I've started to plan my funeral.

2006-11-26 05:01:32

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6898

But this will not just any funeral. It shall be the greatest funeral of all time!

At the beginning of the service my body will not be present. When it is time, the doors shall burst open and my body will carried up. The people carrying me will be dressed like the monks from Resident Evil 4. While this is happening, the Imperial March will be playing in the background.

There will be a large projector screen in the very front. Once my body is prepared, the room will go dark and the screen will show a 30 minute summary of my entire life in the style of the intro to a Star Wars movie.

Then, creepy and dramatic music will start to play and my body will raise up and walk towards the audience (this will probably be done by some sort of puppeteer). Suddenly, the music will change to James Brown singing "I Feel Good." My body will dance accordingly.

At the very end, my body will be placed into a pyramid built just for me.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-11-26 05:53:45)

2006-11-26 05:02:42

#2

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|6961|Kangarooland

^^ Why you shouldn't do acid kiddies.

2006-11-26 05:03:24

#3

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6771|Adelaide, South Australia

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/d2d2ce889b.gif

sounds like a great funeral. i'll be there!

2006-11-26 05:05:49

#4

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6869|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

lol. +1 for that one.

Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal

2006-11-26 05:27:48

#5

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6985|Oslo, Norway

Right, did you take your pills today?

2006-11-26 05:30:25

#6

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6896|Ohio

make sure to print up invitations for every one at bf2s

2006-11-26 05:31:21

#7

HellCommander_Vic: Member; +2|6789|Norway

Good to see you go

2006-11-26 05:34:02

#8

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6666|Vienna

Yeah sounds nice I cant wait

2006-11-26 05:36:46

#9

Crestfallen: Member; +27|6700|England, Leicester

You should invite some dead people, they seem to be popular thing at these here funerals.

2006-11-26 05:37:14

#10

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6771|Adelaide, South Australia

Crestfallen wrote:
You should invite some dead people, they seem to be popular thing at these here funerals.

What, like Elmo1337?

2006-11-26 05:40:13

#11

Crestfallen: Member; +27|6700|England, Leicester

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Crestfallen wrote:
You should invite some dead people, they seem to be popular thing at these here funerals.
What, like Elmo1337?

Ouch, lol, he might well be once the community finishes with him, but thats for another thread.

As for the thread, you could wear a suit with advertising on? At least I could think about the new Coke while they are carrying you.

2006-11-26 05:46:32

#12

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7015

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
My body will dancing accordingly.

I am disappointed in that typograph.

2006-11-26 05:48:39

#13

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7072|Delaware

Fancy I've always found that there will be one problem with planning your funeral: You will be dead at the time of the funeral. No matter how much you pay someone to do the stuff, there's always a chance they'll take your money and just perform a regular service (or toss you off of a bridge). How are you going to know the difference?

2006-11-26 05:49:58

#14

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6771|Adelaide, South Australia

SysTray wrote:
Fancy I've always found that there will be one problem with planning your funeral: You will be dead at the time of the funeral. No matter how much you pay someone to do the stuff, there's always a chance they'll take your money and just perform a regular service (or toss you off of a bridge). How are you going to know the difference?

dude, he's Fancy_Pollux. he defeated a 3-day ban, whats a little thing like death gonna do to him?

2006-11-26 05:50:06

#15

Crestfallen: Member; +27|6700|England, Leicester

SysTray wrote:
Fancy I've always found that there will be one problem with planning your funeral: You will be dead at the time of the funeral. No matter how much you pay someone to do the stuff, there's always a chance they'll take your money and just perform a regular service (or toss you off of a bridge). How are you going to know the difference?

What if the throwing off the bridge turns out to be better than the funeral itself? No telling what sort's of adventures he could have... apart from the one obvious problem of him being dead.

2006-11-26 05:51:13

#16

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6771|Adelaide, South Australia

Crestfallen wrote:
SysTray wrote:
Fancy I've always found that there will be one problem with planning your funeral: You will be dead at the time of the funeral. No matter how much you pay someone to do the stuff, there's always a chance they'll take your money and just perform a regular service (or toss you off of a bridge). How are you going to know the difference?
What if the throwing off the bridge turns out to be better than the funeral itself? No telling what sort's of adventures he could have... apart from the one obvious problem of him being dead.

he's Fancy_Pollux.

Fancy can't die, he'll just make a thread about it.

2006-11-26 05:55:42

#17

Crestfallen: Member; +27|6700|England, Leicester

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Crestfallen wrote:
SysTray wrote:
Fancy I've always found that there will be one problem with planning your funeral: You will be dead at the time of the funeral. No matter how much you pay someone to do the stuff, there's always a chance they'll take your money and just perform a regular service (or toss you off of a bridge). How are you going to know the difference?
What if the throwing off the bridge turns out to be better than the funeral itself? No telling what sort's of adventures he could have... apart from the one obvious problem of him being dead.
he's Fancy_Pollux.

Fancy can't die, he'll just make a thread about it.

brilliant!

2006-11-26 06:00:24

#18

brome: brap.; +244|6838|Accidental, TK

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
But this will not just any funeral. It shall be the greatest funeral of all time!

At the beginning of the service my body will not be present. When it is time, the doors shall burst open and my body will carried up. The people carrying me will be dressed like the monks from Resident Evil 4. While this is happening, the Imperial March will be playing in the background.

There will be a large projector screen in the very front. Once my body is prepared, the room will go dark and the screen will show a 30 minute summary of my entire life in the style of the intro to a Star Wars movie.

Then, creepy and dramatic music will start to play and my body will raise up and walk towards the audience (this will probably be done by some sort of puppeteer). Suddenly, the music will change to James Brown singing "I Feel Good." My body will dance accordingly.

At the very end, my body will be placed into a pyramid built just for me.

Great, now all we have to do is think up the most exciting and / or painful way for you to become a corpse.

2006-11-26 06:00:50

#19

mikeyb118: Evil Overlord; +76|6850|S.C.

I might kill you just to see the funeral.

2006-11-26 06:11:37

#20

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6872|London, England

Hopefully my funeral will be like this:

I'm at some random persons funeral and i'll ask "who's funeral is this?"

Then i get shot and put into the casket.

BF2S Forums I've started to plan my funeral.

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