pollux.

Aww.

2007-02-15 10:11:22

#17

An Enlarged Liver: Member; +35|6745|Backward Ass Kansas

Utterly retarded.

2007-02-15 10:12:36

#18

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6491|Gogledd Cymru

i prefer the second one

Last edited by surgeon_bond (2007-02-15 10:12:54)

2007-02-15 10:13:07

#19

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

That was just about as interesting and entertaining as this white wall.

https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2746/the20white20wallmo0.jpg

Sorry, but you have been funny² in the past.. Now, I'm bored.

Last edited by DonFck (2007-02-15 10:14:10)

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-02-15 10:13:35

#20

ColtsX: #baddie; +157|6548

love it.

2007-02-15 10:14:26

#21

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6558|Kent, UK

I splooged. All over the desk
And all over Pollux's face.
BAM!!

2007-02-15 10:14:26

#22

siciliano732: Member; +202|6651|New York

Pollux = Compulsive Liar

...."thanks champ"

2007-02-15 10:16:32

#23

1927(h): Guest

klassekock wrote:
Sorry pollux. I totally have lost confidence and respect in you. I can't take anything you say seriously anymore. Your posts ends up in my bin.........

What do you mean seriously anymore?

Does that mean at one time you did?

2007-02-15 10:17:02

#24

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6553|Scotland

keimtime wrote:
I was hoping for a pic of the smokin hot prof.....not some half naked dudes.

Clever guy this one

2007-02-15 10:19:08

#25

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6651

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