mKmalfunction '08

2006-11-08 11:44:17

#1

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6812|The Lost Highway

I should be President.

I'd legalized weed. Then build a 50 foot tall, brick and laser wall across BOTH borders. No more baby killin'. Fags would be able to have 'civil unions.' I'd quicken/beefen up the training process for Iraq's military and police, and get the hell out of their as quickly as possible.

I'd end affirmative action, and give more rights and opportunities to actual American born citizens. (Forget giving gas stations, etc. to immigrants.)

My VP would have to slay at Math, so we could figure out something to do about our debt.

Fuck yeah brah!

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2006-11-08 11:52:49

#2

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6922

I'd vote for you. I'm not American though, if that's a problem.

2006-11-08 11:54:25

#3

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6812|The Lost Highway

ghettoperson wrote:
I'd vote for you. I'm not American though, if that's a problem.

When I win, I'll give you honorary citizenship, so that you can vote for me in my re-election.

2006-11-08 11:55:11

#4

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6922

Ok, cool.

2006-11-08 11:57:12

#5

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6747|Belgium

I vote for U too
all the way from Belgium

2006-11-08 11:58:20

#6

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6812|The Lost Highway

Retalliation[1337] wrote:
I vote for U too
all the way from Belgium

Haha, thanks.

I need to get some of you Europeans nationalized. I think I'm too far right, or too far left for most American voters.

2006-11-08 12:12:07

#7

Masques: Black Panzer Party; +184|6995|Eastern PA

I'll vote for you, but only on condition that you create a Department of Fagriculture with Hard Gay (aka. Razor Ramon Sumitami) as Secretary.

2006-11-08 12:12:41

#8

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6838|Area 51

ghettoperson wrote:
I'd vote for you. I'm not American though, if that's a problem.

A vote for you all the way from the Netherlands Together with some weed

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2006-11-08 12:13:04

#9

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6812|The Lost Highway

Masques wrote:
I'll vote for you, but only on condition that you create a Department of Fagriculture with Hard Gay (aka. Razor Ramon Sumitami) as Secretary.

Haha, I'll see what I can do about that.

2006-11-08 13:03:52

#10

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6890|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

you stole my name = no vote from me.

nah, im not old enough. lol

weed should be legalized. its like alcohol in a sense. by legalizing and selling alcohol, they got rid of stills, why not do the same with weed?

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2006-11-08 13:40:16

#11

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6812|The Lost Highway

Des.Kmal wrote:
you stole my name = no vote from me.

nah, im not old enough. lol

weed should be legalized. its like alcohol in a sense. by legalizing and selling alcohol, they got rid of stills, why not do the same with weed?

Enough of that name stealing shit, heh. I'm an original, like Jesus and Mohammad Ali.

I agree that it should be legalized. Decriminalization would be a better option as a civilian, but if I'm Pres, I wanna make some loot off of it.

But stills aren't gone. Many people still practice the art of Moonshing. I had some about a year ago, and a couple of years before that.

2006-11-08 13:55:18

#12

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6890|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

mKmalfunction wrote:
Des.Kmal wrote:
you stole my name = no vote from me.

nah, im not old enough. lol

weed should be legalized. its like alcohol in a sense. by legalizing and selling alcohol, they got rid of stills, why not do the same with weed?
Enough of that name stealing shit, heh. I'm an original, like Jesus and Mohammad Ali.

I agree that it should be legalized. Decriminalization would be a better option as a civilian, but if I'm Pres, I wanna make some loot off of it.

But stills aren't gone. Many people still practice the art of Moonshing. I had some about a year ago, and a couple of years before that.

shit. my dad has a still. my best friends dad has a still.

i know of like 27 people off the top of my head with stills.

its not all gone, but yeah. lol

plus, Kmal is my initials. so yes, you stole it.

im jk btw.

Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal

2006-11-08 13:55:40

#13

i wouldnt vote for you, after u done all the good stuff you mentioned, you probz screw everyone over, by getting the FBI to steal everyone's weed.

DON'T BE COMING NEAR MY WEED, ITS ALL MINE. (Insert LOTR line or an evil laugh here)

2006-11-08 13:57:54

#14

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6870|Seattle

Abortions are necessary when you're a true playa' dog. WTF. I don't want no 7 babies holms!!

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-11-08 13:58:53

#15

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6957|United States of America

Kang or Kodos: You have to vote for one of us. It's a two party system.
Man:I think I'll vote for a third party candidate.
Kang or Kodos: Go ahead, throw your vote away! [maniacal laughter]

Seriously though, no go from me.

2006-11-08 13:59:07

#16

jord: Member; +2,382|6951|The North, beyond the wall.

What do you mean baby killin'?

Is it Legal to walk round round now and stab babies in the Heart,thus killing them?

If you elaborate on this question,i'll vote for you.

One vote DOES make a differance,especially mine.

2006-11-08 14:02:32

#17

Darkfire: Helping you help yourself; +34|6750| Texas

mKmalfunction wrote:
Then build a 50 foot tall, brick and laser wall across BOTH borders.

but if we build a wall on the border to Mexico so we dont get more illegals, whos gonna work at the local Burger King!?!?

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ghettoperson wrote:

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