Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656
So I start macking on this chick. She wasn't exceptionally hot, but she was kinda cute so I decide to see how she's doing and what her interests are mixed in with other small talk.

I tell her that I think she's really cute, and I ask her why she's by herself. She blushes and later she asks me if I want to go back to her dorm. We had already kissed on the way back to her dorm so I'm expecting to unleash the dragon.

We go up to her room and she asks me if I want to play World of Warcraft. She gets really excited and tells me about all these spells and stuff and tells me about her high-tech setup.

Wow, my dick had never been so limp. It almost receded inwards. It was insanely pathetic how excited she got about World of Warcraft.

Needless to say I left and walked to my car only to notice that I had gotten a fine for parking in a 30 minute loading zone for too long and without my hazard lights.

The only staff that got touched tonight was her level 18 mage's.
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6488|Communist Republic of CA, USA
That game is evil and deserves to be drawn and quartered.

My sympathies Fancy...

Last edited by Major.League.Infidel (2006-11-28 23:24:29)

Invaderzim
Chicken wing?
+49|6459|Newcastle NSW Australia
Damn that sucks! you should have asked her to suck your maic staff. Jesus tap dancing christ wow turns people friggin wierd.
MDFSpacePhantom
It is I
+146|6394|San Jose CA.
bahahahaha sorry to hear man, So did you ask her if she plays BF2? lol
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6726
WoW girls fail.
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Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6530|Adelaide, South Australia

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

WoW girls fail.
everyone who plays WoW fails.
Arkhon
FullMetalHead
+20|6511|Canberra, Australia

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

WoW girls fail.
everyone who plays WoW fails.
Indeed.
Snowmanimal
Not so unique forum title
+30|6553|My head
FAIL! (To her, not you)

Sorry man.  WoW sucks ass, you made the right move.  You got outa there.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6416|NSW, Australia

man id be pissed
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6726

Arkhon wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

WoW girls fail.
everyone who plays WoW fails.
Indeed.
They should die in a fire.
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Executiator
Member
+69|6431

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

WoW girls fail.
everyone who plays WoW fails.
I > You,

I played WoW...

do some math
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6726

Executiator wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

WoW girls fail.
everyone who plays WoW fails.
I > You,

I played WoW...

do some math
Therefore you fail.
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6642|Finland

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Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-29 00:08:17)

I need around tree fiddy.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6416|NSW, Australia

lol
Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|6711|MoVal So-Cal
Dude! WoW leads to hardcore, hardcore leads to competative, competative leads to BF2!!!
dubbs
Member
+105|6642|Lexington, KY
So the clothes you wore only pickup the WoW girls.  They told you to get different jeans and shoes.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6726

dubbs wrote:

So the clothes you wore only pickup the WoW girls.  They told you to get different jeans and shoes.
If he did, he might of banged some girls who don't fail.
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Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6666|Brisbane, Australia

Rape her and steal her stuff.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6642|Finland

Next time, wear the combination I suggested. You'll get them skanky hos in no time!

Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-29 00:30:59)

I need around tree fiddy.
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|6747

The next person bringing the line 'Fail' up, will 'Fail' to get on the forums for a few days, catch my drift?
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656

Pernicious544 wrote:

Dude! WoW leads to hardcore, hardcore leads to competative, competative leads to BF2!!!
If only it had been BF2...

Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6537|So Cal
Did you tell her about your Wii incident?
Erkut.hv
Member
+124|6745|California
Should've jizzed in her hair and see if she noticed, Rollins style.
Jasp
Bongabilla
+171|6672|The Outer Circle

Erkut.hv wrote:

Should've jizzed in her hair and see if she noticed, Rollins style.
Thats made me laugh!!
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JE3146
Member
+109|6581|Oregon
lmao!

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