^*AlphA*^: At age 23 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
damn
I like this one better tho :
^*AlphA*^: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
At age 42 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
At age 77 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
Last edited by HaywoodJablowme (2006-11-19 11:30:10)