DivineMomentofTruth
Member
+88|6443
thats fucking hilarious, I hope that teaches you something about licking someone's ASS: where FECES are expelled. What if you got hepatitus or some shit... you think they dont take any precautions against this in porn movies. You are one dumb motherfucker....
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6550|Southeastern USA

Simon wrote:

Gillenator wrote:

Too....much....information!
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Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6624|Camp XRay

https://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2005-07-14/music_justannounced-1.jpg
man she is hot, nice job
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6446|Australia.

Marlboroman82 wrote:

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2005-0 … nced-1.jpg
man she is hot, nice job
Argh! The pain, the pain!

"I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|6654|pimelteror.de
lol ... asslicker....
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6446|Australia.
Anyway...You should be okay dude. Make sure you clean your nails with a nail brush and soap before you eat. Go to the Chemist/Doctor and tell them about it...the Threadworms I mean, not you whole "experience".
They might give you some Albenza or Vermox. With all luck you can get it treated early.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6624|Camp XRay

Macca wrote:

Anyway...You should be okay dude. Make sure you clean your nails with a nail brush and soap before you eat. Go to the Chemist/Doctor and tell them about it...the Threadworms I mean, not you whole "experience".
They might give you some Albenza or Vermox. With all luck you can get it treated early.
next time also tell them if they want a rim job they better do you first.
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|6654|pimelteror.de
https://www.plingfactory.de/Science/Atlas/KennkartenTiere/Nematoda/image/nematode_3c.jpg

say hello to your new friends
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6446|Australia.

[pt] KEIOS wrote:

http://www.plingfactory.de/Science/Atla … ode_3c.jpg

say hello to your new friends
Wow...They even know the alphabet. That ones making an "S" for...?
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|6654|pimelteror.de
aSs
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6446|Australia.

[pt] KEIOS wrote:

aSs
Rofl...
loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6536|Valhalla

Macca wrote:

Anyway...You should be okay dude. Make sure you clean your nails with a nail brush and soap before you eat. Go to the Chemist/Doctor and tell them about it...the Threadworms I mean, not you whole "experience".
They might give you some Albenza or Vermox. With all luck you can get it treated early.
I think he should tell the whole experience... He might get cheaper medication
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|6654|pimelteror.de
in old japan, a man would have made seppuku for a shame like this.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
A fella called BOB MARTIN may be able to help you, he helped my dog when she started scratching her ass across the floor one night.

It could of been worse (well almost) you could of pulled ya finger out and found sweetcorn on it.


https://www.k9capers.com/shop/desc/Bob_Martin_Company/tn_dualwor1.jpg

Last edited by 1927 (2006-12-18 08:27:26)

E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6689|UK
haha.

i have company of heros now.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6547|Doncaster, UK

E7IX3R wrote:

haha.

i have company of heros now.
and an itchy anus
sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|6619|InGerLand
ROFL yeah man give those worms a good stroking you know they love it
you should have kept going they made have made it more enjoyable for you
ghostgr
177th Field Artillery
+39|6742|In your head
*barfs nonstop*
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6446|Australia.

Marlboroman82 wrote:

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2005-0 … nced-1.jpg
man she is hot, nice job
She definately aint' "Bringin sexy back"...
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You may hear such prhases as:

"Corr he's a growing lad I dunno where he puts it all" and "he's eating us outta house n home"

from your parent's.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6509|Bournemouth, South England
Eat the worms. Great source of protein.  Just make sure you chew them, to avoid getting wriggly hoop syndrome yourself.

Last edited by Penetrator_01 (2006-12-18 08:33:06)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Penetrator_01 wrote:

Eat the worms. Great source of protein.  Just make sure you chew them, to avoid getting wriggly hoop syndrome yourself.
Knock up a Spag bog and chuck them in it, taaaa daaaa Moving Spagetti

Ready, Steady, Itch
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|6697|NJ
What the fuck is wrong with her, everyone addressed some issue on this but no one said "she knew about it and let you go down there" you should have punched her in the throat..
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FI-SCOTTY wrote:

(she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot)


I just googled Beth Ditto.....so you fucked a fat,ugly,minger.
They fuck the best as they get it less often.













So a friends, cousins, brothers workmate tells me.
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6689|UK

1927 wrote:

You may hear such prhases as:

"Corr he's a growing lad I dunno where he puts it all" and "he's eating us outta house n home"

from your parent's.
hahahahahaha

ive heard that a lot actually from my parents.

so no change

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