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/runs you over with a tank.

/summons Raiden to kill the tank

Jenspm wrote:

EU > AU

What now?

? you mean AU > EU. It never changed

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-04-15 08:52:00)

[11:50] Brandon Lee: commence Efight
[11:51] k30dxedle: jenspm snipes raiden. in the face.
[11:51] Brandon Lee: raiden blocks it. with k30dxedle.
[11:51] k30dxedle: alpha revives me and shockpaddles raiden.
[11:52] Brandon Lee: Raiden absorbs the electricity and /tazerpwns alpha
[11:52] <This chat is now a chat room session>
[11:52] <Your current permission level for this room is "Power User">
[11:52] <The room title is now "Brandon Lee">
[11:52] k30dxedle: oh yeah? well eu has ümlauts. ümlauts > raiden.
[11:53] k30dxedle: omfz.
[11:53] Brandon Lee: oh noes, what will I do?
[11:53] k30dxedle: surrender!
[11:53] Brandon Lee: throw molotovs, thats what!
[11:53] Brandon Lee: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … 771134.jpg
[11:54] Brandon Lee: burn, ümlaut!
[11:54] k30dxedle: ah, but we are raiders, yes? we are swat team. we block your stupid molotovs with riot shields.
[11:54] k30dxedle: then we shoot you.
[11:54] Brandon Lee: your sheilds are no match for:
[11:55] Brandon Lee: teh UBERGUNZORZ

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … ney-CK.jpg
[11:55] k30dxedle: do you remember jenspm's leet sniping skills? he snaps it in half with a .308 round, rendering it useless.
[11:56] Brandon Lee: I steal your tank

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … _icr01.jpg
[11:57] k30dxedle: bahaha, panzer iv. k30dxedle [eryx] tank.
[11:57] Brandon Lee: OH NOES!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … sion22.jpg
[11:57] Brandon Lee: /on fire
[11:57] k30dxedle: BUAHAHAHA. surrender or die.
[11:57] Brandon Lee: nevar! /takes fire extinguisher

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … uisher.jpg
[11:58] k30dxedle: contents under pressure. /shoots fire extinguisher, causing shrapnel to fly into you.
[11:58] k30dxedle: and everywhere else, for that matter.
[11:58] Brandon Lee: meaning it also hits you.
[11:59] k30dxedle: nope. riot shields, ja.
[11:59] Brandon Lee: I though i killed those with the UBERGUNZORZ before it was sniped?
[11:59] k30dxedle: we have more.
[11:59] Brandon Lee: damn
[12:00] Brandon Lee: must hide, Solid Snake Style! http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … oflBox.jpg
[12:00] k30dxedle: it's a bird! it's a plane! holy shit it's an a-10, blowing your cardboard box to pieces?
[12:01] Brandon Lee: Bit its my A10, and it was already blowing up lolcats
[12:01] Brandon Lee: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … f06mv4.jpg
[12:02] k30dxedle: damn.
[12:02] Brandon Lee: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … opsum0.gif
[12:02] Brandon Lee: you must surrender!
[12:02] Brandon Lee: or run off to the EU section, either way works
[12:03] k30dxedle: NEVER! WE SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! /shoots you with rpg-7
[12:03] Brandon Lee: /dodges
[12:03] k30dxedle: the explosion catches you anyway.
[12:03] Brandon Lee: /fires Baseball Mortar
[12:03] Brandon Lee: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … 312767.jpg
[12:04] k30dxedle: noobz0r, there has to be an explosive charge in the projectile. baseballs don't have explosive charges.
[12:04] Brandon Lee: but i used http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … IoaffX.jpg to dodge the explosion
[12:04] Brandon Lee: so i no get hurt
[12:04] k30dxedle: that doesn't change the fact that you still haven't harmed me with the baseball mortar.
[12:05] Brandon Lee: that was a distraction to hit you with:
[12:05] Brandon Lee: my flame thrower!
[12:05] Brandon Lee: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … 752ma6.gif
[12:05] k30dxedle: /dodges
[12:05] k30dxedle: /shoots flamethrower with incendiary bullet
[12:06] Brandon Lee: /famethrower runs out of gas
[12:06] Brandon Lee: /just in time
[12:06] k30dxedle: the fumes explode anyway.
[12:06] Brandon Lee: horribly buring us all
[12:06] k30dxedle: no. eu has riot shields, still.
[12:07] k30dxedle: so it just burns you.
[12:07] Brandon Lee: /begins final monologue:
[12:07] Brandon Lee: I may die here, on this battlefield of internets, but know this
[12:08] Brandon Lee: in but a few hours, my comrades of the AU section will return
[12:08] Brandon Lee: each armed with their own wit, humor, and picture arsenal
[12:09] k30dxedle: and what if the eu assembles a striking force before then?
[12:09] Brandon Lee: I may not have won, but I severely crippled your supply of riot shields, giving the advantage to the rest of the AU.
[12:09] Brandon Lee: we will prevail! /dies
[12:10] k30dxedle: /salutes
[12:10] Brandon Lee: /starts smelling bad, you may want to bury me.
[12:11] k30dxedle: /buries you.
[12:12] k30dxedle: /posts e-fight in au section.
[12:12] Brandon Lee: /gets a gypsie to tell you 'thanks' on my behalf
[12:12] Brandon Lee: lol

Im cool.

We Should Take The Fight To Them!!! Aussies Unite!!

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

We Should Take The Fight To Them!!! Aussies Unite!!

Get on Xfire!

MAYBE!, ok

Smokey is a soul sucking demon who needs to start using the [bf2s] tag again.

Did anyone else get a PM about stealth posting, or was it just me?

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Did anyone else get a PM about stealth posting, or was it just me?

nope, maybe it was just you

Didn't get the pm but it sounds cool. Maybe if we keep it up we'll really shit people off! Hehehe...

~Smokey~ wrote:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i r fail @ teh interwebz!!1

Then again, Rev fails harder, so....

Orly?

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

R3v4n wrote:

~Smokey~ wrote:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i r fail @ teh interwebz!!1

Then again, Rev fails harder, so....

Orly?

kindarly

Srsly?

Why am i not surprised by the lack of intelligent life in the Au-chat ?