I'm so anxious right that I'm literally shaking, but I'll type this out to the best of my ability. Last night I went over to my girlfriend's dorm and we went into the shower together because her 3 roommates were still home. Anyway, we're starting to kiss and I feel a fart coming on. The shower head is high-flow and, as a result, pretty loud. So, I figured I could sneak this fart out without her noticing. To my extreme shock, I accidentally crapped in the shower. It came out so fast I barely noticed it and it felt like a normal fart. My girlfriend immediately notices what I had done and starts freaking out. She jumps out of the shower like there was a poisonous snake in it. Then she starts giving me all this shit about how I always ruin intimate moments with my immaturity. I told her I was sorry and that it was an accident. Her yelling was so loud her roommates could hear every detail of our argument, and I could hear them snickering on the other side of the door. Anyway, she screams at me to get out and that she never wants to see me again. I have never felt so bad and humiliated in my life. I could understand her reaction if this was intentional, but it clearly was not. And on top of that, all of her roommates think I'm some kind of freak. Sorry if this is coming off as a rant, I just needed to vent my frustration.
Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-11-21 13:15:09)
