So last night me and my room mate were playing BF2, letting off a little steam and trying to de-stress from finals. We're on insomnia 24/7 wake, and I tell him to join my USMC squad and spawn on the arty island. I get in the first boat with 2 other people and he gets in the second boat with like 4 or 5 peeps, and he says to me, "oops I got in the wrong boat." So I said ok and take off trying to hit the tail of the underwater plane to get a speed boost (Thanks Victim, for your informative Wake Island Video)
Alls fine and said, but he jumped out of his boat to try and get in my boat when I'm already a football field away, and I leave him there. I didn't know he jumped out, the tard should have been paying attention. So he says "thanks" in an irritated manner, and a j-10 proceeds to bomb his ass in the water.
This is when the Kid flips the fuck out. I mean seriously. He gets so pissed off that he smashes his hands into his keyboard several times, and then picks the keyboard up and smashes it over his knee, and throws it across the room. He then runs into the bathroom and locks himself in, and all the suite mates come running into the room thinking someone had just been raped and murdered. They look at me, and I just shrug, scared to death that he might gouge my eyes out with the keyboard space bar. He comes out and his hands are way fucked up and now he has bandaids on all of his fingers.
Here's some pics of the disaster.
The keyboard:
The keyboard, from side view:
The mouse(from an earlier episode of him smashing his fist into it multiple times):
He then proceeded to try and blame the whole thing on me leaving him there in the water, to be eaten by digital sharks. I said "dude, if I would have picked you up, the whole boatload of people would be dead from the j10". He said that i didn't know that. Well, it wasn't my fault that he fucking broke his entire setup, now is it?
This kid has some serious issues. Does anyone else know people like this? if you do, please tell me your story, because this kind of stuff is fk'in hilarious to me. I've never laughed so hard in my life that this kid gets upset at a video game. It doesn't matter if he got BS'ed or cleverly outsniped or knifed from behind, he always has something to say. So tell me your story, and lets share the laughs, and if you have pics, even better.
Alls fine and said, but he jumped out of his boat to try and get in my boat when I'm already a football field away, and I leave him there. I didn't know he jumped out, the tard should have been paying attention. So he says "thanks" in an irritated manner, and a j-10 proceeds to bomb his ass in the water.
This is when the Kid flips the fuck out. I mean seriously. He gets so pissed off that he smashes his hands into his keyboard several times, and then picks the keyboard up and smashes it over his knee, and throws it across the room. He then runs into the bathroom and locks himself in, and all the suite mates come running into the room thinking someone had just been raped and murdered. They look at me, and I just shrug, scared to death that he might gouge my eyes out with the keyboard space bar. He comes out and his hands are way fucked up and now he has bandaids on all of his fingers.
Here's some pics of the disaster.
The keyboard:
The keyboard, from side view:
The mouse(from an earlier episode of him smashing his fist into it multiple times):
He then proceeded to try and blame the whole thing on me leaving him there in the water, to be eaten by digital sharks. I said "dude, if I would have picked you up, the whole boatload of people would be dead from the j10". He said that i didn't know that. Well, it wasn't my fault that he fucking broke his entire setup, now is it?
This kid has some serious issues. Does anyone else know people like this? if you do, please tell me your story, because this kind of stuff is fk'in hilarious to me. I've never laughed so hard in my life that this kid gets upset at a video game. It doesn't matter if he got BS'ed or cleverly outsniped or knifed from behind, he always has something to say. So tell me your story, and lets share the laughs, and if you have pics, even better.
