This is nothing but a very angry man writing hatred about the shit of the earth. Please do not read, I just really really need to get this out.
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FUCK YOU TELECOM!
You motherfucking monopolistic bullshit artists! Oh fuck how I HATE YOU! You fucking cock-gobblers owning all the lines in New Zealand and giving the SHIT to me! Charging fucking fortunes for broadband and giving the now certified worst service in the world! How is it that I go on the Internet in NON-PEAK times with my $60 a month fucking broadband connection and I have to wait up to FIVE FUCKING MINUTES for you to load a single page!! And that's not all you fucksticks! Gaming! You advertise your company's support for games yet how is it that I get up to 1000 FUCKING PING ON YOUR SHITTY SERVERS! Not only that but I get an average of 400 ping on all other local servers! You call that the best you can offer? You can shove your Xtra and your frankly offensive steriotypical "Xtra-Ordinaries" up your collective pus-oozing arse!
Your outdated shit technology is not only pissing me off, but it's holding up the whole fucking country economically! When you fuck up which is 97% of the fucking time, THE WHOLE COUNTRY LOOSES MILLIONS and I loose two years on my life expectancy! Because of your Jurassic Era technology New Zealand has the certified worst telecommunications out of ALL the OECD countries! And not worst by a small margin, but CLEAR LOOSER with you, dear Telecom, holding the torch as the worst provider in the whole fucking world! Congratulations dickweeds! Not only are you the worst but you frequently express your refusal to do anything about it! Why? Because you don't have to! Did't you know that New Zealand is one of the most isolated economies in the world, and for us to function properly we NEED excellent telecomunications? Obviously not because you've got your heads too far up your arses while you're busy conting the cents rattling around in your skull cavities!
Thanks to your shitty service I have lost money, I have lost time and I have lost a years worth of work. Your constant 'time-outs' and crashes have failed University papers for me after you crashed as I was submitting an assignment. I didn't appreciate that, especially since I ended up failing that paper by a few points - points I would have gotten had your service not fucked up. That's $600 you owe me, and I aim to collect at some stage in the near future.
NOW about your fucking marketing scams "Xtra will be unleashed" YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! I wasn't the only one who noticed this, but in the month leading up to your supposed "Supercharging of Broadband", you strangled the fucking lines to slow eveyone down. Once you finally got your arse off the wires you offered a service slower than it was before!
You monopolisticly hold all the fucking cards in the country so all other companies have to rent off you. This means that they can't offer anything better than you can. Your tech support is a joke, it's like disappearing into a fucking black hole. You live of goverment subsides and other people's souls you evil pricks!
I hope an honest fucking Australian company comes over here and kicks you in the nuts you self-interested, evil, sceming, money hungry excuse for a fucking morse-code providing telecommunications company. Drop fucking dead!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
TelstraClear for the fucking win.
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Written by Ty after getting 500-1000 ping on an Australian server, thus getting kicked, thus loosing three months worth of "absence points" from BF2142 after deciding to play a round of BF2142 after not playing since November. Also after sduffering through years of Telecom's bullshit without any other alternative being avaliable.
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I apologise again. I will close/delete this after I recover my sanity back.
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FUCK YOU TELECOM!
You motherfucking monopolistic bullshit artists! Oh fuck how I HATE YOU! You fucking cock-gobblers owning all the lines in New Zealand and giving the SHIT to me! Charging fucking fortunes for broadband and giving the now certified worst service in the world! How is it that I go on the Internet in NON-PEAK times with my $60 a month fucking broadband connection and I have to wait up to FIVE FUCKING MINUTES for you to load a single page!! And that's not all you fucksticks! Gaming! You advertise your company's support for games yet how is it that I get up to 1000 FUCKING PING ON YOUR SHITTY SERVERS! Not only that but I get an average of 400 ping on all other local servers! You call that the best you can offer? You can shove your Xtra and your frankly offensive steriotypical "Xtra-Ordinaries" up your collective pus-oozing arse!
Your outdated shit technology is not only pissing me off, but it's holding up the whole fucking country economically! When you fuck up which is 97% of the fucking time, THE WHOLE COUNTRY LOOSES MILLIONS and I loose two years on my life expectancy! Because of your Jurassic Era technology New Zealand has the certified worst telecommunications out of ALL the OECD countries! And not worst by a small margin, but CLEAR LOOSER with you, dear Telecom, holding the torch as the worst provider in the whole fucking world! Congratulations dickweeds! Not only are you the worst but you frequently express your refusal to do anything about it! Why? Because you don't have to! Did't you know that New Zealand is one of the most isolated economies in the world, and for us to function properly we NEED excellent telecomunications? Obviously not because you've got your heads too far up your arses while you're busy conting the cents rattling around in your skull cavities!
Thanks to your shitty service I have lost money, I have lost time and I have lost a years worth of work. Your constant 'time-outs' and crashes have failed University papers for me after you crashed as I was submitting an assignment. I didn't appreciate that, especially since I ended up failing that paper by a few points - points I would have gotten had your service not fucked up. That's $600 you owe me, and I aim to collect at some stage in the near future.
NOW about your fucking marketing scams "Xtra will be unleashed" YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! I wasn't the only one who noticed this, but in the month leading up to your supposed "Supercharging of Broadband", you strangled the fucking lines to slow eveyone down. Once you finally got your arse off the wires you offered a service slower than it was before!
You monopolisticly hold all the fucking cards in the country so all other companies have to rent off you. This means that they can't offer anything better than you can. Your tech support is a joke, it's like disappearing into a fucking black hole. You live of goverment subsides and other people's souls you evil pricks!
I hope an honest fucking Australian company comes over here and kicks you in the nuts you self-interested, evil, sceming, money hungry excuse for a fucking morse-code providing telecommunications company. Drop fucking dead!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
TelstraClear for the fucking win.
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Written by Ty after getting 500-1000 ping on an Australian server, thus getting kicked, thus loosing three months worth of "absence points" from BF2142 after deciding to play a round of BF2142 after not playing since November. Also after sduffering through years of Telecom's bullshit without any other alternative being avaliable.
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I apologise again. I will close/delete this after I recover my sanity back.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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