Every year my parents host Christmas dinner for all our relatives at their house. I was down for the weekend and my sleeping schedule was thrown off from the long drive. Now, my parents always wake me up at least an hour or so before company comes over, so I wasn't really worried. However, this time they did not. Anyway, my aunt, uncle, and two smoking hot cousins from the west coast (who I rarely see) arrived sometime around 1 in the afternoon (I was still sound asleep). My mom opened my door and yelled "Guess who's here!?" with my relatives standing right there next to her. I awoke with all of my blankets on the floor and my morning wood bulging through the slit in my boxers. I heard her yell "Oops, sorry!" and close the door, but it didn't matter, everyone saw it. I tried to play off the rest of the day like nothing happened, and thankfully, no one made any mention of it, but they knew. It's been a day and I still feel like shit.
Doesn't matter how hot your cousins are, they're your cousins... unless you live in Alabama.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
two smoking hot cousins
Hahahahahaha......great post. +1
That's so incestrous but I like.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
two smoking hot cousins .
sucks tooo be you
Unless they all had binoculars, I wouldn't worry
(yep, that's right, I just made a babydick joke)
(yep, that's right, I just made a babydick joke)
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Well atleast you wern't beating it and they walked in.
See & someone made a joke about being adopted the other day, I'm adopted so i can bang my cousin's
Your posts are always amusing Fancy +1
Your posts are always amusing Fancy +1
don't listen to him fancy i am sure its huge....King_County_Downy wrote:
Unless they all had binoculars, I wouldn't worry
(yep, that's right, I just made a babydick joke)
I loled
nononononono not binoculars, a microscope and under that it's sure to be huge
hahahah rofl +1
Confidence issues?Fancy_Pollux wrote:
It's been a day and I still feel like shit.
They make pills and pumps you know.
I'm from Utah, marrying cousins is alright, they tell me it says so in the bible. ( Don't ask. )
ROFL...
Agreed.King_County_Downy wrote:
Unless they all had binoculars, I wouldn't worry
(yep, that's right, I just made a babydick joke)
As seen in Figure 1, made in a previous post
Figure 1
You have much to be worried about.
lol good story +1
Tell the hot cousins you were dreaming about them when they walked in. Who knows? They might like to keep it in the family if you know what I mean.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Every year my parents host Christmas dinner for all our relatives at their house. I was down for the weekend and my sleeping schedule was thrown off from the long drive. Now, my parents always wake me up at least an hour or so before company comes over, so I wasn't really worried. However, this time they did not. Anyway, my aunt, uncle, and two smoking hot cousins from the west coast (who I rarely see) arrived sometime around 1 in the afternoon (I was still sound asleep). My mom opened my door and yelled "Guess who's here!?" with my relatives standing right there next to her. I awoke with all of my blankets on the floor and my morning wood bulging through the slit in my boxers. I heard her yell "Oops, sorry!" and close the door, but it didn't matter, everyone saw it. I tried to play off the rest of the day like nothing happened, and thankfully, no one made any mention of it, but they knew. It's been a day and I still feel like shit.
the cousins could of been men also, were your "hot cousins" men Fancy_Pollux? lol
i have cousins that im not actualy related to by blood, and i count that as fair game. just because their mom is fucking my dads brother doesnt mean i cant fuck one of them
I hear banjos.krazed wrote:
i have cousins that im not actualy related to by blood, and i count that as fair game. just because their mom is fucking my dads brother doesnt mean i cant fuck one of them
i have deliverance on dvd:D but hey, they're not blood relatives so i dont really careMasterstyle wrote:
I hear banjos.krazed wrote:
i have cousins that im not actualy related to by blood, and i count that as fair game. just because their mom is fucking my dads brother doesnt mean i cant fuck one of them
Do you just sit around at home and think this shit up?
man family, can't live with them, can't frag themFancy_Pollux wrote:
Every year my parents host Christmas dinner for all our relatives at their house. I was down for the weekend and my sleeping schedule was thrown off from the long drive. Now, my parents always wake me up at least an hour or so before company comes over, so I wasn't really worried. However, this time they did not. Anyway, my aunt, uncle, and two smoking hot cousins from the west coast (who I rarely see) arrived sometime around 1 in the afternoon (I was still sound asleep). My mom opened my door and yelled "Guess who's here!?" with my relatives standing right there next to her. I awoke with all of my blankets on the floor and my morning wood bulging through the slit in my boxers. I heard her yell "Oops, sorry!" and close the door, but it didn't matter, everyone saw it. I tried to play off the rest of the day like nothing happened, and thankfully, no one made any mention of it, but they knew. It's been a day and I still feel like shit.
HAHAHAHAHA. Im sorry you feel bad, but its a funny story.
Hell, you might as well follow it up with a nude run through the dining room while dinner is being served.
Hell, you might as well follow it up with a nude run through the dining room while dinner is being served.
or the UKMouse315 wrote:
Doesn't matter how hot your cousins are, they're your cousins... unless you live in Alabama.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
two smoking hot cousins
dont forget the UK, they like the wankers over there.
I want pics of the cousins.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"