Poll

What do you do when the map is being loaded?

Take a drink8%8% - 11
Take a piss18%18% - 25
Crack your knuckles9%9% - 13
Stretch your body7%7% - 10
Sing on Teamspeak9%9% - 12
Play around with the mouse21%21% - 29
Others - Please explain24%24% - 33
Total: 133
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|6729|Sweden
Watch around me realising i really need to clean up the mess, peaking out to the kitchen seing a dish that´s gonna take me an hour to do, then the game starts and i think for myself i will do that tomorrow.
jord
Member
+2,382|6697|The North, beyond the wall.
Have a quick tug.

Sometimes i press the volume key to see what it's set to.

Sometimes i do press ups.

Sometimes i read the game tip.

A very few times,i read server rules.

And an even fewer amount of times,i play with my dads stick...
TehMyke
8======D
+343|6728
Play around with the mouse



Popping weight cartridge in and out of G5 FTW
» You guys are all old and wrinkly now, GG... | Steam | teHmyke.com | YouTube
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6672

TehMyke wrote:

Popping weight cartridge in and out of G5 FTW
damn weight cartridge. G5 is heavy enough without it. Logitech should have made it lighter with a few heavier addable weights imo.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
thebestshooter
Banned
+12|6334
i go over a plan that allows me to keep me getting more kills and keep me out of trouble.

i never ever work the same way twice..
Inspect@hDeck
Member
+23|6444|Browntown
Well, everynow and then I jack off, maybe that's just me though.
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6675|The View From The Afternoon
I do my homework No kidding..

Before I got my 2 Gigs of RAM I used to check the mailbox which is 100m away from the house. I'd get back with the mail and the loading still hadn't finished..
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6703|West Yorkshire, U.K

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Crack knuckles (2 cracks for each finger)
Crack back (2 cracks)
Crack neck (3-9 cracks either way)

if shoes are off, Crack toes (1 each)

if map still isn't done, I stand up and crack my knees.
lol arthuritus FTW!!!!
E1_ned
Member
+8|6513|netherlands
scratch scratch yawn.......


and an ocasional.... scratching rearend ... smell finger
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6315|Bloomington Indiana
i smoke a cigarette or get a new beer...depending on the night
DerGraueWolf
aka Nekrodamus
+52|6751|Germany, near Koblenz
Turning (correct expression in English?) the next cigarette quickly (due to the short time).
Recoil555
A God Amongst Men
+26|6471|UK

Machine_Madness wrote:

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

Sambuccashake wrote:

Sadly enough, I sometimes make the walker skip along the loading progress bar...
You are not alone my friend....
i get a drink and take a piss aswell
Man thats Grim ... you drink piss why not water i beg of you ?

Topic : i would roll up in bf2 but in 2142 not enuff time

Last edited by Recoil555 (2007-02-07 12:02:19)

Mitch
16 more years
+877|6544|South Florida
Everytime i load a map i think about how much faster it would load if i bought a dual core AMD FX-62.... But then i think "Oh wait im socket 939" so i think about the hastle it would cause to switch motherboards and by then the map is loaded.
15 more years! 15 more years!
ZeRoLiFe
Member
+7|6452|Maryland
pushups/situps
syntaxmax642
Member
+32|6644|Seattle

jkohlc wrote:

well....what will you do? i will take a drink or a piss
If you just sit there and wiggle the mouse it makes the machine go faster... It requires constant input.
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6498|Sheffield-England
1. take a piss
2. go for a drink
3. get something outta the fridge
4. eat the thing outta the fridge
5. slowly flick through the movie channels on sky to watch upstairs
6. go upstairs and turn on my t.v
7. switch to channel 6
8. watch until drooling
9. stare at the bar move across the screen
10. still stare at the bar
11. still stare at the bar
12. still stare at the bar
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6032. stare at the bar move across the screen
6033. stare at the bar move across the screen
6034. shout " YAY! " as the Join Game button appears
6035. click button

Yeah i know my computers slow
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6584|Area 51
Wait..
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6675|The View From The Afternoon

RDMC(2) wrote:

Wait..
Now that's a new one
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6589|United States
Get another beer.
Main_E_ak
That sky looks like ground...
+6|6568|UK
Mostly I just top up whatever drink I have handy and take a piss if I need it. Maybe get some snacks. If it's a map I've already played that session it doesn't take long enough to allow me to do any of this, so I just do it anyway and spawn when good an ready.

stkhoplite wrote:

6034. shout " YAY! " as the Join Game button appears
6035. click button
6036. scream as the desktop appears
=MCHD= arush5268d
Member
+46|6520|Houston, TX

norge wrote:

jerk it
Your computer takes that long to load???
[AcB]KillahStyle
Member
+2|6307|Basel, Switzerland
Sometimes I read teh gametip, sometimes i play around with my mouse.
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6755|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
jerk off.. nah i sometimes play with my dog
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|6549|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
listen to the awesome loading music..
Stealth_Bain
Member
+19|6516|England, United Kingdom
I cross my fingers and hope this pile of crap doesn't crash to desktop!!

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