So me and a buddy of mine were talking about what we would do if we had a hundred billion dollars. At first thought it doesn't seem to difficult, but when you really sit and think about it, you could buy everything you ever wanted and still have 98 billion dollars left over. So what would you do with 98 billion dollars? You could buy Bill Gates and still have 60 billion dollars left. I think I have a good idea as I will illustrate in this neat little 12 step program:
Step 1: Buy a TV station that is nation wide and viewed by millions.
Step 2: Buy a C-5 Galaxy cargo plane from the USAF.
Step 3: Hire a stunt double.
Step 4: Buy 40 tons worth of green monopoly money.
Step 5: Load C-5 Galaxy cargo plane up with the 40 tons of monopoly money.
Step 6: Announce on your TV station that you have terminal cancer and only 1 month to live and that you want to give your money away by dumping it out the back of a plane into Times Square and whoever shows up can have as much as they can carry.
Step 7: Tell every news station in the country that they should have all their cameras pointed at Times Square.
Step 8: Have stunt double fly the plane over Times Square, where nearly 8 million people have packed in to get their money.
Step 9: Dump the monopoly money onto Times Square via the C-5.
Step 10: Watch on TV as madness and chaos rain on the streets of New York.
Step 11: Remotely blow up the C-5 with the nifty little remote controlled explosives you had installed on the
plane and then watch that madness on TV.
Step 12: Move to your private island in the South Pacific were you had all of your money wired to, and where you have built your secret underground lair and re-watch video's of the most chaotic day in American history over and over again.
So what would you do with a hundred billion dollars?
Besides two/three/four/etc/ chicks at the same time.
Step 1: Buy a TV station that is nation wide and viewed by millions.
Step 2: Buy a C-5 Galaxy cargo plane from the USAF.
Step 3: Hire a stunt double.
Step 4: Buy 40 tons worth of green monopoly money.
Step 5: Load C-5 Galaxy cargo plane up with the 40 tons of monopoly money.
Step 6: Announce on your TV station that you have terminal cancer and only 1 month to live and that you want to give your money away by dumping it out the back of a plane into Times Square and whoever shows up can have as much as they can carry.
Step 7: Tell every news station in the country that they should have all their cameras pointed at Times Square.
Step 8: Have stunt double fly the plane over Times Square, where nearly 8 million people have packed in to get their money.
Step 9: Dump the monopoly money onto Times Square via the C-5.
Step 10: Watch on TV as madness and chaos rain on the streets of New York.
Step 11: Remotely blow up the C-5 with the nifty little remote controlled explosives you had installed on the
plane and then watch that madness on TV.
Step 12: Move to your private island in the South Pacific were you had all of your money wired to, and where you have built your secret underground lair and re-watch video's of the most chaotic day in American history over and over again.
So what would you do with a hundred billion dollars?
Besides two/three/four/etc/ chicks at the same time.
Last edited by Cougar (2007-01-14 17:23:17)
