oh my god. I am now scarred for life.

2006-12-18 08:38:37

#76

I_invented_BF2: DICE/EA spokesman; +19|6484|denmark

you pussy.. what was the problem? you just close your eyes think of (small) spaghetties and continue the twist 'n shake with your tongue. and if she was having her period, you would still close your eyes and think of spaghetties - and ketchup.

and when you are done - ask for seconds!

2006-12-18 08:40:57

#77

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6675|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

https://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/worms-xi-f-104v.jpg

Last edited by 1927 (2006-12-18 08:41:20)

2006-12-18 09:02:12

#78

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6707

Vagina=sex
Penis=sex
Ass=shit

2006-12-18 09:05:09

#79

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6481|Sheffield-England

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Vagina=sex
Penis=sex
Ass=shit

2006-12-18 09:05:15

#80

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6414|Michigan, USA

Simon wrote:
Gillenator wrote:
Too....much....information!
QQQQQQQQQQQQFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

BF2S doesn't have a barfing smilie

2006-12-18 09:10:51

#81

Fredrik: i hate you all; +201|6650|Norway

Beth Ditto everybody:

https://www.cariboo.bc.ca/news/studentsites/sarahc/goxxip.jpg

2006-12-18 09:16:14

#82

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6680|In You Endo- Stoke

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Vagina=sex
Penis=sex
Ass=shit

All you have to do is make sure they have gone anal hygiene.

I mean you gotta get ya finger in there and if you are lucky get a bit anal action.But just making sure she isn't a big fat minger that has worms.

I would never lick a lady's anus but she gotta have some vulcan action...

https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/JTreesmokin/liveLong-420-1_tn.png

To in the front,two in the rear..
Or like like that classy saying "If you are snookerd behind a tricky red always go for brown".

2006-12-18 09:17:07

#83

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6536|Valhalla

Fredrik wrote:
Beth Ditto everybody:
http://www.cariboo.bc.ca/news/studentsi … goxxip.jpg

There was no need for a picture this big... No need

2006-12-18 09:39:30

#84

mrchinchin25: Member; +14|6407

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Vagina=sex
Penis=sex
Ass=shit
All you have to do is make sure they have gone anal hygiene.

I mean you gotta get ya finger in there and if you are lucky get a bit anal action.But just making sure she isn't a big fat minger that has worms.

I would never lick a lady's anus but she gotta have some vulcan action...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/ … 0-1_tn.png

To in the front,two in the rear..
Or like like that classy saying "If you are snookerd behind a tricky red always go for brown".

Jeevus Cwrist!

2006-12-18 09:44:26

#85

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6475|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

i bet she was the poorest bitch in town to have sodding worms!! noone has worms here

2006-12-18 09:45:30

#86

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6571|Portland, OR, USA

1927 wrote:

LMAO! pwwwwned

2006-12-18 09:50:00

#87

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6697|NJ

loonitic wrote:
Fredrik wrote:
Beth Ditto everybody:
http://www.cariboo.bc.ca/news/studentsi … goxxip.jpg
There was no need for a picture this big... No need

Did you see the size of the girl? She doesn't fit on a smaller pic

2006-12-18 09:52:20

#88

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6623|Gold coast, Aus.

THATS what you get for banging a girl you met over the internats.

2006-12-18 10:39:05

#89

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6697|NJ

That girls so fat she's on every page of the internet oh shit that's so wrong

And I mean wrong as in not funny

Last edited by cpt.fass1 (2006-12-18 10:39:28)

2006-12-18 10:47:10

#90

MDFSpacePhantom: It is I; +146|6385|San Jose CA.

Thats just nasty man, You had your finger in her but? I would never do that....

2006-12-18 10:51:46

#91

Janysc: Member; +59|6685|Norway

E7IX3R wrote:
I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had out together and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

After showering about 5 times I still feel dirty.

I actually feel physically sick every time i think about it.

This smells copy-pasta from 4chan. I've read it there before; this is not original nor true. And there it came with an illustrating picture.

But, yuck indeed.

2006-12-18 10:57:20

#92

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|6578|Arlen, Texas

Put your finger in her anus.....WTF are you an amature proctologist? Do you know what comes out of that hole?
Son, that's an exit, not an entrance.

2006-12-18 11:44:51

#93

1927(h): Guest

Fredrik wrote:
Beth Ditto everybody:
[url]http://www.cariboo.bc.ca/news/studentsites/sarahc/goxxip.jpg[/url]

Thats that Osbourne girl isn't it?

2006-12-18 11:44:52

#94

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6757|Scotland

Smaug wrote:
Put your finger in her anus.....WTF are you an amature proctologist? Do you know what comes out of that hole?
Son, that's an exit, not an entrance.

We will agree to dissagree on that one.
"Anal" sex is now reveered in lots of places in the world. Not that I would do such a thing.

You should have lick them, then realised what you just did, then realise you were f****ng a munter and then ran.

2006-12-18 11:47:00

#95

1927(h): Guest

Im suprised you didn't spend 30 mins fucking her belly button, a quick tip kiddies.

When fucking a fat piece take a bottle of talk, squirt it over the "warm bucket of water" and ask her to fart. This will give you an indication of where to start.

ps, some ski's taped to your ass stops you falling in to.

2006-12-18 12:07:51

#96

ZCor3x: Member; +46|6571|Pennsylvania

Wow, I think I just shit myself.

2006-12-18 12:16:40

#97

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6632

That is fkn,fkn,fkn,fkn,fkn,fkn, and I repeat FKN SICK!!!!!!!! Go shoot the bitch before some or other unlucky bastard ends up like you did. No offense, but i will be emotionally scared for the rest of my life if that ever happened to me............ I'm gonna go throw up now.

Thank You

FKN SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-18 12:29:17

#98

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|6578|Arlen, Texas

https://www.statelinetack.com/media/slt/images/products/detail/large/Fall_Catalog_05/lg_10215_4cbf1.jpg

2006-12-18 12:29:19

#99

Cookie.VXT: Bringer Of Cookies.; +178|6437|UK

lmao owned.

2006-12-18 12:29:33

#100

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6551|Southeastern USA

1927 wrote:
http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/azt … f-104v.jpg

so how the hell did you come across that pic?

BF2S Forums oh my god. I am now scarred for life.

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Simon wrote:

Gillenator wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Fredrik wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

1927 wrote:

loonitic wrote:

Fredrik wrote:

E7IX3R wrote:

Fredrik wrote:

Smaug wrote:

1927 wrote:

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