The US flag would be cream, rose, and indigo.
War would be twice as long 3 times as nasty and would all start because someone broke a nail.
Phone bills all over the world would create international debts, and the phone companies would end up ruling the world.
The womens hygiene aisle would expand to half the store.
Cheer leading would be considered a sport.
All purses would come bundled with a can of mace.
Beer would be in different designer bottles and double as perfume.
Pimping would be much more difficult.
All businesses would have employee Spas and daycare.
Women's salaries would be immediately doubled.
Anal sex would be abolished.
I'm not sexist so don't even try to flame me.
I saw this on Myspace and thought it was hilarious. Anyone got anymore?
War would be twice as long 3 times as nasty and would all start because someone broke a nail.
Phone bills all over the world would create international debts, and the phone companies would end up ruling the world.
The womens hygiene aisle would expand to half the store.
Cheer leading would be considered a sport.
All purses would come bundled with a can of mace.
Beer would be in different designer bottles and double as perfume.
Pimping would be much more difficult.
All businesses would have employee Spas and daycare.
Women's salaries would be immediately doubled.
Anal sex would be abolished.
I'm not sexist so don't even try to flame me.
I saw this on Myspace and thought it was hilarious. Anyone got anymore?
Last edited by {XpLiCiTxX} (2006-12-05 13:41:47)