BF2S Forums Yup! It's PICK UP LINE POSTIN' TIME!!!

How about the old drop-a-sugar-packet and then ask the hot waitress if she dropped her name tag.  Better yet, make it a packet of sweet-n-low.

this is from a singer named kevin bloody wilson here in Aus.

Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'


Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fuck off then'


Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'

"here's my phone. call your dad and tell him you'll be late tonight..."

"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd really like to tap that ass!"

"If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, how about I spend some time up between the holidays?"

"Baby, if you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McBeautiful."

Im not giving any guarantees on these.

Walk to a gorgeous girl, drop an ice cube before her, and crunch it under your foot.
"We've just broken the ice... Want to stay over for breakfast?"

"Do you want to live on the edge and exchange saliva?"

"Hi, do you want to participate in a comparative study?"

Wow where are my shades? Your beauty is blinding me...

Last edited by =Robin-Hood= (2005-12-01 09:32:53)

Ask girl: "Can I have a quarter?"
Girl replies: "Why?"
Tell girl: "My mom told me to call her when I fell in love."

General_Nuts wrote:

"Baby, if you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McBeautiful."

rofl...

Well I have to say most of these pick up lines would make most look like a assholes .. but yeah its fun to look like a ass sometimes I guess.

but the one that worked very well for me was this one:

(" Had your hubby or BF told yaa today ") how nice you looked, how pretty your eyes are, how sweet of a person you are, just depending on what popped into my mind at the time. But asking the first question before anything.

  Now there is a couple of reason for this and can be played a couple of ways.
The part about hubby or BF? She will say " no he hasn't or well I dont have one ". or maybe even rarely yes he had very rarely but sometimes. This will tell you if she is single or not. If you know how to read people you will be able to tell if she is happy or not with him.

  Now if she seems very snobby stuckup you say " well I wont  tell you because its not my job". Then walk away.
Or if she seems nice and wanting something diffrent you say, Well ill tell yaa and again repeat what you had asked but saying I really love your eyes, your outfit, whatever you had started with.


Then after a few times she will warm up to you becoming friends with benifits.
This works almost anywhere with females. And it doesnt sound stupid, mindless, FAKE.

Please let me know if it worked for you as well as it did back in my single days.

*TS*tphai wrote:

Sgt.Gh0st wrote:

*laying in the grass on a starry night with my g/f*
See all those stars huney?
Yeh..They are beautiful!
Not as beautiful as your eyes..

That actually worked

really?

Cheesy, yes. But it did work! I got an "Aaaaw *slobberslobber*"

Z-trooper wrote:

Gh0st you romancer (and yes "pretending" to listen and saying nice things WILL get you a long way on the road to a girls heart ) Im so poetic

I agree, just "listen" and smile and nod . When she's done yapping just say "Wauw, I feel the same way" or something like "I never thought about it that way before". And youll be getting some in no time.
Well... I think.

"Do you want to go home with me?"

If she anwsers anything but yes, "Well, I'll be thinking of you later, you might as well be there to enjoy it."

" Lets go to your place and take a shower "

"I am lost, can you take me to your home?"

"Beautiful eyes, perfect body, pretty haircut,,,,, but enough about me, let's talk about you now."