Google translator fun

2006-10-30 22:26:48

#1

Home: Section.80; +447|7297|Seattle, Washington, USA

So I was messin around with this and ended up coming up with some pretty funny stuff. Here's how it works:

Step 1: Go to google.
Step 2: Click on "Language Tools" to the right of the search box.
Step 3: Set the translator to translate from English to Arabic, or whatever languages you choose.
Step 4: Type something in and translate it.
Step 5: Now, copy the Arabic version of what you translated.
Step 6: Paste it in the translate box, but set it to translate from Arabic to English.
Step 7: Enjoy the literal translation.

Now, this doesn't sound funny until you try it. But, using the languages of Arabic and English I typed in "(Male friend) has a vagina" and then translated it back to get the literal translation and it came back as "(Male friend) has a happy ending." Using the same thing but with Korean and English I got "(Male friend) has a quality".
Post your funny ones!

Last edited by Homeschtar (2006-10-30 22:31:43)

2006-10-30 22:34:55

#2

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7105|Brisbane, Australia

Sarrk is the winner of the internets
English To French
Sarrk est le gagnant des internets
French To English
Sarrk is gaining it of the Internets

Go stare at the sun
English To French
S'attaquent le regard fixe au soleil
French To English
Attack the fixed glance the sun

WTFHAX! I LOVE IT!

2006-10-30 22:41:38

#3

eagles1106: Member; +269|7033|Marlton, New Jersey.

lmao...
English to Arabic:

English Phrase:
I'll smack you in the face with the very large and meaty sausage that's snuggled up in my pants inbetween my legs.

Translated to Arabic:اي انك عندما صفعة في وجه الكبير وذلك في لحمي السجق متحاضن في بيجين في المنتصف بلادي بلادي ساقيه.

Translated back to English:

Any when you slap in the face of the old and in the Rift Sausage snuggled in Beijing in the middle of my my legs.

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-30 22:44:00)

2006-10-30 22:44:52

#4

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7105|Brisbane, Australia

Your sig is so hax, BF2 and sport dont generally mix well, but then again, thats coming from a guy with a planetside sig on a BF2/142 forum

2006-10-30 22:46:01

#5

maffiaw: ph33r me 傻逼; +40|6870|Melbourne, AUS

eagles1106 wrote:
lmao...
English to Arabic:

English Phrase:
I'll smack you in the face with the very large and meaty sausage that's snuggled up in my pants inbetween my legs.

Translated to Arabic:اي انك عندما صفعة في وجه الكبير وذلك في لحمي السجق متحاضن في بيجين في المنتصف بلادي بلادي ساقيه.

Translated back to English:

Any when you slap in the face of the old and in the Rift Sausage snuggled in Beijing in the middle of my my legs.

wtf rofl

2006-10-30 22:55:20

#6

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7094

NICE FIND +1 from blademaster

2006-10-30 23:16:27

#7

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6978|Global Command

I'm going for the manual release tonight because my wifes in bed

translation from Arabic;

I am being launched tonight because my guide and Lewis in the secret ballot.

2006-10-30 23:20:10

#8

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7081|Finland

English to Italian:
I just realized my member is caught in my zipper. No wonder I've been in a bad mood..

And back to English:
I have realized hardly that my member is interfered with in my zipper. No wonder have been in a defective humor.

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-10-30 23:24:53

#9

Soldier-Of-Wasteland: Mephistopheles; +40|7105|Land of the Very Cold

I have a huge barbecue that smells like rotten fish.

English-to-French

J'ai un barbecue énorme ce des odeurs comme les poissons putréfiés.

Back to English

I have a barbecue enormous it of the odors like putrefied fish.

and another one...

I am having nightmares about a misty lake that overflows in nearby towns, drowing all the folks in a horrible and painful death.

English-to-French

J'ai des cauchemars au sujet d'un lac brumeux qui déborde dans les villes voisines, drowing tous gens dans une mort horrible et douloureuse.

Back to English

I have nightmares about a misty lake which overflows in the close cities, drowing all people in a horrible and painful death.

2006-10-30 23:28:00

#10

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6855|NSW, Australia

english to german
i am going to pop a cap in your ass
translated version
ich werde eine Kappe in deinem Esel knallen
translated back
I will slam a cap in your donkey
lol

and another one
english to french
you smell of rotten cheese and smelly socks
translated version
vous odeur de fromage putréfié et des chaussettes smelly
french to english
you odor of putrefied cheese and the socks smelly

Last edited by <<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven (2006-10-30 23:32:58)

2006-10-31 00:38:42

#11

Karnall: Member; +8|6985|Hampshire, UK

Translate: My willy is proper massive dawg
arabic: بلدي ويلي هو الصحيح هائل داوغ
english: My read is correct tremendous Dog

Yeah I have a correct read and a tremendous dog.

2006-10-31 01:03:12

#12

Drax: Paddles/Plane Whore; +28|7010|Australia, NSW

f**k in english to french = baise
baise in french to english = kiss

..bit of a difference

2006-10-31 01:13:26

#13

Drax: Paddles/Plane Whore; +28|7010|Australia, NSW

let's go out and get pissed on friday night

and from german: let us pissed on Friday night expire and receive

2006-10-31 01:25:11

#14

cospengle: Member; +140|6936|Armidale, NSW, Australia

English to Arabic:
there is a problem with your connection

Arabic to English:
There is a problem you Lima

2006-10-31 06:27:07

#15

Abstinuous: Member; +33|6880

http://babelfish.av.com/ has been out there for years buy altavista, it works better and supports diff languages

Last edited by Abstinuous (2006-10-31 06:27:37)

2006-10-31 08:16:52

#16

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7192|Reality

Drax wrote:
f**k in english to french = baise
baise in french to english = kiss

..bit of a difference

That explains why Frenchmen have a reputation for being smooth and getting the girls.
When English speaking female tourists check their language dictionary they think they are being asked for a kiss which most might be amenable to doing...how little do they know!

LMAO

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2006-10-31 08:57:24

#17

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6975|Singapore

English: Sex
Korean: 성
English: Characteristic

now this is nasty...

English: Gay
Korean: 명랑한
English: It was cheerful

English: Semen
Korean: 정액
English: Fixed amount

sure does have a fixed amount

2006-10-31 08:58:51

#18

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7098

Borat language
SEXY TIME

2006-10-31 09:03:12

#19

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6975|Singapore

Abstinuous wrote:
http://babelfish.av.com/ has been out there for years buy altavista, it works better and supports diff languages

tried that with russian...heres a sample..

English: There is a problem with your connection
Russian: Будет проблема с вашим соединением.
English: There will be problem with your connection. ( ORLY?)

2006-10-31 09:48:00

#20

CaptainMack: Ye Ol'e Pirate Pub<3; +5|6879|#bf2s (Just next to maef)

HAHA, I tried translating "I like girls and girls like boys" to arabic and then from arabic to english it turned out:
I like girls as boys and girls

2006-10-31 09:52:45

#21

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|7169|Scotland

English: I have earned lots of awards in my time and am proud of all of them

German: Ich habe Lose Preise in meiner Zeit und in morgens erworben, die auf alle stolz sind

Back to english: I acquired lots of prices in my time and in in the morning, which are proud of all

OMG WTF? lol that's really cool.

2006-10-31 10:01:33

#22

samhornby: Bo'Selecta!; +14|7000

English - I want To have a go on your mum.

German - Ich möchte gehen auf deine Mama haben.

English - I would like to go on your mummy to have.

Lol

2006-10-31 10:14:49

#23

Viller-Valle: Svensk Tiger; +15|6877|Sweden

Free beer to all the people of Athens. Make it drip from your lip.
to - greek
Ελεύθερη μπύρα σε όλους τους πληθυσμούς της Αθήνας. Το κάνετε να στάξει από το χείλι σας.

to - eng
Free beer in all the populations of Athens. Him you make sta'xej from your lip.
?

2006-10-31 11:05:15

#24

Soldier-Of-Wasteland: Mephistopheles; +40|7105|Land of the Very Cold

English-Arabic-English

Stat padding in Battlefield Two is becoming an international crisis.

بطانة مباشرة في القتال هما يصبح ازمة دولية.

Lining directly in the fighting are into an international crisis.

2006-10-31 11:09:51

#25

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6971|...

I had a chinese corworker and he said that the chinese was way off after more then a couple of words. but it is BETA.

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