Be nice to my friend
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There is so much wrong with what she just said - I don't think it's necessary to say anything.
She'll find out soon enough.
She'll find out soon enough.
I learned this in FL .. you have to remember to think tourist.AussieReaper wrote:
There is so much wrong with what she just said - I don't think it's necessary to say anything.
She'll find out soon enough.
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Tell her to look out for the Drop Bears.
dingos, shityeah!
Well as a tourist, I hope she is planning on visiting Melbourne zoo.
A quick trip to google, no.
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I'm sure she is. She has only been overseas a few times.AussieReaper wrote:
Well as a tourist, I hope she is planning on visiting Melbourne zoo.
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if i were in Melbourne, i would find Rumi.
Stay away from Sydney.. I hear they have trolls.burnzz wrote:
if i were in Melbourne, i would find Rumi.
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Condom factory burns down in New Zealand:
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone..
Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but
there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en
Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New
Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week..
PM: Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies. Wi'll be ruined.
Hilth Munister: We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?
PM: No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one.
Hilth Munister: What about Australia?
PM: I'll call Kivin Rudd. Tell hum we need one million condoms, ten
enches long and eight enches thuck.
That way they'll continue to respect the "all blacks".
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that
arrived at the Pist Office.
She finds one million condoms. 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all
coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oi Oi Oi.
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone..
Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but
there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en
Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New
Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week..
PM: Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies. Wi'll be ruined.
Hilth Munister: We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?
PM: No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one.
Hilth Munister: What about Australia?
PM: I'll call Kivin Rudd. Tell hum we need one million condoms, ten
enches long and eight enches thuck.
That way they'll continue to respect the "all blacks".
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that
arrived at the Pist Office.
She finds one million condoms. 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all
coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oi Oi Oi.
another reason the travel channel pwns - Anthony Bordain.
he's not scairt of Australia like a marine i know.
he's not scairt of Australia like a marine i know.
am i the only one carrying AU towards 40,ooo? who's with me?
sorry, i forgets the TZ differance. viva la diferance!
sorry, i forgets the TZ differance. viva la diferance!
burnzz wrote:
am i the only one carrying AU towards 40,ooo? who's with me?
sorry, i forgets the TZ differance. viva la diferance!
VIVA
haha! norte ameicanos can see the goal! onward, southern hemispherical compadres!
We do have to sleep sometimes
psh, now is our sleep time, you guys should be wide awake right now (i know your silly southern hemisphere secrets)TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
We do have to sleep sometimes
You are correct actually. Its 2.40pm. Not sure why no one else has posted.
that miscreant Aussie Reaper tried to prevent us from helping the cause! can you believe it!? we are here for you picking up the slack as needed.TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Not sure why no one else has posted.
slave labour tbh
see, i even used the u to please my australian comrades
see, i even used the u to please my australian comrades
I asked my butler to pick up my slacks from the dry cleaners half an hour ago.
dammit jeevesAussieReaper wrote:
I asked my butler to pick up my slacks from the dry cleaners half an hour ago.
lets blow it all up
We have a life???TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
You are correct actually. Its 2.40pm. Not sure why no one else has posted.
Nah i lie. I got my hair cut.
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
reported to FBI/CIA/NSAThe A W S M F O X wrote:
lets blow it all up