mondays suck.. Joke time!!
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
> golf.....
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
> through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the
> course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
> see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
> door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
> done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
> bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
> that broke my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you.
>
> You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
> for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm
> allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
> wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
> moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year
> for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
> least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
> life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the
> genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
> every country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
> always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,
> genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
> been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish
> is to have sex with your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
> know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
> What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
> you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
> wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
> You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do
> the same for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
> the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
> over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old
> are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of
> you still believe in genies?
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
> golf.....
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
> through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the
> course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
> see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
> door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
> done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
> bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
> that broke my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you.
>
> You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
> for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm
> allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
> wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
> moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year
> for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
> least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
> life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the
> genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
> every country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
> always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,
> genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
> been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish
> is to have sex with your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
> know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
> What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
> you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
> wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
> You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do
> the same for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
> the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
> over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old
> are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of
> you still believe in genies?
