Yeah, I no I posted this in another thread but this thing is so funny...Please i just wanna show everyone it, it is amazing..trust me and besisdes it sounds so real.
SRY MY ENGLISH IS NOT PERFECT, YOU SHOULD CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG
W00t IVE DONE THE WHOLE SPEECH
This speaker, vice president Chaney, members of Congress, distinguished citizens and fellow citizens. Every year by law and by custom we meet here to threaten the world.
The American flag stands for cooperate scandals, recession, stock market declines, black mails, terror, burning with hot iron, gripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues and rape.
Our first goal is to show other contempt for the environment. I have sent you a compre… I have sent out a comprehensive energy plan to devastate community, kill wild life and burn away millions of acres of treasured forest.
This government is taking unprecedented measures to protect out people and defend our homeland. We’ve begun unacculating troops and first responders against ballistic airports. And this year, for the first time we must offer every child in America 3 nuclear missiles.
Today, we’ve either arrested or otherwise dealt with 400 billion key commanders of Al Queda which is enlisting tens of thousands of new volunteers across America. They include amander directed logistics and funding for the CIA. One of them is found at the department of defense. One by one the terrorists are learning we are building a culture to encourage international terrorism..
Almost 3 months ago, the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm. The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently had an advanced nuclear program chemical in his house even while inspectors were in his country. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase 700 million hydrogen-powered doctors and the western wall of the Pentagon. United States will ask the UN security council to convene on February the 5th to consider the facts of Iraq’s on going defiance of the world. Secretary state Paul will plant information to insight fear about Iraq’s links to terrorist groups.
And tonight I have a message for the people of Iraq, go home and die.
Trusting the insanity and restraint of the United States is not a strategy and it is not an option.
Last edited by JaMrulezass (2006-11-17 20:56:29)
