My girlfriend dumped me because of something I had no control over.

2006-11-22 13:54:54

#101

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6643|New York

you didn't you try to squish down the drain and/or blame it on her?

that have been great if you were all like 'i can't believe you just did that, you're such a disgusting pig, i'm leaving'. at least you would have had the upper hand.

or you could have turned her around and gave it to her from behind while you pushed it in the drain. she never would have known...

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2006-11-22 14:00:01

#102

Executiator: Member; +69|6676

Battlefield2Player wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
MEKSTIZZLE RESCUES MANHOOD

TAKE THIS YOU WOMEN!

http://one.revver.com/watch/95332/forma … iliate/184

Now we're equal?
ha ha ha ha now that's some funny stuff....

it took the other kids forever to get out...as soon as I heard the "bloop!" i would have been outta there!!

LMFAO, dude it didn't "bloop!"

If you look closely its fuckin streaming out of her ass and she's still shitting at the end of the video!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

2006-11-22 14:09:20

#103

SkoobyDu: 'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=; +120|6816|Cheshire, UK

Sorry mate but thats funny as fuck

2006-11-22 14:14:11

#104

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6964|Charlie One Alpha

Executiator wrote:
Battlefield2Player wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
MEKSTIZZLE RESCUES MANHOOD

TAKE THIS YOU WOMEN!

http://one.revver.com/watch/95332/forma … iliate/184

Now we're equal?
ha ha ha ha now that's some funny stuff....

it took the other kids forever to get out...as soon as I heard the "bloop!" i would have been outta there!!
LMFAO, dude it didn't "bloop!"

If you look closely its fuckin streaming out of her ass and she's still shitting at the end of the video!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

GODDAMN GIRL

hahahahahahah

Anyway I think Pollux gets these stories from 4chan or something.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-11-22 14:22:51

#105

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6887|949

Sounds like you 'dumped' her to me.

2006-11-22 14:24:09

#106

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6763|Bournemouth, South England

you "sharted"... Awesome!

2006-11-22 14:34:10

#107

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6723

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Fancy hasn't done it yet so I guess I will

2006-11-22 15:18:21

#108

224th R0ck3tpack: Hostile pansy spotted!; +8|6684|NH

Ouch. That's gotta suck.

2006-11-22 18:11:38

#109

[KS]RECON: Member; +35|6817|E 2/351 Camp Anaconda

Every action has a reaction ... lmao

Enemy dump spotted!!!

Last edited by [KS]RECON (2006-11-22 18:14:55)

2006-11-22 18:32:39

#110

wonkey20: Member; +18|6964

Crash727 wrote:
An ode to Fancy:

Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/

You crack me up. Thanks +1

Lol i got one of my own..

They paint these walls to stop my pen but the shit house bandit strikes again:)

2006-11-22 18:36:07

#111

ViCT0RI0US: Perfection; +26|6674|Qatar: Where The Players Play

Shoulda shit on the couch on the way out. Lmao.
-ViC

2006-11-26 15:22:54

#112

<BoTM>J_Aero: Qualified Expert; +62|6720|Melbourne - Home of Football

Mouse315 wrote:
Obviously he had an 'advantage' over you. I'll leave you to think about what it is.

You mean he had a higher SPM???

2006-11-26 15:35:22

#113

Mudguts: Member; +1|6747

I couldn't be bothered reading all the replies, but man if thats true.. HAHAHA!! You freak!

Shitting yourself is immature? what an understatement.. it's infantile!! hahaha

But thats bad luck man... well if she can't handle a bit of defecation with sex, then she's just not down-to-earth enough anyway.

2006-11-26 15:36:29

#114

Plum_11: Crazy Plum; +7|6652|The Ameri Suite: Lake Forest

Funnier than shit...ironic

2006-11-26 15:42:15

#115

Monkeyman911: Dun wori, it's K.; +76|6677|California, US

ohhhhhhhhhh shit
lol
dont worry man
i bet she'll call you somtime soon sayin that she wants ya back
and for exploding for a stupid reason......or not

2006-11-26 15:42:58

#116

LockerFish: Member; +47|6961

tino275 wrote:
Dude that is a just a bad time to Fart! The heat and Steam just makes it worse!!!

If She is the type of girl that can't stand that type of humor and your the type of guy that does. Then she's probably not right for you anyway. Better you find out now. You should be relieved. Trust me.

Trust me, he was relieved.

2006-11-26 16:50:46

#117

jermyang: I've Seen the Saucers.; +38|6995|Norcal, usa

WilhelmSissener wrote:
lol!

edit: You did not have dierra and take a few more dumps on you way out by any chance, did you?

that
would
be
awesome.

2006-11-26 17:00:31

#118

MDFSpacePhantom: It is I; +146|6639|San Jose CA.

bahahahahaha hahahahha hahaha SOrry man but hahaha haha haha thats to funny. hahahha

Last edited by MDFSpacePhantom (2006-11-26 17:09:38)

2006-11-26 17:03:02

#119

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7021|UK

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! omg funniest thing ive heard in a while, im nearly crying with laughter.

2006-11-27 07:50:45

#120

Sh4d0wF0x14: Member; +36|6719|luton. uk

hahahha brilliant mate, that is sooo funny. +1

2006-11-27 07:54:57

#121

[BF2s]Connor: The Young One; +20|6725|Wigan---Manchester---UK---

owned

2006-11-27 07:59:49

#122

misconfiguration: GURU; +86|6651|Indianapolis, IN

Wow, I'm sorry mate thanks for sharing I had a good laugh.

2006-11-27 08:00:15

#123

OpsChief: Member; +101|6931|Southern California

ya know that story will be with you forever and thousands upon thousands will admire your new approach to "chewing off" your own arm to escape the trap.

Someday when she is 70, your ex-girlfriend will lose bowel control in a public place and remember the time in the shower and feel embarrased at how she treated you...

Edit: good thing I already had my morning dump or this would have messed me up +1

Last edited by OpsChief (2006-11-27 08:02:04)

2006-11-27 08:17:32

#124

dilun: baa. RAM YOU!; +10|6768|Singapore

talk about it being a crappy breakup!

2006-11-27 08:25:09

#125

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|6965|Kangarooland

thats out of Trainspotting isnt it?

Fancy_fukhead.....

Last edited by ozghost (2006-11-27 08:25:38)

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