BF2S Forums Italys' Finest (My rant on guidos)

Last edited by Dr_Paulos236 (2007-01-16 14:53:18)

Last edited by deadawakeing (2007-01-16 18:11:15)

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

deadawakeing wrote:

im half-Italian

and proud of it

there someting wrong with that?

Nazi pig

i belive the italians were on the nazi's side, am i wrong?

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Smithereener wrote:

Style of your rant is reminiscent of Maddox.

Good observation.  I love to write and when I found Maddox's website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net I took on his style of writing.  Satire and Sarcasm.  I'm taking writing courses this semester at school.  My sig is reminiscent of Maddox too.

oChaos.Haze wrote:

Yet you're Irish.  After Italians and Puerto Ricans, you guys come right in 3rd with gripping your own shit.  Almost everything you ranted about stands true for MANY people of Irish Descent.  Obviously not you, but A LOT.  In fact, when I lived in Chicago, I saw twice as many Irish flags being overused than Italian.  Obviously this changes from one geographic location to the next.  But I agree with your rant on Italians.  To some extent...I just try to shy away from blanket generalizations, cause it's a big ass world, and for every Italian person you've seen that upsets you, there were 4 or 5 that just slipped by unnoticed. 

PS   I'm not hating on Irish, I am part Irish.  I'm just pointing the irony out.  No hate, much love...I really enjoy the way you write man.  I like rants that seem like they are just rolling out of pure malice and intent to destroy what the rantee stands for.  Also, I guess your rant is focused at guidos, and not just italians.  My bad there.

Cougar wrote:

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

This rant is fully written by me and is posted on a blog on my Myspace page.  I also have this posted on another forum Zubazpants.com (friends website).  Yes, it's a lot to read, but it's pretty funny.

You almost have a following it seems.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

I'm sure there's a few contradictions in there, but who cares?

Who cares?  Anyone who isn't a hypocrite.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Feedback is always nice.

This one probably won't be, but afterall, show me a critic that is nice and I'll show you a 17 inch dick.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

deadawakeing wrote:

im half-Italian

and proud of it

there someting wrong with that?

Nazi pig

I do find something wrong with that... If you show the traits *thoroughly explained above* that I mentioned, then yes.

First off, deadawaking, ...just no.  No.  You had me up until "Nazi Pig".  Not cool.  If you can't take a little ribbing, don't try and return the favor because you will get burned.

Second, XpLiCiTxX, you also show some of the traits "thoroughly explained above", but we will get to that in a minute.  We'll be getting to the whole "hypocrite" thing momentarily.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Smithereener wrote:

Style of your rant is reminiscent of Maddox.

Good observation.  I love to write and when I found Maddox's website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net I took on his style of writing.  Satire and Sarcasm.  I'm taking writing courses this semester at school.  My sig is reminiscent of Maddox too.

Yes, your writing style is reminiscent of Maddox, as is your sig.  Ohh wait, I'm sorry, you just copied and pasted those sigs from his site, which isn't a big deal other than the fact that it could be considered borderline plagiarism since the link at the bottom of the pictures is too small to be made out easily.  Actually, I can't read them at all.  To someone who has never been to Maddox's site they could be mistaken for your own, coupled with your "writing style" that was also "inspired" by Maddox, I really don't think he would approve.  That is grounds for plagiarism.  Ohh that reminds me, doesn't Maddox really hate that, or is that someone else?

Another thing, you had this big long section in your article about how the "guido" types "LiKe ThIs AnD sTuFf", yet your screen name, your "pen name" if you will, is spelled XpLiCiTxX!!!  Also, another fine point you managed to boggle is the fact that GREECE is not in ITALY, but rather it's own seperate entity.

Do you even know who John Gotti is?  By telling this guy he is a tool because he mimics John Gotti by wearing  tight clothes, going to dance clubs and using glowsticks all while having fabulous blownback hair, does not describe John Gotti very well.  Also I don't think John Gotti ever listened to techno music.  John Gotti, is not a pretty boy guido who convinces men to lose their testicles in the name of fashion.  John Gotti is an old fucking mob boss who is in prison for for 13 counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, loansharking, racketeering, obstruction of justice, illegal gambling, and tax evasion, DUMBASS!!

Look at his fucking picture....
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8262 … ttizz5.jpg

and tell me how John Gotti looks like these idiots...
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7686 … 6smaz3.jpg

No? 

Also, as much as I hate to say it, those tools probably get more pussy than me, you, Harry, Frank and Fred combined.  Mainly because they wouldn't go through all the trouble of dressing themselves up like that if they didn't.  It's a personal choice for them to do what they do, just like it is a personal choice of you to judge them because you don't agree with it and just like it is a personal choice of mine to criticize you on how you judge other people.  It's a vicious circle. 

And you're right, "it smells like shit".  There is much more I could babble on about, but it's pretty much pointless and it's starting to lose my attention.  A few parting words of advice:

1. Don't be a hypocrite.
2. Get the facts straight, especially before you call someone out on it.
3. Get your own writing style and stop trying to be like a fat guy with a small penis that lives in Utah.
4. Learn the fucking difference between a Greek and an Italian and learn the difference between a club hopping guido and a notorious fucking mob boss. 

Final Grade=D-

Cougar wrote:

Also, as much as I hate to say it, those tools probably get more pussy than me, you, Harry, Frank and Fred combined.  Mainly because they wouldn't go through all the trouble of dressing themselves up like that if they didn't.  It's a personal choice for them to do what they do, just like it is a personal choice of you to judge them because you don't agree with it and just like it is a personal choice of mine to criticize you on how you judge other people.  It's a vicious circle.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Wow, coming from something who holds grasps firmly the award for biggest hypocrite on this entire site, you sure do have a lot to say.  About nothing.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

John Gotti Agnello is the person I was talking about, not the old mob leader. Search for him via Google Images.  Tell me he doesn't "fit the traits" I "Thoroughly explained above".  Minor fuck up?  Just a tad because I have never heard the name "Agnello" said at the end of his name before. Okay, now that a huge paragraph of your rebuttal is now squashed, on to the next bit.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Regarding plagarism -- If it's the website not being advertised, then would it make the tears go away if I put a link to his website in honor of his genious work on the pictures?  Done.  Are you saying that I am plagiarizing Maddoxs' writing style?  What?  I never heard of any law that says no one can be inspired by another's work and choose to write similarly.  You say that Maddox wouldn't 'approve' of my writing?  I think he would be flattered that people enjoy his work and want to maybe one day follow in his footsteps and be a writer.  What he writes about is awesome.  What I write about is awesome.  Maddox isn't going to scold me for writing like him.  Do you think he a angry at this guy:

Maddox wrote:

The following are some of the images associated with my site. All these images were created by me (with the obvious exception of the photographs, which I've edited). Most of these images were created and edited using Windows Paint, and occasionally Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro. Please ask my permission if you wish to use any of the images [email protected].

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Who doesn't want to be awesome?  Cougar sure doesn't.  Tisk tisk.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

You say that I thought or believed that Greece is in Italy.  What?  Listen moron, you must have passed over the part where I poke fun at Albanians.  Albania borders Greece and is east of Italy if I'm correct.  I don't remember saying that Albania is in Italy, now did I?

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Okay, regarding "LiKe ThIs AnD sTuFf"

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

I have a pen-name that is typed like that and so is my AIM screenname.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

I don't type paragraphs like that or even sentences.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

If you read the above, the whole text where he TyPeS LiEk Dis is one flowing paragraph, not just one word.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

If you're going to scold me for using my online name like that and I type responses and 100% of all my other writing like this, then eat me.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Also, as much as I hate to say it, those tools probably get more pussy than me, you, Harry, Frank and Fred combined.  Mainly because they wouldn't go through all the trouble of dressing themselves up like that if they didn't.  It's a personal choice for them to do what they do, just like it is a personal choice of you to judge them because you don't agree with it and just like it is a personal choice of mine to criticize you on how you judge other people.  It's a vicious circle.

I agree, they do score more than I do.  Okay, their hobby is tanning, dressing lavishly and having sex with strangers.  My hobby is making fun of their hobby.

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

Cougar wrote:

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Wow, coming from something who holds grasps firmly the award for biggest hypocrite on this entire site, you sure do have a lot to say.  About nothing.

Show me.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

John Gotti Agnello is the person I was talking about, not the old mob leader. Search for him via Google Images.  Tell me he doesn't "fit the traits" I "Thoroughly explained above".  Minor fuck up?  Just a tad because I have never heard the name "Agnello" said at the end of his name before. Okay, now that a huge paragraph of your rebuttal is now squashed, on to the next bit.

Maybe if you would have called him John Gotti Agnello, the confusion would have never taken place to begin with, I mean John Gotti is a pretty common name.  Other common names include Joe Brown, John Smith, Michael Jordan and Paris Hilton.

Who could have ever confused the two men?

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Regarding plagarism -- If it's the website not being advertised, then would it make the tears go away if I put a link to his website in honor of his genious work on the pictures?  Done.  Are you saying that I am plagiarizing Maddoxs' writing style?  What?  I never heard of any law that says no one can be inspired by another's work and choose to write similarly.  You say that Maddox wouldn't 'approve' of my writing?  I think he would be flattered that people enjoy his work and want to maybe one day follow in his footsteps and be a writer.  What he writes about is awesome.  What I write about is awesome.  Maddox isn't going to scold me for writing like him.  Do you think he a angry at this guy:

Yeah, you're kinda right here.  I mean, I've always kind of admired Mark Twain, which is exatly the reason I am currently working on my epic novel titled, Fuckleberry Hinn.  Also, you're right on another aspect of it, Maddox uses a strict template of near perfect grammar and a user-friendly interface and writing style that you haven't seemed to....."grasp onto" yet.  I was wrong.

Also.....

Maddox wrote:

The following are some of the images associated with my site. All these images were created by me (with the obvious exception of the photographs, which I've edited). Most of these images were created and edited using Windows Paint, and occasionally Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro. Please ask my permission if you wish to use any of the images [email protected].

Of course, you're a fine, upstanding individual, I'm sure you went through all the proper channels.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Who doesn't want to be awesome?  Cougar sure doesn't.  Tisk tisk.

Again you are right.  I don't want to be awesome. I am awesome.  Keep on wanting buddy.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

You say that I thought or believed that Greece is in Italy.  What?  Listen moron, you must have passed over the part where I poke fun at Albanians.  Albania borders Greece and is east of Italy if I'm correct.  I don't remember saying that Albania is in Italy, now did I?

Yeah, I skipped over ALOT of it, mainly because it was boring, hypocritical, racist and not really that intresting.  Besides, I think I had read something simular to this on a KKK chat room in Yahoo I accidentally stumbled upon once.


......ok, maybe it wasn't an accident, but we all do stupid things when we are children.

But either way, making three seperate articles over three different subjects may be.....more simplistic?

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Okay, regarding "LiKe ThIs AnD sTuFf"

Okay, regarding you attempting to talk your way out of this....

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

I have a pen-name that is typed like that and so is my AIM screenname.

.......uhh huh, continue.....

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

I don't type paragraphs like that or even sentences.

Ohh, so you just sign everything like that.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

If you read the above, the whole text where he TyPeS LiEk Dis is one flowing paragraph, not just one word.

I noticed, but you do that everytime you post.....with your name.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

If you're going to scold me for using my online name like that and I type responses and 100% of all my other writing like this, then eat me.

Well, it's kinda like someone writing an essay in college and then spelling their name wrong......

Ohh, and you're still a hypocrite.

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

I agree, they do score more than I do.  Okay, their hobby is tanning, dressing lavishly and having sex with strangers.  My hobby is making fun of their hobby.

.......jealous.......much?

long much?

Tor77 wrote:

Although guidos are pretty funny and entertaining in their own, innocent way, I agree totally with Cougar. You see, these guys might be proud of where they come from and show it by - as in your example - showing off the Italian flag or simply pointing out they're from Italy. From what I understand this is something they do in the geographical areas where they live. Since you live in NYC I'm pretty sure you're refering to New Jersey (or, my guess is that YOU live in NJ but think it's much cooler to say you're from NYC).