Your dad must have been a mechanic
why
Because everytime I look at you my nuts tighten
why
Because everytime I look at you my nuts tighten
the word is legs....
so lets go home and spread the word
my mates favourite always gets a laugh and seems to work...
(approach girl with hand in pocket, turn out empty pocket to girl and say) smell my pocket.
so lets go home and spread the word
my mates favourite always gets a laugh and seems to work...
(approach girl with hand in pocket, turn out empty pocket to girl and say) smell my pocket.
Last edited by senor_fulff (2006-06-06 08:39:19)
What has 52 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?
My zipper.
KJ
My zipper.
KJ
Do you belive in love at first sight?
Or do you want me to walk by again
Or do you want me to walk by again
The Beavis & Butthead aproach....
Hey.....Uhhhuhuhuhuhuhu......u wanna do it?
Do what?
Uhh......U know..Uhuhuhuhuhuh.......IT!
Hey.....Uhhhuhuhuhuhuhu......u wanna do it?
Do what?
Uhh......U know..Uhuhuhuhuhuh.......IT!
Those shoes are VERY becoming on you.
Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Mind if a creepy 40 year old hits on you?
[yes]
Good, cause I ain't 40. [then sit anyway]
[yes]
Good, cause I ain't 40. [then sit anyway]
i ask if they want to see my elephant impression,
at which point i proceed to turn my pockets out, undo the fly on my trousers and pull out my trunk,
works like a charm
at which point i proceed to turn my pockets out, undo the fly on my trousers and pull out my trunk,
works like a charm
Last edited by mad scotsman (2006-06-06 11:53:16)
Are you from NASA? Because you're making my rocket ship blast off!
Lol
Lol
Number one pickup line in the world: "Hey, does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
Damn you, I was gonna post that, you got that off that "Berserkuh" thing. THEIF THEIF!!!tupla_s wrote:
Number one pickup line in the world: "Hey, does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
Actually I beat you both at the beginning of this thread, but who cares as long as she sniffs the cloth riight?
KJ
KJ
rofl, true.Kung Jew wrote:
Actually I beat you both at the beginning of this thread, but who cares as long as she sniffs the cloth riight?
KJ
Or nice and simple.
"Here's a bottle of tequila, call me when you're ready."
"Here's a bottle of tequila, call me when you're ready."
EASY! you just say i fink ur pretty pretty darn good lookin n i was wondering if i cud by u a drink n get to know u ! be honest n nice n you get far...! no stupuid shit lines just be honest!
thats cutebs6749 wrote:
Ask girl: "Can I have a quarter?"
Girl replies: "Why?"
Tell girl: "My mom told me to call her when I fell in love."
"I might not be the best looking guy, but I'm the only guy in here talking to you."
Or
"You are ugly but you intrigue me."
Or
"You are ugly but you intrigue me."
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
And one I have actually used (with limited success) in pursuit of a MILF - "Fancy a bit of young?"
In general chat up lines aren't really practical, I tend to just throw down a few kickass moves on the dancefloor and get a bit of the old eye contact goin.
Biggest mistake of my life: An absolute stunner walked up to me at a gig and said "Nice moves wanna dance-off?" So we're laughin n dancin, what do I do? Pull out some of me best moves, totally pwned her so she just fucked off. What a dickhead!!!! Ahh the joys of alcohol.
And one I have actually used (with limited success) in pursuit of a MILF - "Fancy a bit of young?"
In general chat up lines aren't really practical, I tend to just throw down a few kickass moves on the dancefloor and get a bit of the old eye contact goin.
Biggest mistake of my life: An absolute stunner walked up to me at a gig and said "Nice moves wanna dance-off?" So we're laughin n dancin, what do I do? Pull out some of me best moves, totally pwned her so she just fucked off. What a dickhead!!!! Ahh the joys of alcohol.
Hi, I'm Matt...
If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me [Fresh prince of Bel air].
If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.
If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.
"Let's Play army men, I will lie on the ground and you can blow me up"
Isn't it meant to, "I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me".5N1P3R wrote:
"Let's Play army men, I will lie on the ground and you can blow me up"
Was your daddy a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.
LOLZERFEST
LOLZERFEST
You taste funny.
In health class a few years ago, one of our assignments was to come up with 10 piclup lines and read your best one to the class. The teacher and one of the school cops was there and they would choose the bes tone as a winner. Well here is the one that the teacher and cop voted best line:
I have three nights to live... will you have sex with me?
I have three nights to live... will you have sex with me?
