Jay
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I dunno, we should kill em all and let Allah sort em out. Insh'Allah
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
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Feel free to rejoin the army, now there's an actual war in prospect.
Fuck Israel
uziq
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at least in failing horribly and putting a bunch of underclass americans through the meat grinder, people like jay can get their HVAC certificates and assume their slice of the american pie in the lower-middle-class. god bless america.
Jay
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+2,006|5573|London, England
Too old my dear, too old. Can't take all the fun away from our dear youth. You said so yourself, they need workfare. Can't be taking their jobs away from them. Wouldn't be fair! Cheerio, stiff upper lip.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5573|London, England

uziq wrote:

at least in failing horribly and putting a bunch of underclass americans through the meat grinder, people like jay can get their HVAC certificates and assume their slice of the american pie in the lower-middle-class. god bless america.
God bless it!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
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with a little bit of luck this conflict lasts another 15 years and your first-born can go out and get to be a hero, playing xbox holed up on bases and listening to drowning pool, just like daddy! the great american experiment continues ... wealth streaming down the generations ...
Jay
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+2,006|5573|London, England

uziq wrote:

with a little bit of luck this conflict lasts another 15 years and your first-born can go out and get to be a hero, playing xbox holed up on bases and listening to drowning pool, just like daddy! the great american experiment continues ... wealth streaming down the generations ...
One can only hope. Hell, if it lasts 15 years they'll both get a shot!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
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Uzi, I have to say I'm very proud of you for so relentlessly resisting the siren song that is male masculinity  you have been entirely consistent and unwavering. Between your form fitting trousers that show off your calves just so, your perfectly coiffed hair that has just the perfect amount of dishevel, and your daily skin routine that leaves your face and hands as soft as the rest of your body and mind. You are the perfect bottom bitch for any female (or male!) that takes a fancy to you.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
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I would like to see Russia and/or China step in and say - Don't touch Iran

Then Trump would have to back down like the dickless bully he is and Jay will have to find another philosophy to mindlessly parrot.
Fuck Israel
Jay
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+2,006|5573|London, England
Maybe I'll start hating Israel so I can make some friends
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
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Well, Israel hates you so why not?

Did you have fun in Iraq doing 'gods work'?

I'm surprised you're not itching to lace up your boots and head to Iran.

Here's a fun fact for you, while you're working and whining about the taxes you pay, chances are your jewish neighbour isn't.
The tax treatment of Israel being so favourable that people domiciled in Israel don't need to worry about pesky things like US taxes.
That and anyone domiciling there gets 10 years paying no taxes in Israel.

Whats not to like?

Now get to work Jay, the Haredim need your tax dollars to fund their life of leisure.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2020-01-07 17:18:32)

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uziq
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Jay wrote:

Uzi, I have to say I'm very proud of you for so relentlessly resisting the siren song that is male masculinity  you have been entirely consistent and unwavering. Between your form fitting trousers that show off your calves just so, your perfectly coiffed hair that has just the perfect amount of dishevel, and your daily skin routine that leaves your face and hands as soft as the rest of your body and mind. You are the perfect bottom bitch for any female (or male!) that takes a fancy to you.
someone's been suckin' back a few millers!

the beer, i hope, not the workshop apprentice.
unnamednewbie13
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Didn't we have a user who once bragged about voting with his feet and abandoning his post or something like that? Can anyone remind me who that was?

As an aside, what the heck is wrong with having a skin care routine? Are pimples, blackheads, and putrefying skin cells somehow considered more manly? Washing your face doesn't make you RuPaul for crying out loud.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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In the middle of the whole verbal appeal for winning hearts and minds early on, of course we had bellicose twathawks blurting out things like "kill them all and let Allah sort them out."

Great teamwork.

Flies on the eyeballs.
SuperJail Warden
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Didn't we have a user who once bragged about voting with his feet and abandoning his post or something like that? Can anyone remind me who that was?

As an aside, what the heck is wrong with having a skin care routine? Are pimples, blackheads, and putrefying skin cells somehow considered more manly? Washing your face doesn't make you RuPaul for crying out loud.
I wash my face before bed every night with
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61ERJJGQ%2BWL._SL1500_.jpg
Brown people have oily skin that is prone to pimples. On the flip side the oily skin slows down visible aging.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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And I am the straightest guy here so obviously skin care is not gay.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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guys, you are all at least middle-class and educated. jay is blue collar and he's struggling to find shoes that fit his changing socioeconomic status. looking after your appearance is totally faggy in the trawler men's bars out on long island. you need to be a tough and resolute MAN, just like jay's totally superlative father figure.
Jay
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+2,006|5573|London, England

uziq wrote:

Jay wrote:

Uzi, I have to say I'm very proud of you for so relentlessly resisting the siren song that is male masculinity  you have been entirely consistent and unwavering. Between your form fitting trousers that show off your calves just so, your perfectly coiffed hair that has just the perfect amount of dishevel, and your daily skin routine that leaves your face and hands as soft as the rest of your body and mind. You are the perfect bottom bitch for any female (or male!) that takes a fancy to you.
someone's been suckin' back a few millers!

the beer, i hope, not the workshop apprentice.
I was rather proud of this one. Hope you laughed
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5573|London, England

Dilbert_X wrote:

Well, Israel hates you so why not?

Did you have fun in Iraq doing 'gods work'?

I'm surprised you're not itching to lace up your boots and head to Iran.

Here's a fun fact for you, while you're working and whining about the taxes you pay, chances are your jewish neighbour isn't.
The tax treatment of Israel being so favourable that people domiciled in Israel don't need to worry about pesky things like US taxes.
that and anyone domiciling there gets 10 years paying no taxes in Israel.

Whats not to like?

Now get to work Jay, the Haredim need your tax dollars to fund their life of leisure.
Man, my business partner is Israeli. Getting money out of him is like getting blood from a stone. I totally see your point!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
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Jay wrote:

uziq wrote:

Jay wrote:

Uzi, I have to say I'm very proud of you for so relentlessly resisting the siren song that is male masculinity  you have been entirely consistent and unwavering. Between your form fitting trousers that show off your calves just so, your perfectly coiffed hair that has just the perfect amount of dishevel, and your daily skin routine that leaves your face and hands as soft as the rest of your body and mind. You are the perfect bottom bitch for any female (or male!) that takes a fancy to you.
someone's been suckin' back a few millers!

the beer, i hope, not the workshop apprentice.
I was rather proud of this one. Hope you laughed
it was good, jay. you done good. real good.

we understand that watching the news cycle start up with this iran thing is giving you the blues over your hey-day in iraq. i'd be having a few drinks, as well, whilst the sense of overwhelming futility washed over me.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5573|London, England
In all reality I'm ecstatic that Iraq is asking us to leave. Long overdue. I'm finding it hilarious watching all the chicken hawks say but but but we gave them democracy!

Yeah, give em some more democracy boys! Give it to them until they pick a leader that you like! Moar democracy!!! Give it to em real good!

Now if only we could get Afghanistan to ask us to leave...
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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The Iranians just ballistic missiled US air bases in Iraq. I hope no Americans died. But if any did I hope they are from Kentucky or thereabout.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Thanks
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Jay
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+2,006|5573|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

The Iranians just ballistic missiled US air bases in Iraq. I hope no Americans died. But if any did I hope they are from Kentucky or thereabout.
Stop being such a prick.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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RTHKI wrote:

Thanks
No problem, Mr. Ohio. In fact I wouldn't even call Ohio a red state.
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