How do you plan on dying?

2006-11-12 14:35:31

#1

cablecopulate: Member; +449|6738|Massachusetts.

According to: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

The Amazing Death Machine wrote:
At age 74 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Ironically, for a long time I've felt like I was going to be shot to death.

I don't much have a preference on dying, I just want to know it's coming. I don't want some guy to run past me and shoot me in the head, or get hit by a random bullet and die instantly. I'd at least like to know how my life ends. It's like a movie that just cuts to black and ends. You're like "...!" I'd need closure.

ps: fucking hippies.

2006-11-12 14:37:26

#2

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6627|UK

At age 64 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

owned

2006-11-12 14:38:01

#3

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6541|Omaha, Nebraska!

At age 43 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck

DAMNIT!

2006-11-12 14:38:39

#4

Home: Section.80; +447|6847|Seattle, Washington, USA

The Amazing Death Machine wrote:
At age 41 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Hmm. I guess I'll be going to X-men 17... I thought I had better taste in movies.

2006-11-12 14:40:06

#5

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6549|Southeastern USA

Austin: At age 81 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain

it seems electing who the terrorists wanted didn't help spain afterall

2006-11-12 14:40:18

#6

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|6590|Your attic

At age 55 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Ouchies

2006-11-12 14:41:49

#7

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6843|Alberta, Canada

At age 21 you will choke on a piece of steak.

I ain't living long

2006-11-12 14:42:00

#8

47man: Member; +46|6423|Cali

At age 45 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

2006-11-12 14:42:32

#9

INFERNO552: One shot wonder; +62|6439|canada

At age 21 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

kinda like the guy before me

2006-11-12 14:43:05

#10

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6739

At age 85 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

Thats kinda cool.

2006-11-12 14:43:06

#11

twinke228: da twinkster biatches; +13|6450|Chuck Town, SC

At age 28 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Ive always wanted to burn ... haha

2006-11-12 14:44:54

#12

INFERNO552: One shot wonder; +62|6439|canada

well i put in the same info again and this is what i got

At age 51 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

2006-11-12 14:48:26

#13

l41e: Member; +677|6648

At age 30 you will die lonely and alone.

Meh.

Edit: Just like everything else, this is completely random and has nothing to do with anything you put in. I put in the same stuff and got the Andy Griffith one.

Last edited by k30dxedle (2006-11-12 14:49:20)

2006-11-12 14:49:16

#14

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6674|Florida, United States

The Amazing Death Machine wrote:
At age 37 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Great...buttsecksed to death by aliens...

Last edited by Havok (2006-11-12 14:50:03)

2006-11-12 14:50:12

#15

Kanye North: randy; +80|6464

At age 20 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

2006-11-12 14:51:14

#16

siciliano732: Member; +202|6649|New York

At age 26 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Welp, looks like i should drop outta school right before im about to graduate and start "livin it up" i have less than 4 years to live....interesting...

...hey, atleast i will be remembered!

2006-11-12 14:52:09

#17

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6562|British Columbia, Canada

At age 51 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

"How did he die?"

"He pee'd on a Electric Fence.."

"Idoit.."

2006-11-12 14:53:18

#18

Fallschirmjager10: Member; +36|6460

At age 67 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

2006-11-12 14:55:18

#19

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|6821|Delaware

At age 55 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

2006-11-12 15:02:45

#20

ApacheCobra: Pwninator; +13|6635|NJ

at age 50, your head will explode from being exposed to britney spears for 36 consecutive hours

noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

2006-11-12 15:06:18

#21

FesterTheMolester: BF2s US Server Admin, IRC>Forums; +157|6640|The Mind Of A Cereal Killer

At age 30 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

pwnt

2006-11-12 15:07:14

#22

t0mhank5: Member; +319|6711|Surge

At age 27 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

well, at least now i know

2006-11-12 15:10:31

#23

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|6829|Denver colorado

At age 46 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

/pwned

2006-11-12 15:10:40

#24

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6678|In You Endo- Stoke

At age 64 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

Most likely from "some fucked class A weed"

Are people using there real names or Intranet names?

2006-11-12 15:10:50

#25

Apoc-SAS: rebmeM; +39|6388|Scotland

At age 55 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

you'd think i'd learn some fighting skills playing sll that tekken...

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