Mr.Pieeater
Member
+116|7052|Cherry Pie
Haha, what bullshit.  I don't believe it for a second.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7028|132 and Bush

Just 3 small drops under your tongue twice a day for fast effective results.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,072|7199|PNW

If they wanted to impress me, they'd announce huge arrays of space lasers.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7059|Finland

I hope it's true, but lately some Middle-Eastern information sources have proven to be not that accurate.. So, before it's confirmed by a European or U.S. source, Iran could just as well announce having created perpetual motion, a time machine and a smokeless ashtray.
I need around tree fiddy.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6936|Bournemouth, South England
Wow, when did Fancy_Pollux start writing news reports for Iran?
ryanv12
Member
+10|6769|San Francisco, CA, USA

=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:

To date, there is no cure for any (yes, ANY) virus.  There are treatments, but no way to actually CURE someone from a viral infection.  By the sheer nature alone of the HIV virus, it would not be the first virus to be 'cured.'  The common cold, influenza and the such would come first.

Oh...and by the way...there is no such thing as the 'AIDS virus.'  AIDS is a condition.  HIV is the virus that causes said condition.  Iran = full of shit.  News media wrong, as normal.
Well, it's obvious the news media is just presenting this as "they say" and not "this is going to happen"...so I wouldn't say they're wrong. But Iran is full of shit. I don't underestimate anyone, but I am very skeptical.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7056|IRELAND

Looks like its open season for crazy presidents who can cure aids.

"I can treat asthma and HIV/Aids... Within three days the person should be tested again and I can tell you that he/she will be negative," Gambian President Yahya Jammeh said in a statement.
"I am not a witch doctor and in fact you cannot have a witch doctor. You are either a witch or a doctor."
Gambian Health Minister Tamsir Mbow says the herbal medicines are taken orally and applied to the body.
"We cannot actually tell you the type of herbs we are using presently, it will be known to the whole world later on," Dr Mbow told the BBC.
One of the patients currently undergoing the treatment is Gambian university lecturer Ousman Sowe.
"I've noticed I've increased weight substantially over the last 10 days. I am no longer suffering from constipation, but we have yet to receive result of the tests," he told the BBC.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6323449.stm
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6873|The Land of Scott Walker
Read this on Fox News:

"Iran was set to make fantastic claims on the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution, including finding an herbal cure for AIDS, an Israeli news agency reported Sunday.  President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was set to speak of his nation's "great achievements" on Feb. 11, Ynetnews.com reported Sunday, citing the Iranian news agency Fars as its source.

"The Iranian nation will celebrate stabilization and establishment of its nuclear rights during the Ten-Day Dawn [the anniversary of the revolution]," Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying.  Along with the claim of nuclear "rights," Ahmadinejad was set to tout a purported "herbal" cure for AIDS, the news agency Fars reported.  "The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proven side effects," Iran's Minister of Health Kamran Bagheri Lankarani said.

The report could not be verified."
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IMOD . . . wonder what that stands for? Iranian Medicine of Death perhaps?
usmarine2007
Banned
+374|6795|Columbus, Ohio
Maybe they are going to kill people who have aids?
misconfiguration
GURU
+86|6824|Indianapolis, IN
I hope this is true!
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7028|132 and Bush

misconfiguration wrote:

I hope this is true!
If it is I'll start ordering those herbal enlargement pills that keep getting into my spam email box.
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Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|7009|SE London

There's already a cure for AIDS. It's very popular in Africa. I'm not sure of the details, but I do know it involves having sex with babies.
usmarine2007
Banned
+374|6795|Columbus, Ohio

Bertster7 wrote:

There's already a cure for AIDS. It's very popular in Africa. I'm not sure of the details, but I do know it involves having sex with babies.
eh?
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7194|UK
There has been a cure for years. It has to be taken in 24 hours though and is very expensive, thus its only used in hospitals incase a doctor/nurse gets cut by a bloody weapon, or whatever.
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|7009|SE London

usmarine2007 wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:

There's already a cure for AIDS. It's very popular in Africa. I'm not sure of the details, but I do know it involves having sex with babies.
eh?
It's true.

The BBC say so.

BBC wrote:

[H]aving sex with a virgin cures Aids.
That article can be found here.

Another one can be found here.

Last edited by Bertster7 (2007-02-05 07:35:33)

Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6873|The Land of Scott Walker

Kmarion wrote:

misconfiguration wrote:

I hope this is true!
If it is I'll start ordering those herbal enlargement pills that keep getting into my spam email box.
roflmao  "Take Enlarg-a-ment and you'll get more dates!  Side effects may include rapid back hair growth, muscle stiffness, and sudden loss of consciousness."
TigerXtrm
Death by Indecency
+51|6796|Netherlands

If it is true then its a revolution in the world and also an hilarious turn of events. Thing I'm having doubts about is the herbal aspect of it. I mean I am in no way a doctor or a scientist and I'm not gonna contest anything I don't know jackshit about but one would think a decease that kills the immune system would need a bit more then some plants to be defeated :S.
Ah well, war for the AIDS cure coming up!

Tiger
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6965|Long Island, New York
I highly doubt this is true.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6936|Bournemouth, South England
Everyone invade Iran, bomb the scientific buildings and hospitals, and shout PWND! when they all die of AIDS.
IsaacLeavitt
Member
+24|6779
Iran's cure for AIDs : Shoot every one with AIDs. AIDs dissapears. simple&easy to do. and it would easily go along with the rest of their Muslim shit...
killer21
Because f*ck you that's why.
+400|7018|Reisterstown, MD

There will never be a cure for AIDS or cancer because the gov't makes way too much money on the medicines and stuff. 
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6936|Bournemouth, South England
I dont'r really want HIV/AIDS, but its fun practicing how to catch it.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7028|132 and Bush

Ahmadinejad was later quoted as saying, שׂאַגּאּשּׂשּׁ  אָשּׂדּﭏﭘﺸﺐﺃ  שׂאַגּאּשּׂשּׁ  אָשּׂדּﭏﭘ שׂאַגּאּשּׂשּׁ  אָשּׂדּﭏﺸﺐ
Which translates roughly to "This will not work on Jews".
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Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6873|The Land of Scott Walker
^^ roflmao +1
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6936|Bournemouth, South England

Stingray24 wrote:

^^ roflmao +1
I concur.  I am also led to believe that the ingredient found in this "Wonder-cure" is actually human pubic hair, from non-AIDS riddled Kazakhstan.  The Emperor of Kazakhstan, (Borat, duh!) says:

Borat, Emperor of Kazakhstan, wrote:

Yakshemash! It is made from our number one export, human pubics.
I believe him.

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