Nothing comes between her and her AK.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Women do not like guns.
Why not make it a friday-night hobby with the missus? Do each other!{uscm}Jyden wrote:
But what if you are married and no longer care about your nether regions ovegrowing should you still make this effort?
Page 1 of this thread, complete instructions available.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Maybe someone can make me a template so i know what i should shave and what i shouldn't.
That itchy scratchy feeling will go away in a couple of days. I've used sissors before but I was using caution the whole time. lolI.M.I Militant wrote:
anyways i was in the shower an im just like o wait the hell an i just started going at them with the scissors... anyways there sort of short now but its realy realy itchy around the area did i make a bad mistake
I'm glad you asked.DirtyMexican wrote:
What scares me even more is how do the guys giving advice know what to do? Some things you should keep to yourself.
Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-06 03:11:03)
Right read the guide and very usefull one,haven't got a helmet so will have to use a bowl instead.DonFck wrote:
Why not make it a friday-night hobby with the missus? Do each other!{uscm}Jyden wrote:
But what if you are married and no longer care about your nether regions ovegrowing should you still make this effort?Page 1 of this thread, complete instructions available.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Maybe someone can make me a template so i know what i should shave and what i shouldn't.
(note to self: stay far away fron donfck)DonFck wrote:
I'm glad you asked.DirtyMexican wrote:
What scares me even more is how do the guys giving advice know what to do? Some things you should keep to yourself.
The guys giving advice have experimented with different methods, until finally settling for one. Through trial and (painful) error, reliable and working methods have evolved, thus creating a spectrum of sub-categories for scrotum-maintenance. As new generations wake up to the age old question: "How do I do it?", some people (not many, but some) have in their opinion reached a level of testicle-trimming wisdom, which they are willing to share with these new trimming-padawans.
So actually, what I.M.I should have done after page 1, would have been to reply: "Yes, sensei" and grabbed the tools of trimming immediately.
Last edited by DirtyMexican (2006-11-06 03:16:36)
The last oneDonFck wrote:
Gee.. What category do I fall into?
I've done it for about a year now routinely.LT.Commander_DATA wrote:
Just wondering from the people that gave this guy advice how many of you actually have done it?
Forum is a good place to get opinions but you should make sure you get your advice from credible sources.
Especially if you are working in that area. Last thing good luck.
Thats not true. My girl loves all of my guns: my AK 47, my c0ck, my Remington 12g, and the two i'm using to type this.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Women do not like guns.
Do not do this for the love of god.scottomus0 wrote:
Haha.
Please post the the picture when your finished. PLEASE.
Last edited by DeepSkysUrGe (2006-11-06 05:40:02)
Hmm.. that's like an "easy-reader"-version of my guide..DeepSkysUrGe wrote:
1 trim to short shavable length with scissors
2 shave with sharp, new, non electric razor with plenty of shaving cream
3 shower
4 throw some unscented lotion down there the first 2-3 days, it'll help keep away itches
5 get the 'ol girlfriend down there for some fun
The re-post of DonFck's concise guide to basic trimming of your manhood wrote:
1. Shower
2. Dry up to a fluffy bush.
3. The hedge-trimming:
Start working with the upper regions with a long hair trimmer of your electric shaver. Use similar methods as if you were actually trimming a hedge. Shape it to your tase.
4. Secure the perimeter:
Trim the edges so you get a clear shape and consistency to your trim. Use the electric razor long hair trimmer - finalize with the regular shaver part.
5. The road to the Nether Regions:
Work your way with a pair of short scissors from the sack towards your poopy hole. A 4mm trim is usually OK. Less, and it scratches when you walk.
6. Your sacks:
Here's where you need a steady hand. Trim short the overgrown single hairs using the same method as in #3. Get hold of a new razor blade and some shaving foam. Use the balls to your advantage when smoothing up the area to be shaved. Work in sectors. Along the growth, not against.
7. The stubby:
At this point you've played with your balls and rod for a while, so you're having a "halfie". Again, use this to your advantage. Lift the bad boy up to trim the surroundings and lower part of your semi-erect piston.
8. The painful end:
This one can make you pass out on the bathroom floor, so be prepared and wear your moms bicycle helmet. Take a picture of yourself standing naked wearing the helmet, this is your most sad moment. Get some aftershave that has a highest possible alcohol-content (you can use non-alcoholic aftershave with menthol also, if you can't stand the burn). Spray/slap it on your newly shaved nutsack. This will close the pores, so you won't get a rash or infection afterwards, but will burn for 15 minutes in a way you've never experienced before. Don't say I didn't warn you! Once the burning has eased a bit, moisturizing lotion will be the finishing touch.
9. Remove the bicycle-helmet
10. Get dressed
11. Enjoy your date
Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-06 09:58:54)
yeah i thought it was too long so i edited it and added a few of my own pointers. plus the pink was burning my eyes.DonFck wrote:
Hmm.. that's like an "easy-reader"-version of my guide..
Last edited by E7IX3R (2006-11-06 05:49:10)
People like who?E7IX3R wrote:
What The Fuck.
Why do have to make such a post? this is worse than the "how old were you when you lost your virginity thread"
people like you are ruining the forum.
Get
The
Fuck
Out
People making threads about shaving your balls and the age you lost your virginity on a gaming forum. I know it's the junk drawer, but this takes the cake.DonFck wrote:
People like who?E7IX3R wrote:
What The Fuck.
Why do have to make such a post? this is worse than the "how old were you when you lost your virginity thread"
people like you are ruining the forum.
Get
The
Fuck
Out
IMHO, the post which I have quoted above just might be contributing to the demise of these forums more than a discussion about pubic hair (or lack there of after overdoing it with the razor).
Last edited by I.M.I Militant (2006-11-06 06:06:11)
