Yup! It's PICK UP LINE POSTIN' TIME!!!

2005-12-02 06:45:20

#51

CreepingDeath: Member; +1|6757

I really have to say again , I hope you guys aren't really seriously using any of these lines on woman . . .
okay the stars aren't as beautiful as your eyes was a good one . But from the sounds of it, if your on a beach already with her, your about to get some anyways.
So Ill give you all one .
"Hey girl, those jeans look pretty nice on yaa but they would look a whole lot better laying next to my bed."

2005-12-02 06:48:22

#52

kilroy0097: Kilroy Is Here!; +81|6856|Bryan/College Station, TX

Cheesey bad pick up lines and let me emphasize CHEESEY BAD AND HORRIBLE EVEN

"Do you have some "Insert appropriate nationality here" in you? Would you like to?

"That outfit looks great on you and it would look even greater on the floor next to my bed."

For the singers...
"You have an amazing voice but tell me; How is your moan?"

For astronomers...

"You have a heavenly body. Your hair is like the nebula, your eyes the stars and if you take a ride on my rocket ship we could find where the Big Bang started."

For drunk rednecks... (And was actually used on someone I know.)
"You got nice wide hips. Your good breeding stock."

(I shit you not, it was used and no it didn't work.)

Last edited by kilroy0097 (2005-12-02 06:49:38)

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

2005-12-02 07:04:15

#53

CreepingDeath: Member; +1|6757

Yeah kilroy that is what i was saying .. stupid stupid stupid and if a female falls for them she is mindless and wouldnt be worth it in the first place.

2005-12-02 07:05:30

#54

aib73412: Member; +0|6742|im from idaho but liven in MD

THis one is good

Your with your friends where ever, bar , sporting event the library you see a girl or guy you want , you start to talk to him/her and you say this:

"Hey would you like to come over to my place for pizza and a fuck"

and if they say no then you say

" what you dont like pizza?"

works every time

you dont have to use pizza you can use what ever food you like and you think they like dont be conceded and think you know what they like

Last edited by aib73412 (2005-12-02 07:06:40)

2005-12-02 08:32:51

#55

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|6757|Houston, TX

kilroy0097 wrote:
Cheesey bad pick up lines and let me emphasize CHEESEY BAD AND HORRIBLE EVEN

"Do you have some "Insert appropriate nationality here" in you? Would you like to?

For drunk rednecks... (And was actually used on someone I know.)
"You got nice wide hips. Your good breeding stock."

(I shit you not, it was used and no it didn't work.)

Wondering when I'd see ya post here. Having both been in B/CS I've seen that redneck line work at "The Chicken" before. (Wince)

As for the cheesy badness and horrible even, where else can you find wholesome, grimace-inducing material like this? It's like a bad night of ring-dunking at the Duddley's.

(these inside jokes are brought to all of yall by the edjamakayshun at Texas A&M)

2005-12-03 19:01:36

#56

Z-trooper: BF2s' little helper; +209|6771|Denmark

For guitarists (Like me): "Hmm.. I see that you are wearing a G-string.. - want me to play you a love song?"

For bassists: "Want me to slap you G-string until we find a groovy rythm?"

.... I know they are cheesy.

2005-12-03 19:13:44

#57

divided: Clear!; +3|6785

I want to go prone on top of you.

2005-12-04 03:11:53

#58

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|6850

Horseman 77 wrote:
( try getting rid of a bloody queen size mattress on a sunday )

A friend helps you move.

A really good friend helps you move bodies and evidence.

2005-12-04 10:55:25

#59

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6754|FUCK UBISOFT

talk like a pirate day pickup lines

The Pirate Guys wrote:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

Last edited by Miguel diaz (2005-12-04 10:57:54)

2006-03-14 15:00:42

#60

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6721|Charlie One Alpha

Best one yet, surprised I didn't see it on here yet:

"Hey, could you tell me if my tongue tastes funny?"

One that actually worked for me (after already having kissed this girl):
Me:"So you don't have a boyfriend right now, do you?"
She, slightly confused: "Of course not, why?"
Me: "Would you like one?"
She: *GRIN* "Yes"
Me, to myself: "scoooooooreee"

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-03-14 15:13:45

#61

Brikiin118: Member; +1|6633

I have one for ugh..."tomboys":

-ugh...hi! (it usually starts out as freinds for "us")

2006-03-14 15:28:45

#62

Jewey_Mcjewson: Member; +0|6644|Dallas, Texas

Bah, the best ones!!... Well if you can back it up anyway...*sigh*

Look her straight in the eyes and without a smile and a serious sounding voice say, "I've got more money then you can spend."

And Numero Dos! - I'm really not this tall I'm just sitting on my wallet. Lol, man, that'd work on me. I mean if I was a girl... Like if I was a girl and a guy said it to me it'd work......... Got to go.

2006-03-14 15:57:15

#63

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|6706|San Francisco

"Hi there! The word of the day is 'Legs.' Let's go home and spread the word!"

For the physics majors in the audience:
"Hey baby, what's YOUR coefficient?"

2006-03-14 16:06:23

#64

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6671| United States of America

WhiteStain wrote:
"Wanna see my n00b tube?"

Sorry if this is getting to lame. Just trying to keep some BF humor in here.

lolololololololololololz

2006-03-14 16:09:29

#65

Mr.Pieeater: Member; +116|6636|Cherry Pie

This is how to land a classy Japanese babe. I studied in Tokyo for 10 months and learned the good ones!

Japanese pick-up lines:

Watashi no chichi ha yagi no youda? = Did you know my dad is a goat?

Hadaka de purikura wo toritai! = I want to take naked purikura! (Purikura are little pictures taken in booths.)

Amerika saizu no chinchin wo mitai? = Do you want to see an American sized P*nis?

Amerika de benzu ga aru. = I have a Mercedes in America. (LOL, they love that!)

Teishukanpaku ni naritai! = I want to be an abusive husband!

ka-sekusu ga suki? = Do you like car sex?

Ferra shiro! = Suck my D*ick!

Oppai wo misete! = Show me your b**bies!

Chikubi wo namete mo ii? = Can I lick you nipples?

shizuka romantiku ni nate... = Quiet, lets be romantic... (haha, corny)

kintama ga okiikara mitai? = Do you want to see my b*lls, because they are big!

Thats enough of that! Haha, if you want more I can come up with TONs! Just ask!

See ya!

2006-03-14 21:16:57

#66

pasngr: Member; +50|6658

Do you like calculus? Wanna integrate my natural log?

2006-03-14 22:26:48

#67

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6706|online

B$tch lets F%ck... What?... did i say somthing wrong?

2006-03-14 22:42:24

#68

MooseRyder: Member; +37|6667|Montréal, Canada

The Bartenders Son wrote:
B$tch lets F%ck... What?... did i say somthing wrong?

you seriously need to stop drinkin bro lol

2006-03-15 01:51:50

#69

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6756|Malaga, España

''You like Men''
'What You can Read into my mind?!?!?!?'
''No''
'Fuck'

2006-03-15 02:34:31

#70

o0flowerfairy0o: Member; +132|6636|England, UK

I'm no Wilma flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! LOL

The Lil Fairy...

2006-03-15 03:11:28

#71

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6728

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:
''You like Men''
'What You can Read into my mind?!?!?!?'
''No''
'Fuck'

rofl... that was good on mgs awsome

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2006-03-15 04:06:51

#72

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6644|Finland

Never tried, probably never will,

"Come sit on my lap. We can discuss the first thing that pops up."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-03-15 04:15:34

#73

BF2Craglyeye: Member; +72|6685|Australia

Rub your hand across your forehead(like wiping sweat) and say. "Phew...Is it hot in here or is it just you"

"I had a $20 bet with my friend that you had the most beautiful eyes in the room, now that i see them, what should we do with his money"(holding the $20 up) *that ones pretty weak*

Last edited by BF2Craglyeye (2006-03-15 04:26:46)

2006-03-15 04:29:21

#74

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6775

I'll stick with

https://www.totalirrelevance.zeeblo.com/images/haytharsexy.jpg

2006-03-15 05:22:54

#75

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6706|online

You drinking to night?

yes

Come see me after you get drunk. lol

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Horseman 77 wrote:

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