I'm sorry, people are stupid and paranoid. If I saw an oversize version of a lite-brite with some strange picture on it I wouldn't automatically assume it is some sort of bomb. Stop being so blindly afraid!
And whoever wrote that article clearly had never even seen an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force before all of this hubbub...
The Article wrote:
In the "Aqua Teens" episode where Err and Ignignokt try and shoot their Quad-Glacier gun at Carl, they fire the weapon, then discover why it's called the Quad-Glacier: The ammo moves at glacial speed, crawling towards its intended victim, who has plenty of time to move out of the way.
...surely you meant 'quad-laser' because they never call it a 'quad-glacier.' Way to listen Gael Fashingbauer Cooper!